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Published: 2008-01-31 11:09:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 20920; Favourites: 327; Downloads: 3690
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Description L didn't know that
poor thing.
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Comments: 120

Lafein [2008-11-22 16:28:57 +0000 UTC]

oh L. X'3 he would go through those awful tests for cake XD and because he's L, HE WOULD GET THE CAKE. maybe.

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herman-the-handyman In reply to Lafein [2008-11-22 17:20:13 +0000 UTC]

I hope so.
he's so cute that he can melt even the cold GLaDOS' heart. :3

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Kitty1000 [2008-10-08 22:21:31 +0000 UTC]

Too bad it's a LIE.

Poor lil L.

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Kirika-chan [2008-10-07 02:20:41 +0000 UTC]

No L! It's a lie!

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herman-the-handyman In reply to Kirika-chan [2008-10-07 02:52:36 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Darth-Tobi [2008-08-12 20:34:50 +0000 UTC]

Lol, wrong icon. It should be:

XD

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herman-the-handyman In reply to Darth-Tobi [2008-08-12 23:40:16 +0000 UTC]

thanks for the faves!

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stich76 [2008-08-11 22:00:40 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha! And you just KNOW Light is GLaDOS, and Mikami is a turret along with Misa Misa! XD....I gotta draw that. O_O *runs off*

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herman-the-handyman In reply to stich76 [2008-08-12 01:08:22 +0000 UTC]

LOL )
give me the link, wnen you finish it )

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stich76 In reply to herman-the-handyman [2008-08-13 17:35:57 +0000 UTC]

Done: [link]

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stich76 In reply to herman-the-handyman [2008-08-12 01:40:59 +0000 UTC]

Kk. *has already done line art XD*

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666deathslayer666 [2008-07-08 03:53:25 +0000 UTC]

THE CAKE IS A LIE L DONT GO ANY FURTHER THE CARZY SOB IS GOING TO TRY TO KILL YOU JUST RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

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herman-the-handyman In reply to 666deathslayer666 [2008-07-08 04:01:14 +0000 UTC]

omg, lol.
i'm afraid he can't hear you.

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666deathslayer666 In reply to herman-the-handyman [2008-07-10 22:42:48 +0000 UTC]

but the cake is a lie...

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redkaizerresistance [2008-07-06 22:56:13 +0000 UTC]

Just wait untill he finds out about the furnace.

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herman-the-handyman In reply to redkaizerresistance [2008-07-07 00:46:53 +0000 UTC]

LOL
thanks for the fave!

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redkaizerresistance In reply to herman-the-handyman [2008-07-07 02:02:46 +0000 UTC]

Not a problem.

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LacusTheMage [2008-05-27 20:27:23 +0000 UTC]

L!!! THE CAKE IS A LIE!!! DONT EAT LIES!!!

*GLaDOS Interference*

One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix.
One can prepared coconut pecan frosting.
3/4 cup vegetable oil.
Four large eggs.
One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips.
3/4 cups butter or margarine.
1 2/3 cups granulated sugar.
Two cups all purpose flower. (note, it says flower, not flour)


Don't forget garnishes such as:

Fish shaped crackers.
Fish shaped candies.
Fish shaped solid waste.
Fish shaped dirt.
Fish shaped ethyl benzene.
Pull and peel licorice.
Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.
Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish.


One cup lemon juice.

Alpha resins.
Unsaturated polyester resin.
Fiberglass surface resins.
And volatile malted milk impoundments.

Nine large egg yolks.
Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes.
One cup granulated sugar.

An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.'

Two cups rhubarb, sliced.
2/3 cups granulated rhubarb.
One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb.
One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.
Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire.
One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb.
Two tablespoons rhubarb juice.

Adjustable aluminum head positioner.
Slaughter electric injector.
Cordless electric needle injector.
Injector needle driver.
Injector needle gun.
Cranial caps.

And it contains proven preventatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals.

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herman-the-handyman In reply to LacusTheMage [2008-05-28 09:45:46 +0000 UTC]

m-m-m...borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb
so tasty

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LacusTheMage In reply to herman-the-handyman [2008-05-28 16:29:26 +0000 UTC]

Fish shaped solid waste, my favourite.

*GLaDOS Interference*
We are a pleased you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you. We are very. Very happy for your success.
We are throwing a party in honor of your tremendous success. Place the device on the ground, then lie on your stomach with your arms at your sides. A party associate will arrive shortly to collect you for your party. Make no further attempts to leave the testing area. Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party.

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Demonspite [2008-05-20 19:43:31 +0000 UTC]

Nicely done! But poor Lawlett... TTw\\
*faves*

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herman-the-handyman In reply to Demonspite [2008-05-22 04:34:23 +0000 UTC]

thank youuu

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Demonspite In reply to herman-the-handyman [2008-05-22 15:30:55 +0000 UTC]

Welcome!

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Sentinall77 [2008-05-11 18:42:47 +0000 UTC]

"at the conclusion of the test you will be baked... and then there will be cake..."

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herman-the-handyman In reply to Sentinall77 [2008-05-12 07:11:40 +0000 UTC]

L is sweet. even if he's baked.

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chaosnicromancer666 [2008-03-13 18:43:32 +0000 UTC]

If you watch the credits you get to see the cake just not eat it. Stupid robot.

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herman-the-handyman In reply to chaosnicromancer666 [2008-03-14 11:43:17 +0000 UTC]

there's no cake for those who don't want to burn.
i've heard that some people went to buy the cake after beating this game...even at night.

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revengelover [2008-03-05 18:05:29 +0000 UTC]

so sad :'( i want the cake...

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herman-the-handyman In reply to revengelover [2008-03-06 08:53:50 +0000 UTC]

the cake is for the AI only.

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nupaNickL In reply to herman-the-handyman [2008-06-22 02:38:35 +0000 UTC]

There's a cake you can get in Portal: The Flash Version...

...and in the Portal TFV bonus map pack...

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revengelover In reply to herman-the-handyman [2008-03-06 16:48:42 +0000 UTC]

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herman-the-handyman In reply to revengelover [2008-03-09 06:47:45 +0000 UTC]

well, it's her cake anyway.

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revengelover In reply to herman-the-handyman [2008-03-09 20:14:14 +0000 UTC]

she's so mean :'( we should give her some emotion so she'll share

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herman-the-handyman In reply to revengelover [2008-03-10 11:59:35 +0000 UTC]

well...she is funny...all the things she said ... "you will be baked"

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revengelover In reply to herman-the-handyman [2008-03-10 15:25:35 +0000 UTC]

yeah...and like your signature, "Some day we'll remember this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Oh boy." hahaha... or when she makes us go through the are with the cute turrets!! mooo... well then i guess she just needs to go back to gradeschool and learn how to share

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herman-the-handyman In reply to revengelover [2008-03-11 03:51:35 +0000 UTC]

...now i know what's her problem... she never actually went to school...

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revengelover In reply to herman-the-handyman [2008-03-11 15:27:35 +0000 UTC]

GAH! that sucks she must be all lonely...

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nupaNickL In reply to revengelover [2008-06-22 02:41:46 +0000 UTC]

Why did you think she makes such a big deal about the companion cube? She apparently tried to gas all the humans, so maybe she only lures you along out of the lonelyness, in the hopes that she'll get to mess with you when you reach the boss stage or at least get put out of her misery.

Actually, that would be rather twisted, even for GLaDOS: to be so lonely that she lures the test subjects until one of them succedes in taking her apart...

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revengelover In reply to nupaNickL [2008-06-24 21:43:04 +0000 UTC]

well, knowing GLaDOS you never know with her... she may be trying to take over the world by making every single person so lonely they can't stand it. Then eventually those people go crazy.

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herman-the-handyman In reply to revengelover [2008-03-12 10:40:12 +0000 UTC]

yeah...she has only 2 friends - Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator and the Red phone.

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revengelover In reply to herman-the-handyman [2008-03-12 17:21:33 +0000 UTC]

damn....and the turrets o.o?? or they're her slaves??

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herman-the-handyman In reply to revengelover [2008-03-13 08:24:20 +0000 UTC]

well...even if she talks to them,she can never really meet them.

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revengelover In reply to herman-the-handyman [2008-03-13 15:13:35 +0000 UTC]

oh okies. then she's just screwed practically...

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TobiSasukeL [2008-02-22 22:51:40 +0000 UTC]

Kira caused this tragedy he stole the cake from the aperture science center and wrote L's name in the death note as "suicide because of guilt for killing The weighted companion cube and low blood sugar"
FAV'ed

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herman-the-handyman In reply to TobiSasukeL [2008-02-24 13:12:06 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! LOL great comment!!
thanks for the fave

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CuteSango [2008-02-21 18:04:08 +0000 UTC]

Aw poor L, he won't be getting any cake.
x'D

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herman-the-handyman In reply to CuteSango [2008-02-24 13:11:25 +0000 UTC]

well, he's a genius...
maybe he can get the cake even in such conditions...

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CuteSango In reply to herman-the-handyman [2008-02-24 16:58:02 +0000 UTC]

Lul, Maybe he can...

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Umi-Mizukori-Sagara [2008-02-06 03:22:07 +0000 UTC]

o__o Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick
THAT'S AMAZING

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herman-the-handyman In reply to Umi-Mizukori-Sagara [2008-02-06 17:15:12 +0000 UTC]


thanks ^^

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