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A venomous bile and poisonous farce,
Heap of twisted metal, piled up cars,
Vilify me, I AM Dick Dastardly!
Judge, flog this bastard savagely!

Think what you will, I should be the one here
Waste no time or pity on this here queer
The defendant's booth, by my own hands built home
The one the wolf couldn't knock down, the pig's house of stone

For all the joy in the world, could not
Match the grin on my face, that I've got
When all the fingers, needle-like pointy
Find me guilty, putrid and filthy;

For should another be in my shoes, he might stumble
Other than mine, shoulders would crumble
Where lesser ones, corroded by words, fell
Freaks like me will always excel

And all spoken words could not flatter me more
Than the ones when you're bitter, sour and sore,
Rending accusations, a cyanide pill,
Welcoming committee, flickering from your windowsill,

Getting me drunk on lip drops and liquor
Mad with ethanol, dark chocolate bitter
'Cause this is me, yes, once again
Doing all I can to keep the pain in

Because I know, all your puns and all your charms
Won't dissolve, absorb my stitches or heal my scars
Nor will your sharp words and sharp mind
Rewrite my oldest rhyme

But just so you know! Seven! Eight! Nine!
I throw 'em right back, your own twisted rhyme
Bird of Hermes, no wings left for me to fly
Iron clad devotion, mercs like me never die!