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Soooooooo......I haven't uploaded in a while.

Yeah, that's all I got. Any questions, comments, concerns, or stuff you want to say, just comment below.

ON TO THE STORY!! (That went faster than usual. Not sure if that's good or bad.)

y/n rushed into the mess hall at full speed and quite literally jumped in line.

Or where the line was supposed to be, anyway. The only people he could see in the entire cafeteria were a group of people sitting over at table in the right corner. The only one y/n recognized was Starc. (See part 1 for details, link in the description!)

y/n: I only know one person in that entire group of people! But as somebody once said, a prosperous journey begins with the first jump.

With that y/n leapt up, straight towards the table....

...and promptly fell flat on his face in the midst of everyone seated there.

Starc: Hey-o! Aren't you that crazy dude from earlier?

y/n:*looks at Starc* Hey-o! Aren't you that guy who likes to piss Weiss off? Starc, wasn't it?

Starc: Good news, soldier: You got the name right! Now here's the bad news:...

y/n: Please let him say it's Grimm...

A blue haired kid with his hair tied back looked at y/n.

Blue Guy: And I thought Grimm were bad. You learn something new every day.

y/n: It's not that I like Grimm, I'm just hoping that the bad news isn't...

Starc: After a thorough investigation of the premises, my newly acquired comrades and I found no traces of edibles.

y/n:...exactly what he said. *faceplants*

A moment of silence was held for the tragedy that was the lack of food.

y/n: *jumps up* I hear crinkling! *turns to a girl with green hair* You have FOOOOOD!

Starc: FOOOOOD!

Green Girl: Sorry boys, but this is my emergency supply. It's stri...

Before she could even finish her sentence, both y/n and Starc were leaping toward her, sounding a terrifying battle cry:

Starc and y/n: FOOOOODDDDD!!!

The impact from the two hungry boys sent the granola bar flying through the air.

Starc: *leaps up* It's gonna land on the table! Mine!

y/n: Not if I get there first, bucko!

Green Girl: Hands off, both of you! That's my food!

The bar did indeed land on the table...but in four equal pieces.

The blue haired boy promptly sheathed his sword in his scabbard.

Blue Guy: There. Now we can all enjoy the food.

Starc: I suppose that's one way to do it. Oh, y/n, these are my new acquaintances: Shokku Ultami. *points to Blue Guy*

Shokku: *bows* It is my honor to make your acquaintance, Mr. y/n.

y/n: *holds hands up* Chill it with the formality, dude. Just y/n is fine.

Shokku: *rises* As you wish.

Starc:...and Malachia Emera.

Malachia: I'm going to get you all for stealing my food.

y/n: Nice to meet you too. Now...

Before y/n could finish his sentence, another person walked into the cafeteria. He had flaming red hair and looked strong enough to take a Grimm down with one punch.

???: What are you fools doing in here? The speech is already starting!

y/n: I believe you have the wrong people. We're just a group of ordinary teenagers who are trying to make our way through ordinary high school.

Everyone: *looks at y/n* What?

y/n: Oh come on, you guys! We could have fooled him!

Shokku: I'm calling BS on that one.

Starc: Yeah, only an complete idiot would fall for that.

y/n: And that makes a difference how?

???: *grabs y/n's shirt and lifts him up* You calling me stupid, shrimp?

y/n: *unfazed* The name's y/n. And yes.

???: I'm Ferrus Vulcan. And you just screwed up. *pulls back right fist*

Suddenly a loudspeaker in the cafeteria turned on.

Glynda's voice: Shokku Ultami, Starc Witt, Malachia Emera, y/n l/n, and Ferrus Vulcan, report to the Great Hall immediately. And by immediately, I mean before I decide to write you all detentions.

Starc: How do you like that. First day at a new school and we're already delinquents.

Ferrus: *drops y/n* Lucky man. Next time you won't be here to tell about it. *walks away*

y/n: Nice guy. *yells after Ferrus* I'm looking forward to it!

With that, y/n and the rest of his newfound friends walked off to the Great Hall and weaved through the immense crowd of students there.

y/n: Hey Starc! I see that red girl from earlier. Let's go talk to her!

Starc: Yeah, I think I'll stick with Shokku. She's a bit...well, you know, young.

y/n: Would the fact that the stuck up rich girl that you hate for some reason is also over there convince you?

Starc: YES. It's time to annoy the Schnee, comrade. FORWARD!

y/n: Yes, onwar-

y/n then abruptly noticed his path was blocked by a tall figurer cloaked in a dark robe.

y/n: Um, excuse me. I don't like to be rude, but can you please move?

The figure turned around to reveal that instead of a face, he (or she?) wore a mask. The figure turned its head slightly to reveal that it had heard y/n, and then promptly stepped out of the way.

y/n: Thanks! By the way, what's your name?

???: His name is Onyx. Onyx Umbra.

With this, a girl with crimson hair stepped out of the crowd.

y/n: And you are...?

???: Carmine Umbra, his sister. Onyx is unfortunately unable to speak, due to an accident during his childhood.

Onyx: *looks towards his sister*...

Carmine: But he's grateful that you asked him his name.

y/n: I would ask how you can tell, but I gotta get to my friends! Nice meeting you lovely people!

With that, y/n ran off to catch up with Starc and find Ruby.

Carmine: We'll meet again...y/n l/n.

Meanwhile y/n arrived just in time to see Starc and Weiss's hands go to their weapons.

y/n: *jumps in between them* Whoa, whoa, whoa, people, calm it down!

At the same time:
Starc: She started it!
Weiss: He started it!

y/n: Alright, I say both of you have lost weapons privileges. And get a 30-second timeout.

Starc: Awwww...

Weiss: Who put you in charge? You're obviously insane!

y/n: *annoyed face* Not insane, just crazy.

Weiss: But those are the same-

y/n: Pancake batter under the oven.

Weiss: *confused* What?

y/n: Anyone else want to say something?

Ruby: I like pancakes.

y/n: Now that's a smart girl right there! And...

Ozpin: *taps microphone* Ahem.

y/n: Here we go, speech time!

Ruby: I didn't know you had a thing for public speaking.

y/n: I don't, I just like seeing other people do it. So inspiring.

Ozpin: I'll keep this brief. You have traveled here today in search of knowledge.

Starc: *whispers to y/n* Yeah, knowledge on how to best annoy Schnees.

Weiss: I heard that.

Ozpin: To hone your craft and acquire new skills. And when you have finished, you plan to dedicate your life to the protection of the people.

Ruby: Yes! That's exactly what I want - to protect people as a huntress!

y/n: I was just planning to eat food, but yeah, protecting people is pretty good too.

Ozpin: But I look amongst you and all I see is wasted energy in need of purpose, direction. You assume knowledge will free you of this, but your time at this school will prove that knowledge can only carry you so far. It is up to you to take the first step.

Starc: That's pretty deep.

Professor Goodwitch then walked up to the microphone.

Glynda: You will gather in the ballroom tonight. Tomorrow, your initiation begins. Be ready. You are dismissed.

With that the crowd of students began to disperse.

y/n: Well, I'd say that was pretty inspiring. What about you guys?

Timeskip: Night

y/n: Well that was rude. They didn't even get a chance to answer!

Author's Note: The story must go on. Now get back to your place!

y/n: Just for that, I'm going to tell them that Carmine and Onyx are actually L -

Author's Note: No SPOILERS!

y/n then proceeded to set his stuff down right next to Starc.

Starc: Looks like this is gonna be a great high school experience, right y/n?

y/n: I think the trial tomorrow will be quite inspiriting.

Starc: And that means...?

y/n: It'll be a blast. Now I'm gonna go find Ferrus.

Starc: I think that's a stupid idea. Wasn't he the one that tried to turn you into a floor decoration?

y/n: Now that's no way to talk about a potential frie-

y/n was then cut off by a purple haired girl who had just walked over to their area.

???: Excuse me gentlemen, but by any chance, are either of you in possession of a headresting fluffy device?

Starc: You mean a pillow? If so, then yes.

???: Great! *pulls out badge* The name's Alania Paxtry, representative of the IKRPID. I'm going to have to confiscate those pillows for a safety inspection.

Starc: No way, you have no right to-

Alania: I do too, as an officer of the Inter-Kingdom Remnant Pillow Inspection Department, I have all the authority to conduct routine inspections of pillows and if necessary, suspend your pillow license.

Starc: But we don't have any licenses!

Alania: Oooooh. In that case, I'm going to have to confiscate both pillows until further notice.

Starc: Arggghhhh!

y/n: Isn't your name Elesia Falidor?

Alania: *nervous look* Ummmm, no! Why would you think that?

y/n: Well it says right that your name is Elesia - no wait, is it Rinita Hatrous, or Yanta Solious?

Alania: Hey, that's my wallet!

y/n: Yeah, I took it off you while you were busy with Starc. Speaking of which, what do you make of this, Starc?

Starc: I would say the evidence suggests that she is a con artist. Trying to steal our pillows, eh?

Alania: Okay, you got me. My name's Ulia Grimuel, and I'm an undercover Atlas reporter here to do a story on Beacon.

y/n: Your real name, please.

Alania: Fine. I am Valeria Palatinate. Huntress in training as well as professional confidence woman. That better? And can I have my wallet back?

Starc: So you're both a student and scam artist? And no, no wallet for people who try to steal my stuff.

Valeria: Hey, you watch it punk. It takes skill to do this kind of thing. By the way, how do I look?

y/n: You look very-

Without warning, Valeria slid right down beside y/n in a very sultry manner.

Valeria: *seductively* Because you look absolutely ravishing.

y/n: I-

And again without warning, Valeria kissed y/n right on the lips and held it for about 5 seconds straight. y/n, on his part, didn't fight it, but was caught completely off guard.

Valeria then stood up with a grin.

Valeria: See you around, boys.

y/n: I - what?

Starc: Somehow I doubt that she - oh, I get it now.

y/n: What? *looks down* Oh.

In the midst of the kiss, Valeria had reached down and taken the wallet right out of y/n's hand.

Starc: She's a tricky one, I'll give her that.

???: y/n, what and who was that?

y/n: *looks up* Ruby! Trust me, that was not what it looked like. I got bamboozled!

Suddenly y/n was caught up in a strong headlock.

Yang: DID YOU MAKE MY BABY SISTER SAD??

y/n: *choking* (Gak) no...it was (hurk) an accident (gasp)

Yang let y/n go and right away Starc checked him for injuries.

Starc: You do know you could've killed him?

Ruby: Sorry about that. My sister's a bit of a..., well you know,....

Yang: Super awesome, butt kicking, motorcycle riding, party animal?

y/n: I think she was going to say hothead, but from your personality, it seems all of those things too.

Ruby: Uh-oh...

Yang: Did you say hothead?

y/n: Don't bother trying to kick my butt though, since the story's almost over.

Starc: How can you tell?

y/n: Because that Faunus is about to blow out the lights. *looks at Blake*

At that moment, Blake blew out the candle next to her...and all the lights. How unexpected.

HA! You thought it was over!

Meanwhile...

About 2 miles outside of Beacon, a dropship silently touched down in the woods. Beowulfs scattered as it landed...almost as if they were afraid of what - or who - was inside.

A group of soldiers armed with rifles and carrying military grade cases walked out and stood at attention.

A man with a skull mask that was equipped with a variety of odd technological devices walked out with three other people in tow.

Skull: You are all equipped with a tracking device on your belt. It will lead you to the target point. Once there, regroup and meet up with us at designated point Javelin. Dismissed.

Suddenly a Beowulf leapt out of the shadows. Growling and snarling, it leapt straight at the skull-masked man.

Without flinching, the man's mask shot out an unearthly green beam. It hit the Beowulf straight on, and it immediately turned into nothing more than a pile of dust.

The wind howled, blowing the dust away off into the night air.

The only sound was the rustling of the leaves.

The skull masked man made a sound akin to a sigh.

Skull: I think it's about time I had some fun.

The dropship took off as silently as it landed. It bore the logo that was exactly like the logo on the badges worn by all those it had dropped off.

A silver badge, with ten men standing in formation.