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Published: 2012-12-15 02:42:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 1044; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 3
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Mah Secret Santa submission for True Blue Asylum! Hope they like!Related content
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Sonic: I think you're crazy.
*Stands up straight*
Sonic: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT SILVER!!!
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allhailinsanity: you say crazy like it's a bad thing, :drop-kicks sonic: NOW APOLOGISE TO SILVER!!! D=<
sliver: :starts jugging tails and a rock using psycokinesis:
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Sonic: Wha? Where did Tails come from?
Tails: I don't know but I wish I could go back right now!
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allhailinsanity: wanna ride in my new hummer marauder tails?
it has shot guns tires and cup holders big enough for two tornadoes.
what about you silver? it has bubble wrap.
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Tails: Wow cool! I've never seen a Hummer with tires before! But what kind of drink would we store in a tornado?
Silver: BUBBLE WRAP!!!??? *jumps in*
Sonic:...I'm not invited?...but...but I'm the cool one...
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allhailinsanity: can't you run along side us?
or are you too slooooow?
and I was using you'r plane as a reference to the big cup holders tails, geez I thought you were the smart one.
and silver their's more bubble wrap in the boot of the truck-> [link]
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Sonic: HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY SPEED!? YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT BLASPHEMY!
Tails: Well I am the smart one but putting a plane in a cupholder doesn't make any sense.
Silver: BUBBLE WRAP!!!!!!!
(Lol at your british)
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allhailinsanity: sorry who's the one with the scythe?
and tails ever heard of a shrink ray and metaphores? no offence you are pretty smart and fluffy.
and silver......BUBBLE WRAP!!!!!
(BTW IS THIS CALLED ROLE PLAYING RPing?, IF SO I LIKE IT)
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Sonic: Who's the one that doesn't care you have a scythe because he can run at the speed of sound and is covered in large spikes anyways?
Tails: Your metaphor makes no sense!! Why would you say the cupholders could fit two Tornadoes if you were going to shrink them! WHY ARE YOU GOING TO SHRINK MY PLANES??? And what does my being fluffy have to do with anything? *hugs his tails to him self-consciously*
Silver: *keels over in response to so much bubble wrap*
(I think it is, but it's gotta be the craziest RP on the planet)
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allhailinsanity: sorry about the speed pun but you said it to silver once.
:starts rapping:: I'm more powerful than you and you'r whole pack of spikes, I leave flames on the mics with my crazyness in fights, I maybe be half kangaroo but that doesn't mean I can't step up to you, I got more speed than you and thats just settled, now those spikes do nothing because I'v got skin as hard as metal.
don't matter,fluffy is awesome. and no plane shrinky shrinky.
:applies defribulator to silver:
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(I just died laughing XD)
*Sonic and Tails stand there staring at you like they're about to fall over in shock*
Sonic: Wow. Just wow. I don't even know what to say to that.
Tails: Ditto...
Silver: *writhing under the defibrillator* IT'S NO USE!!!
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allhailinsanity:
so let's get eggsy to the hospital and get somt'ting eat shall we?
come on silver the bubble wrap beckons.
(say the previous rap to this song without the words ->[link] )
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*Sonic and Tails look at each other and shrug*
Sonic: Why not, I haven't eaten for an hour and a half.
Silver: THEY KEEP BUBBLE WRAP AT THE HOSPITAL???
(That was funny, and the Bill Gates vs Steve Jobs one is hysterical)
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allhailinsanity:yes they do silver they have a caffe too, so we can have bite to eat while keeping an eye on eggsy, you guys okay with that?
(gandalf vs dumbledor. me think that dumbledor won)
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Sonic: Why do we want to keep an eye on him...?
Tails: Shut up Sonic, you insensitive twit.
Sonic: OH NO YOU DI-ENT!
(I didn't watch that one yet)
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allhailinsanity:
*holds sonic up by his quills with his feet dangling* :stern voice: let's go to the hospital now or you're gonna be needing it.
silver: *floats eggman to the hummer with psycokanisis*
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Sonic: Hey man there's no need for this! Let's just get going already!
Tails: Oh boy.
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at the hospital
allhailinsanity: *twitching* what's the diagnosis doctor hibert?
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Dr. Hibbert: Well son I think you have a case of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, and perhaps paranoid schizophrenia but that one I'm not sure about since I'm not a psychiatrist, a hee-hee-hee-hee.
Sonic: That was a lot of big words.
Tails: *facepalms*
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allhailinsanity: you mean motor-neuron-disease, and you'r saying I'v gone insane.
well you sir seem to have Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, since you
seem to be laughing alot.
silver: what about eggman
allhailinsanity: that's true what about eggsy.
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Dr Hibbert: Considering you seem to worship insanity, that would be an excellent diagnosis. And I can't possibly have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis because that is a disease brought on by the inhalation of silica dust and is primarily a word just to be the longest word. And I always laugh like this a hee hee hee hee.
Silver: But what about Eggman?
Dr Hibbert: IT'S NO USE!
Silver: HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE GONNA MAKE ME REGRET SAYING THAT??!!
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allhailinsanity:silver finish you'r ice cream we have to go back to the hotel.
also....WHAT ABOUT EGGSY?, TELL RIGHT NOW. (tiny pupils eyes bloodshot)
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Silver: Where did this ice cream come from?
Sonic: We were at a hotel?
Dr Hibbert: Son, if you don't calm down we're gonna have to strap you down and do unmentionable things to you a hee hee hee hee. As for the egg-shaped man, I have no idea what you did to him since I'm not a real doctor a hee hee hee hee.
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allhailinsanity: *pulls out scythe* now look you fix eggsy and make him better.
I don't care how many of the kings horses and men it takes just do it.
*turns to silver tails and sonic* well this place has a caffe right?
and I thought you guys lived on mobius, this is england I got you guys a hotel room, and I had hibert transferred over from springfield for eggsy.
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(I died again XD)
*Sonic, Silver and Tails just stand there like they're made of stone*
Sonic:...England?
Tails:...there's no England on Mobius...
Silver: IT'S NO USE!
Sonic: Silver, say that one more time and I swear I'll kill you.
Dr Hibbert: Well, I'm off to get the duct tape, that fixes everything a hee hee hee hee
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allhailinsanity: you all came to the british zone for a holiday remember, i'm merlin's 85th nephew and silver's 7th uncle 366874687827674893364 times removed.
*gives silver a role of bubble wrap*
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*Merlin appears*
Merlin: I'm afraid Amadeus did not have that many children, and I don't have any other family. How is that possible?
*Silver rolls around on the floor with the bubble wrap*
Tails: I refuse to be related to him.
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allhailinsanity: ever heard of the "completely-origional-never-been- done-before-zone"
also what's wrong with JUST being related to me?
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Sonic: *puts his hand on his chin* Nope, and Tails and me've been to pretty much every zone there is...
Tails: You're scary...I don't wanna be related to you...
Merlin: *puts a hand on his shoulder* Don't worry, you're not.
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allhailinsanity: oh please forgive me, I do
believe my insane amnesian other half just
got out, please disregard everything he just said.
*bows before merlin* your majesty,
I am but a chillidog compaired to you.
I'm not scary, here have some fish and computer chips*gives to tails*
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(Stop killing me XD)
Sonic: I don't know what to do with this guy.
Tails: He appears to be suffering from multiple personality disorder, but he gave me some Radeons and some AMDS so I don't care! *goes off to build a computer in the hotel room*
Merlin: Don't lower yourself so much sonny, we are all special and unique.
*Silver remains busy with the bubble wrap*
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allhailinsanity: multiple personlity disorder...what is? *cocks head to the left and raises left eyebrow*
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*Tails reappears wearing half-moon spectacles*
Tails: MPD is when a person has multiple personalities, which they may or may not be aware of, usually created to deal with some past trauma.
*Disappears again*
Sonic:...
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allhailinsanity: good or bad?
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Merlin: Is what good or bad?
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allhailinsanity: multiple personality disorder.
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Merlin: It's not necessarily a bad thing, the only problem with it is that sometimes the personalities do things that the primary personality doesn't know about, which can cause a lot of trouble in their lives.
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allhailinsanity: yeesh, can you use a spell or somt'ing to get it out?
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Merlin: I could, but I also might damage your brain even further. Are you sure you want to take that risk?
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allhailinsanity: naw, but do you offer apprentasships?
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Merlin: Do you have latent magic skills?
Silver: I DO!
Merlin: Go back to your bubble wrap son.
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allhailinsanity: I can move rocks around but that's it, that's why I want to learn from the master.
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Merlin: Well if you're looking for the master you're asking the wrong wizard...but I can show you a few tricks.
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allhailinsanity: awesome when do we start?, I mean after eggsy gets out of hospital of course.
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Merlin: Ah, we can start now, he doesn't need us for anything.
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do I need a wand or a pointy hat
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Merlin: Well I don't have either of those thing so I don't think so...
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allhailinsanity: we could go to diagon ally to get them (and get bubble wrap)
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Silver: WE REALLY SHOULD!!!
Merlin: Don't you ever get enough bubble wrap, boy?
Silver: IT'S NO USE!
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allhailinsanity: come on, I'm just burning to get into that there magic stuff.
:calls out: TAILS WE'RE GOING TO DIAGON ALLY DO YOU WANT TO COME?
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