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The person in the picture went for a walk with their little dog on a nice spring evening, they were going to mail a birthday card to their cousin at the public mailbox down the street. They saw a lovely yellow flower on the way and bent down to give it a big ol'sniff, out from under it came "this absolute monster of a bug" that bit them on the eyeball! The pain and shock was so intense that their soul momentarily left their body! This drawing is based on the hilariously bad description given of the offending arthropod.
Oh, and the birthday card was tossed into oblivion in all the chaos. Poor cousin never received it. The end.

Description
The person in the picture went for a walk with their little dog on a nice spring evening, they were going to mail a birthday card to their cousin at the public mailbox down the street. They saw a lovely yellow flower on the way and bent down to give it a big ol'sniff, out from under it came "this absolute monster of a bug" that bit them on the eyeball! The pain and shock was so intense that their soul momentarily left their body! This drawing is based on the hilariously bad description given of the offending arthropod.
Oh, and the birthday card was tossed into oblivion in all the chaos. Poor cousin never received it. The end.