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Published: 2022-12-25 11:05:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 544; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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Description Has anybody ever sat down and thought: "Wow, people worship a baby around Christmas."? Like, that explains so much about some of the religious fruitcakes around where I live, and keep in mind, I live in what is known as "the Bible Belt" and it's accurate to a goddamned tee. The most whining and crying I've heard around these parts are the people who are supposedly the most pius. Every damn year growing up there had to me someone, often in my family, whining about something that doesn't have to do with anything. Saying "Happy Holidays", Red Starbucks Cups, the phrase "Winter Break". Dude, North Korea kills people who own a Bible in a stadium that holds millions of people. You're gonna be fine. Also, I swear to god, if I hear one more goddamned argument over "Baby, It's Cold Outside", somebody is gonna get a bottle of whatever was in that drink smashed upside their head, and I absolutely despise that song! Fortunately, they seem to be backing off lately, unfortunitely they seem to be going after basic health regulations and queer people. Throwing around the words "Communist" and "Groomer" at anybody who, god forbid, wears a mask when they caught something, or is queer and is within a million mile radius of a kid whom these supposed pius people probably beat. It's just annoying, and it makes you wonder if worshiping a baby is making these people act like babies.  Of course, most religious folks aren't like this, thank fuck, but these loud bigots are just completely garbage. And people wonder why I'm a diest.

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So ends the trial run of the possible webcomic idea I have. I don't know if this is gonna come back in January because I'm still waiting on to respond back to me about the use of Hookturn...no pressure! Anyway, if you don't know the premise of this webcomic idea, then go to the previous comic because I don't feel like typing so much, I've pulled an all-nighter wrapping gifts and my area is experiencing the coldest christmas it has had since the 90s, and my house has a bunch of window A/C units which SUCK at keeping warm air in. My fingers hurt, I love winter but oh my god please send fire. Anyway here's the previous comic:  www.deviantart.com/imr…

Merry Christmas everybody! Stay safe, warm, and sane, and I'll see you in the new year.

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