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Once, within the incredibly stupid brain of Sjin, something devious occurred...

Nukes began cascading around Yoglabs, Xephos calmly strode through a corridor.
Underneath Honeydew, sat testificate#27, stroking his puppy.
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Rythian sighed, facepalming, noticing the destruction from his window, knowing exactly who it was. "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" He exclaimed.
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"Honeydew! Seeds!" Xephos seemed pissed. Honeydew dreamed about TNT and Xephos' experiments with Jaffa cakes. Hearing screams, he awoke to see "MANDREW? But... I thought?" He ran after the short dog and the testificate holding him with a stick.
Meanwhile another nuke catastrophically struck the base, hitting Ridgedog's - who had been sneaking through the coffee machine, attempting to find a new way of messing with it and thus the spaceman - side, melting his power. He tumbled downwards through the reactor the floor below, whacking the controller and switching coolant to antimatter.
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Sjin exploded in his chamber of sips. Crying, Sips held Sjin's dead corpse.
"Revenge!" He blurted out, enraged. "Revenge..." He clenched his thighs and flew upwards, toward Yoglabs. His nemesis's deaths shall be painful and then he would return, burying Sjin's corpse.
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Xephos finally landed his jetpack, finding the decaying corpse of the dwarf, clinging to the shovel he gave him. Singed, unrecognisable...
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The dwarf groaned. Great, he was dead. Spacker le'chuck coughed. A fellow dwarf, he was ever so slightly miffed. A torpedo had landed after passing through the hole in his own chest.
He knew something was wrong with the hero's... But... They were in a different world? "I must *cough* find them" he spat, setting sail for the veil at the end of the ocean.
*------*------*
With a gasp and a splutter Honeydew awoke within himself, he looked around. The spaceman was crying above him. He couldn't see him? "Holy shit, I'm a ghost, what the fuck?! Also... Xephos is crying? Why am I not a clone?! The fuck?!" He screamed at the spaceman, but no response. "I'm gonna go posses people!" As the thought ran through his mind he tried to posses his own corpse, stupidly failing and giving up on the idea straight away.
He took a step back, noticing and watched as the spaceman stood, wiped his tears and swore revenge.
Sips and Sjin. He knew it. He began to walk, and the dwarf followed. This was the Xephos he knew, not taking any shit from nobody.
"Yeah! You go buddy! Beat them dirt lovin' freaks up!" Honeydew yelled, following closely. It was strange to not get an answer, but something he'd grown accustomed to since working at Yoglabs.

Description
Once, within the incredibly stupid brain of Sjin, something devious occurred...

Nukes began cascading around Yoglabs, Xephos calmly strode through a corridor.
Underneath Honeydew, sat testificate#27, stroking his puppy.
------------
Rythian sighed, facepalming, noticing the destruction from his window, knowing exactly who it was. "Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" He exclaimed.
------------
"Honeydew! Seeds!" Xephos seemed pissed. Honeydew dreamed about TNT and Xephos' experiments with Jaffa cakes. Hearing screams, he awoke to see "MANDREW? But... I thought?" He ran after the short dog and the testificate holding him with a stick.
Meanwhile another nuke catastrophically struck the base, hitting Ridgedog's - who had been sneaking through the coffee machine, attempting to find a new way of messing with it and thus the spaceman - side, melting his power. He tumbled downwards through the reactor the floor below, whacking the controller and switching coolant to antimatter.
------------
Sjin exploded in his chamber of sips. Crying, Sips held Sjin's dead corpse.
"Revenge!" He blurted out, enraged. "Revenge..." He clenched his thighs and flew upwards, toward Yoglabs. His nemesis's deaths shall be painful and then he would return, burying Sjin's corpse.
------------
Xephos finally landed his jetpack, finding the decaying corpse of the dwarf, clinging to the shovel he gave him. Singed, unrecognisable...
*------*------*
The dwarf groaned. Great, he was dead. Spacker le'chuck coughed. A fellow dwarf, he was ever so slightly miffed. A torpedo had landed after passing through the hole in his own chest.
He knew something was wrong with the hero's... But... They were in a different world? "I must *cough* find them" he spat, setting sail for the veil at the end of the ocean.
*------*------*
With a gasp and a splutter Honeydew awoke within himself, he looked around. The spaceman was crying above him. He couldn't see him? "Holy shit, I'm a ghost, what the fuck?! Also... Xephos is crying? Why am I not a clone?! The fuck?!" He screamed at the spaceman, but no response. "I'm gonna go posses people!" As the thought ran through his mind he tried to posses his own corpse, stupidly failing and giving up on the idea straight away.
He took a step back, noticing and watched as the spaceman stood, wiped his tears and swore revenge.
Sips and Sjin. He knew it. He began to walk, and the dwarf followed. This was the Xephos he knew, not taking any shit from nobody.
"Yeah! You go buddy! Beat them dirt lovin' freaks up!" Honeydew yelled, following closely. It was strange to not get an answer, but something he'd grown accustomed to since working at Yoglabs.