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Date last updated : UNKNOWN
Last known entry : Honeydew Inc. info
name of new entry : Sipsco employees/helpers.
In order of being able to boss people around - as decided by sips, me.
-Me- Sips-
Rank - Big boss man
Job - Overlooker/in charge
Skills - Digging dirt.
- Selling dirt.
- Manufacturing dirt.
- Basically anything to do with dirt.
- Giving orders.
- Being amazing.
Faults - None are you kidding me? I'm so awesome.
Date of employment - Forever.
Execution of employment - Until I get bored of dirt, but come on when would that happen?
Blood type - Something negative I think?
Age - Uh... i'm 22...
-Sjin-
Rank - Second in command
Job - Personal helper monkey
Skills - Growing facial hair.
- Making loin cloths/space uniforms.
- Building/architecture
Faults - Not very confidant in himself? (Ask about if it seems appropriate)
- Quite gullible.
Date of employment - I can't remember I guess since we've been friends?
Execution of employment - Never
Blood type - IB positive
Age - ?
ALL EMPLOYEES MUST ABIDE BY THE FOLLOWING RULE;
BIG MONEY, BIG WOMEN, BIG FUN.
ALL EMPLOYEES ON DATE OF EMPLOYMENT MUST AGREE TO THIS RULE WITH ONE HAND TO THE CHEST THE OTHER TIGHTLY GRASPED AROUND THERE BALLS.
DEATH TO THE POOLBOY!!
EMPLOYEES AND RULE RECOGNISED. END ENTRY?
Y/N
N
(Former workers of Sipsco industries)
-Poolboy Nilesy-
Rank - Minor
Job - Building pool
Skills - Building/selling pools.
Faults - Very annoying.
- Scottish accent.
- Got pissed when we tried to kill him in the 'interview room'.
Date of employment - When we found him in the ground like a baby.
Execution of employment - Whenever we decided to kill him, i'm not that good with dates.
Blood type - Errrr... it's red and splattered on my interview room walls...?
Age - No idea.
-Rythian Enderborn-
Rank - Scary ass mage!
Job - Magic items
Skills - Magic.
- Communicating with endermen.
- Fights with Lalna (Goggle boy) a lot.
Faults - Gets grumpy.
- Fights with Sjin as well.
Date of employment - Whenever he washed up on the shore.
Execution of employment - Whenever he left with Zoeya.
Blood type - Enderman like?... All I know is that its black/purple like obsidian.
Age - No idea.
-BlueXephos/silk shirt guy-
Rank - Well even though he's below Honeydew in their ranking systems he's still mainly in charge of things at that shithole.
Job - Spaceman? Tree hugger.
Skills - Facers/Future technology.
- Tricking Honeydew into doing what he says.
- Giving orders.
- Good with diamond sword.
- Actually a really good worker... why did I fire him and get Sjin to come back?!
Faults - We constantly need to restock our supply of torches. (Damn light loving spaceman!)
- Steals from other companies, could get Sipsco into trouble.
Date of employment - When I fired Sjin.
Execution of employment - When I got Sjin back.
Blood type - A Bee positive. Literally A bee, like bzzzzzzzzz. He's a little bit weird...
Age - 26 I think?
DATA RECIEVED AND SAVED MASTED SIPS, SHUT DOWN?
Y/N
Y
SHUTING DOWN...
POWER OFF.
