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Published: 2007-11-05 01:27:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 95; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 3
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Description She is a queen with a tiara of bedraggled hair,
Dripping with the luxurious scents of vanilla extract
And garlic salt.
She powders her nose with flour,
The image of royalty with cake batter-splattered apron
And her favorite spatula in hand.
Pure benevolence, she breaths, and breeds in her people.
She's never one to take first, offering delicious gifts to
Greedy hands before the thought of rest ever
Crosses her mind.
But when out of line, she rains justice upon their heads
With a wooden spoon.
Battles are solved with homemade fudge and
They repay her with undying loyalty.
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Strange-Cup-of-Tea [2007-11-05 05:38:47 +0000 UTC]

I love it! To rule with a wooden spoon...so much mightier than an iron fist. Yes, your sister is awesome. ^^ To say the least.

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