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1.Whats your name?

Mustard: Mustard, sir. It's my last name.
Triste: Triste Debajo.
Simone: Simone Aleksander Giovanni Green

2. Do you know why you were named that?

Mustard: Well It was my last name, when my parents left me at the military academy they only left a note with my name, and the ink ran where my first name was, so I'm just mustard, sir.
Triste: Uh, my parents liked it?
Simone: Because I'm fabulous and deserve a name like that *laughs* I'm joking.

3.Are you single or taken?

Mustard: Single, Sir, but... *looks wistfully into the distance*
Triste: Not interested if that's what you mean.
Simone: Oh I could be for you

4.Have any abilities or powers?

Mustard: I'm strong, but that's rather obvious, sir.
Triste: I can turn into a bird. Real special woo woo
Simone: Inhuman charm

5.Stop being a Mary-Sue

Simone: I'm probably the only one who gets that *laughs as the others blink blankly*

6. Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you would win?

Mustard: *smiles*
Triste: May I introduce you to the biggest guy i know *points to the right of him*
Simone: Yeah, mustard can cover that.

7. Riiight... have any family members?

Mustard: No, sir.
Triste: I had a sister before I moved out.
Simone: Yeah i ate my siblings and absorbed their powers. No, I'm an only child.

8.Oh? How about pets?

Mustard: I can't take care of pets to save my life, sir.
Triste: Nope, since I am an animal...
Simone: Never had the desire.

9.Cool, I guess. What is something you don't like?

Mustard: Bullies, sir.
Triste: I'm going with Mustard's answer. And sesame seeds.
Simone: Being ignored.

10.Something that you do like?

Mustard: Food, sir. *chuckles*
Triste: People complimenting my blog.
Simone: You.

11.Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

Mustard: Workout. It's what I'm best at, sir.
Triste: Blogging and history class.
Simone: Oh I don't know, going on vacations with beautiful people.

12.Have you ever hurt someone in any way before?

Mustard: I hate to think about it, but it happens, sir. With this big body?
Triste: Not brave enough to.
Simone: I can't break a twig...

13. Ever... killed someone before?

Mustard: *wide eyed*
Triste: Contrary to the popular belief of hot tempered Portuguese
Simone: No.

14. What kind of animal are you?

*Mustard and Simone shake their heads*
Triste: I'm a bird. Caw caw

15. Your worst habits?

Mustard: Eating too much, sir.
Triste: Judging people
Simone: Flirting too much, if its really THAT bad.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

Mustard: Several major generals
Triste: Not really anybody
Simone: Jack Nicholson

17. Got any crushes?

Mustard: *gets red*
Triste: Nope.
Simone: Please.

18. Do you go to school?

Mustard: I graduated just last year.
Triste: And still alive, Hooray.
Simone: I was tutored.

19.Ever wanna get married and have kids one day?

Mustard: If I find the right gal, sir.
Triste: Sure
Simone: Of course.

20.Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

Mustard: I might, not exactly sure, sir.
Triste: I have a lot of followers...
Simone: Well yeah!

21.What are you most afraid of?

Mustard: Hurting the ones I love, sir.
Triste: Being judged for my flaws only.
Simone: Being ignored again.

22. What color is your hair/fur?

Mustard: Blonde, sir.
Triste: I died my brown hair. It's magenta/red now.
Simone: All natural, my friend.

23. Eyes?

Mustard: Grey blue, sir.
Triste: Amber.
Simone: Spring green. It's a rare color for my race *wiggles eyebrows*

24.What do you usually wear?

Mustard: Tanktops, sir.
Triste: I never walk outside my house without my jacket.
Simone: A nice vest and dress shirt with a tie.

25. What's your religion?

Mustard: Christian, sir.
Triste: Catholic.
Simone: Well it just depends on doing good things.

27.Anyways, where do you live?

Triste: I live in a huge house with these crazy guys.
*Mustard and Simone laugh*

28. What class are you? (Low class, middle class, upper class?)

Mustard: Middle I believe, sir?
Triste: Somewhere in there
Simone: Upper. VERY.

29. How many friends do you have?

Mustard: A huge family is all I need, sir.
Triste: Not much.
Simone: Friends or ex-girlfriends?

30.If you could change anything about you, what would you change?

Mustard: I wouldn't be as clumsy, sir.
Triste: I would have a sense of humor, and I wouldn't have a mole, or a lazy eye.
Simone: What's to change?

31. What are your thoughts on pie?

Mustard: *licks his lips*
Triste: Ew...
Simone: Good stuff. *laughs at Mustard*

32. Alright. What's your favorite food?

Mustard: Anything, sir.
Triste: I like raisin bran.
Simone: A good bleu cheese salad with apples and aged cheese.

33. Favorite drink?

Mustard: Apple juice, sir.
Triste: Cappuccino
Simone: I'll say the same as Triste.

34. What is your favorite place?

Mustard: My home, sire. With my family.
Triste: In my treehouse with wifi.
Simone: Los Angeles

35. Least favorite?

Mustard: The academy battle grounds, sir.
Triste: School hallways and cafeterias. And bathrooms *shudder*
Simone: No place isn't beautiful.

36. Are you still wanting this interview to end?

Mustard: I'm getting comfy, sir.
Triste: I have better things to do...
Simone: With you people? Never!

37. Well, it's over.

Mustard: *quick nod*
Triste: Pleasure doing business with you.
Simone: Call me.

Well that was fun...

Description
1.Whats your name?

Mustard: Mustard, sir. It's my last name.
Triste: Triste Debajo.
Simone: Simone Aleksander Giovanni Green

2. Do you know why you were named that?

Mustard: Well It was my last name, when my parents left me at the military academy they only left a note with my name, and the ink ran where my first name was, so I'm just mustard, sir.
Triste: Uh, my parents liked it?
Simone: Because I'm fabulous and deserve a name like that *laughs* I'm joking.

3.Are you single or taken?

Mustard: Single, Sir, but... *looks wistfully into the distance*
Triste: Not interested if that's what you mean.
Simone: Oh I could be for you

4.Have any abilities or powers?

Mustard: I'm strong, but that's rather obvious, sir.
Triste: I can turn into a bird. Real special woo woo
Simone: Inhuman charm

5.Stop being a Mary-Sue

Simone: I'm probably the only one who gets that *laughs as the others blink blankly*

6. Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you would win?

Mustard: *smiles*
Triste: May I introduce you to the biggest guy i know *points to the right of him*
Simone: Yeah, mustard can cover that.

7. Riiight... have any family members?

Mustard: No, sir.
Triste: I had a sister before I moved out.
Simone: Yeah i ate my siblings and absorbed their powers. No, I'm an only child.

8.Oh? How about pets?

Mustard: I can't take care of pets to save my life, sir.
Triste: Nope, since I am an animal...
Simone: Never had the desire.

9.Cool, I guess. What is something you don't like?

Mustard: Bullies, sir.
Triste: I'm going with Mustard's answer. And sesame seeds.
Simone: Being ignored.

10.Something that you do like?

Mustard: Food, sir. *chuckles*
Triste: People complimenting my blog.
Simone: You.

11.Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?

Mustard: Workout. It's what I'm best at, sir.
Triste: Blogging and history class.
Simone: Oh I don't know, going on vacations with beautiful people.

12.Have you ever hurt someone in any way before?

Mustard: I hate to think about it, but it happens, sir. With this big body?
Triste: Not brave enough to.
Simone: I can't break a twig...

13. Ever... killed someone before?

Mustard: *wide eyed*
Triste: Contrary to the popular belief of hot tempered Portuguese
Simone: No.

14. What kind of animal are you?

*Mustard and Simone shake their heads*
Triste: I'm a bird. Caw caw

15. Your worst habits?

Mustard: Eating too much, sir.
Triste: Judging people
Simone: Flirting too much, if its really THAT bad.

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?

Mustard: Several major generals
Triste: Not really anybody
Simone: Jack Nicholson

17. Got any crushes?

Mustard: *gets red*
Triste: Nope.
Simone: Please.

18. Do you go to school?

Mustard: I graduated just last year.
Triste: And still alive, Hooray.
Simone: I was tutored.

19.Ever wanna get married and have kids one day?

Mustard: If I find the right gal, sir.
Triste: Sure
Simone: Of course.

20.Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?

Mustard: I might, not exactly sure, sir.
Triste: I have a lot of followers...
Simone: Well yeah!

21.What are you most afraid of?

Mustard: Hurting the ones I love, sir.
Triste: Being judged for my flaws only.
Simone: Being ignored again.

22. What color is your hair/fur?

Mustard: Blonde, sir.
Triste: I died my brown hair. It's magenta/red now.
Simone: All natural, my friend.

23. Eyes?

Mustard: Grey blue, sir.
Triste: Amber.
Simone: Spring green. It's a rare color for my race *wiggles eyebrows*

24.What do you usually wear?

Mustard: Tanktops, sir.
Triste: I never walk outside my house without my jacket.
Simone: A nice vest and dress shirt with a tie.

25. What's your religion?

Mustard: Christian, sir.
Triste: Catholic.
Simone: Well it just depends on doing good things.

27.Anyways, where do you live?

Triste: I live in a huge house with these crazy guys.
*Mustard and Simone laugh*

28. What class are you? (Low class, middle class, upper class?)

Mustard: Middle I believe, sir?
Triste: Somewhere in there
Simone: Upper. VERY.

29. How many friends do you have?

Mustard: A huge family is all I need, sir.
Triste: Not much.
Simone: Friends or ex-girlfriends?

30.If you could change anything about you, what would you change?

Mustard: I wouldn't be as clumsy, sir.
Triste: I would have a sense of humor, and I wouldn't have a mole, or a lazy eye.
Simone: What's to change?

31. What are your thoughts on pie?

Mustard: *licks his lips*
Triste: Ew...
Simone: Good stuff. *laughs at Mustard*

32. Alright. What's your favorite food?

Mustard: Anything, sir.
Triste: I like raisin bran.
Simone: A good bleu cheese salad with apples and aged cheese.

33. Favorite drink?

Mustard: Apple juice, sir.
Triste: Cappuccino
Simone: I'll say the same as Triste.

34. What is your favorite place?

Mustard: My home, sire. With my family.
Triste: In my treehouse with wifi.
Simone: Los Angeles

35. Least favorite?

Mustard: The academy battle grounds, sir.
Triste: School hallways and cafeterias. And bathrooms *shudder*
Simone: No place isn't beautiful.

36. Are you still wanting this interview to end?

Mustard: I'm getting comfy, sir.
Triste: I have better things to do...
Simone: With you people? Never!

37. Well, it's over.

Mustard: *quick nod*
Triste: Pleasure doing business with you.
Simone: Call me.

Well that was fun...