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"JADE!"

"GAZ-BEAST!"

The disguised Irken Invader and the half-Latina made their way towards their respective girlfriends.

"Zim has found you!" The alien bellowed wickedly.

Everyone in the bar tried to shit their ears, evidently the Irken's voice somehow managed to be far louder than the music playing.

"Somebody shut that freak up!"

Gaz directed her glare to where the voice came from as well as giving the finger to the stranger.

Zim quickly held his girlfriend in his arm, spontaneously twirling her around, much to her annoyance.

She knew it was his way of being dramatic and having the attention of those around them.

"Idiot."

Meanwhile Tori took the more subtle approach by walking towards Jade and giving her a peck on the cheek and a squeeze on her hand.

"I didn't think you could look even sexier" Tori said huskily "But being apart from you proved me wrong."

"Vega, I saw you a couple of hours ago." Jade said dryly.

"And your point being?"

The pale Goth rolled her eyes "Fine I missed you too."

"Yeah you did!" Tori said with a wide smile, making a mini dance, much to her girlfriend's irritation.

"Dork."

After Zim dropped Gaz and Tori stopped dancing both Irken Invader and Half-Latina glared at each other.

"TOLD YOU MY GIRLFRIEND WAS SCARIER AND BETTER!" They simultaneously yelled at each other "WHAT?! NU-HUH! GAZ/JADE IS SEXIER!"

"YOU LIE!" Zim snarled "Just look at her!" He pointed at Gaz "Clearly she's the superior specimen of your species!"

"In your dreams you creep!" Tori shot back. "Anything Gaz can do, Jade can do it and better!"

"HA! Doubtful Earth girl!" The Irken said condescendingly "I laugh at your pitiful attempt at making a comeback, here I go WUAHAHAHAHA!"

The Half-Latina's blood began to boil "You have got to be the most infuriating guy I have ever come across!"

"Umm, don't I know it." Gaz internally agreed with her. "And yet, I'm the one dating him."
"Oh yeah?" He challenged "Well... Your voice is whinny and annoying!"

"He's got you there Tor."

"HA! Even your mate agrees with me!" Zim gloated "I laugh at your patheticness!"

"Patheticness isn't a word!" Tori snapped.

"Doesn't matter... I still won." The alien smirks "Which reminds me... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"That's kinda true" Jade agreed.

"Hey!" Tori shouted in a high pitch tone unknowingly making Zim's point "Whose side are you on anyway?"

"Yours baby" the Goth replied with a smirk "He may be right but you are hot when you're like that."

"That better be the case." Tori pouts. "Or else you won't be getting any for a very long time."

"Aw come on Vega, you know I was just kidding."

"You have a sick sense of humor then."

"True, but you love it."

"Only when I'm not the butt of the joke."

Zim rolled his eyes "This is why we're the superior couple." He told Gaz "At least we don't stood down to the level of those inferior emotions."

"Meh, whatever."

Unfortunately Tori heard that.

"Oh and I suppose that being a cold and unfeeling is a good thing?"

"Who says there was unfeeling stuff in our relationship?" The Irken growled "There is hate and we express that quite often."

"You want hate?" Tori snapped "Fine, I'm beginning to hate you!"

"Like I care what a pitiful creature like you thinks of the almighty Zim!"

"You're a shrimp!"

"Oh crap." Gaz thought in dismay "She really shouldn't have said that."

The Irkens's eyes narrowed, Tori had hit a sore spot for him.

His height, he may have grown but he still hated being called short.

"What... Did you... Call... Me... Human?"

"A shrimp!" Tori repeated as she glared down at him.

"Oh you will regret that!"

"Oh yeah?" The tanned girl said, making first and moving in an attempt to look intimidating but instead looked rather foolish "You wanna dance?"

"I only dance with my Gaz-Beast!"

"She's chalking you to a fight you moron" Jade explained with an eye roll "And normally I wouldn't care but you two are making my head hurt so just sit down Vega."

"The same goes to you Zim."

"Like hell Zim will back down from a fight, that's not a soldier's way!"

"Ohh big talk coming from such a little guy!" Tori teased.

"That's it!" Zim bellowed, his red eyes flaring with angers under his contacts "I will show you not to cross me you Inferior Earth monkey!"

"Bring it on!" Tori replied, making mock fighting moves as she walk in front of the Invader, who made sone moves of his own which made them look rather stupid, (much to the combined embarrassment of their lovers.)

So instead of an actual fight between the two of their for the honor of their respective girlfriend, Zim and Tori began to pathetically slap each other's hands.

"Ha! I got you now!"

"Are you blind?" Tori snapped "I'm winning!"

As they continued to fight (quite badly) Jade and Gaz watched the show.

"Shouldn't we do something?" Gaz asked, not really caring.

"I don't know about you but I am."

"And that is?"

"I'm busy pretending I don't know them."

"Smart." Gaz said "I think I'll do the same."

They looked away from the alien and the girl.

Their reprieve was short lived as both pale teenagers heard a group of people, pointing and mocking Zim and Tori.

"What losers!"

"Not to mention pathetic."

"They make me sick!"

Gaz began to shake in rage and she wasn't alone since Jade narrowed her eyes dangerously in the direction of the group's table.

So they got up from their stools to give the men a visit.

That would end in pain.

Jade cleared her throat as she stood in front of the morons that dated to ridicule her girlfriend.

Gaz stood next to her, silently giving them the evil eye.

"Oh hey ladies" One of the guys leered at them "Come for a good time?"

"No" they hissed "Actually we're here for a completely different reason."

"Oh? And that is?"

Next thing the group knew they were running out of the bar with their tails between their legs.

"Monsters!"

"Evil... Evil... Evil!"

"I want my mommy!"

Jade and Gaz congratulated each other.

"I must say, your silent treatment is quite effective."

"I'm impressed with the beating you gave them, I never seen someone getting their ass kicked with such force"

The purple headed teen smirks evilly "It's a gift."

Both girls went back to their chairs only to notice that their significant other were still going at it.

"Accept your fate!"

"That I'm beating you? Tori taunted "Ok fine!"

"Gah! You pitiful human!"

"That's the best insult you can come up with?"

Jade and Gaz sat down, staring at their respective idiot/dork, having lost interest in their little spat, in fact all the two pale women were hearing were "Blah blah blah... You stink Human... Blah... Blah.. Blah... You're a tiny green bean!... Blah blah blah... MY GIRL TOPS YOURS!"

As Zim and Tori continued exchanging uncreative insults, their girlfriends stared at them with a certain degree of deranged fondness.

They may not be perfect, they may be a pain in the ass sometimes and the Goth duo may even want to strangle them from time to time but in the long haul Zim and Tori meant a lot to them.

"And anyone who dares to say even a bad word about Zim/Tori will suffer at my hands... Of doom!"

That was a very scary promise.

Description
"JADE!"

"GAZ-BEAST!"

The disguised Irken Invader and the half-Latina made their way towards their respective girlfriends.

"Zim has found you!" The alien bellowed wickedly.

Everyone in the bar tried to shit their ears, evidently the Irken's voice somehow managed to be far louder than the music playing.

"Somebody shut that freak up!"

Gaz directed her glare to where the voice came from as well as giving the finger to the stranger.

Zim quickly held his girlfriend in his arm, spontaneously twirling her around, much to her annoyance.

She knew it was his way of being dramatic and having the attention of those around them.

"Idiot."

Meanwhile Tori took the more subtle approach by walking towards Jade and giving her a peck on the cheek and a squeeze on her hand.

"I didn't think you could look even sexier" Tori said huskily "But being apart from you proved me wrong."

"Vega, I saw you a couple of hours ago." Jade said dryly.

"And your point being?"

The pale Goth rolled her eyes "Fine I missed you too."

"Yeah you did!" Tori said with a wide smile, making a mini dance, much to her girlfriend's irritation.

"Dork."

After Zim dropped Gaz and Tori stopped dancing both Irken Invader and Half-Latina glared at each other.

"TOLD YOU MY GIRLFRIEND WAS SCARIER AND BETTER!" They simultaneously yelled at each other "WHAT?! NU-HUH! GAZ/JADE IS SEXIER!"

"YOU LIE!" Zim snarled "Just look at her!" He pointed at Gaz "Clearly she's the superior specimen of your species!"

"In your dreams you creep!" Tori shot back. "Anything Gaz can do, Jade can do it and better!"

"HA! Doubtful Earth girl!" The Irken said condescendingly "I laugh at your pitiful attempt at making a comeback, here I go WUAHAHAHAHA!"

The Half-Latina's blood began to boil "You have got to be the most infuriating guy I have ever come across!"

"Umm, don't I know it." Gaz internally agreed with her. "And yet, I'm the one dating him."
"Oh yeah?" He challenged "Well... Your voice is whinny and annoying!"

"He's got you there Tor."

"HA! Even your mate agrees with me!" Zim gloated "I laugh at your patheticness!"

"Patheticness isn't a word!" Tori snapped.

"Doesn't matter... I still won." The alien smirks "Which reminds me... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"That's kinda true" Jade agreed.

"Hey!" Tori shouted in a high pitch tone unknowingly making Zim's point "Whose side are you on anyway?"

"Yours baby" the Goth replied with a smirk "He may be right but you are hot when you're like that."

"That better be the case." Tori pouts. "Or else you won't be getting any for a very long time."

"Aw come on Vega, you know I was just kidding."

"You have a sick sense of humor then."

"True, but you love it."

"Only when I'm not the butt of the joke."

Zim rolled his eyes "This is why we're the superior couple." He told Gaz "At least we don't stood down to the level of those inferior emotions."

"Meh, whatever."

Unfortunately Tori heard that.

"Oh and I suppose that being a cold and unfeeling is a good thing?"

"Who says there was unfeeling stuff in our relationship?" The Irken growled "There is hate and we express that quite often."

"You want hate?" Tori snapped "Fine, I'm beginning to hate you!"

"Like I care what a pitiful creature like you thinks of the almighty Zim!"

"You're a shrimp!"

"Oh crap." Gaz thought in dismay "She really shouldn't have said that."

The Irkens's eyes narrowed, Tori had hit a sore spot for him.

His height, he may have grown but he still hated being called short.

"What... Did you... Call... Me... Human?"

"A shrimp!" Tori repeated as she glared down at him.

"Oh you will regret that!"

"Oh yeah?" The tanned girl said, making first and moving in an attempt to look intimidating but instead looked rather foolish "You wanna dance?"

"I only dance with my Gaz-Beast!"

"She's chalking you to a fight you moron" Jade explained with an eye roll "And normally I wouldn't care but you two are making my head hurt so just sit down Vega."

"The same goes to you Zim."

"Like hell Zim will back down from a fight, that's not a soldier's way!"

"Ohh big talk coming from such a little guy!" Tori teased.

"That's it!" Zim bellowed, his red eyes flaring with angers under his contacts "I will show you not to cross me you Inferior Earth monkey!"

"Bring it on!" Tori replied, making mock fighting moves as she walk in front of the Invader, who made sone moves of his own which made them look rather stupid, (much to the combined embarrassment of their lovers.)

So instead of an actual fight between the two of their for the honor of their respective girlfriend, Zim and Tori began to pathetically slap each other's hands.

"Ha! I got you now!"

"Are you blind?" Tori snapped "I'm winning!"

As they continued to fight (quite badly) Jade and Gaz watched the show.

"Shouldn't we do something?" Gaz asked, not really caring.

"I don't know about you but I am."

"And that is?"

"I'm busy pretending I don't know them."

"Smart." Gaz said "I think I'll do the same."

They looked away from the alien and the girl.

Their reprieve was short lived as both pale teenagers heard a group of people, pointing and mocking Zim and Tori.

"What losers!"

"Not to mention pathetic."

"They make me sick!"

Gaz began to shake in rage and she wasn't alone since Jade narrowed her eyes dangerously in the direction of the group's table.

So they got up from their stools to give the men a visit.

That would end in pain.

Jade cleared her throat as she stood in front of the morons that dated to ridicule her girlfriend.

Gaz stood next to her, silently giving them the evil eye.

"Oh hey ladies" One of the guys leered at them "Come for a good time?"

"No" they hissed "Actually we're here for a completely different reason."

"Oh? And that is?"

Next thing the group knew they were running out of the bar with their tails between their legs.

"Monsters!"

"Evil... Evil... Evil!"

"I want my mommy!"

Jade and Gaz congratulated each other.

"I must say, your silent treatment is quite effective."

"I'm impressed with the beating you gave them, I never seen someone getting their ass kicked with such force"

The purple headed teen smirks evilly "It's a gift."

Both girls went back to their chairs only to notice that their significant other were still going at it.

"Accept your fate!"

"That I'm beating you? Tori taunted "Ok fine!"

"Gah! You pitiful human!"

"That's the best insult you can come up with?"

Jade and Gaz sat down, staring at their respective idiot/dork, having lost interest in their little spat, in fact all the two pale women were hearing were "Blah blah blah... You stink Human... Blah... Blah.. Blah... You're a tiny green bean!... Blah blah blah... MY GIRL TOPS YOURS!"

As Zim and Tori continued exchanging uncreative insults, their girlfriends stared at them with a certain degree of deranged fondness.

They may not be perfect, they may be a pain in the ass sometimes and the Goth duo may even want to strangle them from time to time but in the long haul Zim and Tori meant a lot to them.

"And anyone who dares to say even a bad word about Zim/Tori will suffer at my hands... Of doom!"

That was a very scary promise.