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Published: 2010-06-27 17:08:58 +0000 UTC; Views: 169; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 2
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Invader ZimFan Episode
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INVADER DODGER
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Int. Zim's base
Zoom in on Zim who is sitting on the couch.
Zim:.....
GIR is pretending his moose is a plane.
Zim is watching GIR in boredum.
GIR makes plane noises.
Camera keeps switching from GIR to Zim. Every time it goes to Zim it shoots in closer.
Zim:AGH!I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! This boredum is a threat to the mission, WE CANNOT LET IT STOP US.
Zim pushes himself of the couch.
Zim:We need something to do...BUT WHAT?
GIR:How about we go for a walk!
GIR is still playing with his moose.
Zim:AHA!That's it GIR. I will go out, looking as if I'm just a normal earth child taking his normal earth dog on a walk. But actually, I'M LOOKING FOR WEAK SPOTS TO DESTROY THIS FILTHY PLANET!OF FILTH!
Zim starts maniacally laughing at his 'DIABOLICAL' plan.
GIR stops for a minute.
GIR:I'LL GO GET THE TACOS!
GIR runs off into the kitchen.
Time skips like,5 minutes.
Zim is walking out of his house, with GIR on a leash.
Zim:Remember GIR, this is a spying mission. Act as normal as you can.
GIR:I LIKE SPYING MISSIONS!
Zim:GIR!Don't let the humans know we're spying on them, do you understand?
GIR goes into duty mode.
GIR:Yes sir!
GIR salutes, then reverts back to his normal mode.
Zim:Alright, how about we start by er...going...to the mall!
GIR:I wanna go get some taquitos!
Zim:Fine GIR.
GIR:WEEEE!
Zim starts walking down his path.
TIME SKIP AGAIN
Zim is being dragged by GIR as they get closer to the mall. Zim has gravel burns on his face.
GIR runs up to the door and looks up.
Zim gets up, fixes his hair and brushes his tunic down.
Zim:GIR!Next time when I say stop, you stop!Capiche?
GIR
key dokey!Zim:Anyhoo, lets see what we can find out in this...mall.
Zim and GIR proceed to walking inside, they realise its bigger than they thought it would be.
Zim:Wow, how do the humans not get lost in here?
GIR:They do!
Zim:Well we won't get lost.
GIR:Won't we?
Zim:No GIR.
Zim looks around, then finds an information board that is at the end of a block of stores.
Zim:Hey lets look at that.
Zim walks over to it.
As Zim passes the stores, he notices a very strange looking dog who is looking into a computer chip store.
Zim walks over to it. He starts to reach to it to poke it, but the dog turns round and hisses eerily.
Zim flinches and pulls his hand back.
Zim:AH!
Zim walks back and falls over, falling into a pile of stuff.
Zim gets up.
Zim:How dare you mess with-
Before Zim can continue, the dog interrupts him.
Dog:Silence! I've been waiting to meet you, and to find you in an Earth mall is just pathetic.
Zim:WHO ARE YOU?!
Dog:Ha, take me to your base and I'll reveal everything.
GIR:YAY!ZIM HAS A NEW FRIEND!
Zim:SILENCE GIR.
Zim thinks a bit.
Zim:Fine, but if your that filthy Dib monkey I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Dog:Yeh whatever, just take me to your base, moron.
TO BE CONTINUED OMG
