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It's been over 70 years, since my pull out of Earth conquest.
I found that I had failed both the myself and the Tallest.
But my life as an Invader wasn't over.  So I decided to do just as Tak had done.
I went to the training planet, Devastis, to take the 70 year test.
So with my training done, and my new knowlage of Invader tactics,
I now find myself, for reasons unknown even to me, flying back to that pittiful planet.
I no longer pilot the Voot Cruiser, for it had been replaced by a newer model.
And GIR had long since been shut off and replaced.  Can't say I really miss him though.
My first trek whick took six months, will now only take about four weeks.
Which is plenty of time to devise a plan, and to think.
Thoes two miserable years on Earth, all thoes wretched people.  I wonderd if I would run into them again.
Then there was Dib.  Hed be about eighty or so now.
He would no longer be a threat to me, for the Dib that once used to infultrate my base,
Could now barely breath on his own, excelent.
I wondered about my old enemy.  He'd be aged, bent strangly and weak, while I havent changed at all.
All the better for me, I suppose.
Well, what awaits me on that planet is a mystery, but it's destruction, I guarantee.
It's my time to reign once more, the dawn of the mighty Irken empire, raised once again.

Description
It's been over 70 years, since my pull out of Earth conquest.
I found that I had failed both the myself and the Tallest.
But my life as an Invader wasn't over.  So I decided to do just as Tak had done.
I went to the training planet, Devastis, to take the 70 year test.
So with my training done, and my new knowlage of Invader tactics,
I now find myself, for reasons unknown even to me, flying back to that pittiful planet.
I no longer pilot the Voot Cruiser, for it had been replaced by a newer model.
And GIR had long since been shut off and replaced.  Can't say I really miss him though.
My first trek whick took six months, will now only take about four weeks.
Which is plenty of time to devise a plan, and to think.
Thoes two miserable years on Earth, all thoes wretched people.  I wonderd if I would run into them again.
Then there was Dib.  Hed be about eighty or so now.
He would no longer be a threat to me, for the Dib that once used to infultrate my base,
Could now barely breath on his own, excelent.
I wondered about my old enemy.  He'd be aged, bent strangly and weak, while I havent changed at all.
All the better for me, I suppose.
Well, what awaits me on that planet is a mystery, but it's destruction, I guarantee.
It's my time to reign once more, the dawn of the mighty Irken empire, raised once again.