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invaderzims In reply to ??? [2010-04-11 04:04:40 +0000 UTC]

Akari: YAY *slaps Dib* Boooyyy I know you ain't trying to stop us from deystroying Earth.
Dib: ..oww.. But, why would you want to kill all human kind??!

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-11 20:05:35 +0000 UTC]

Zim: Well I want to because you all ARE STINKY AND WORTHLESS AND FILTHY CREATURES! Seriously, just look at you, you're disgusting!

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-11 20:07:28 +0000 UTC]

Dib: *gasp* How dare you Zim. D:
Akari: SHNIKES~ I HATE U DIB

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-11 20:31:08 +0000 UTC]

Zim: Yay! I'm not the only Dib hater out there! Now lets destroy him. With this..*pulls out patch of grass* Poisonous GRASS!!!

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-11 21:03:26 +0000 UTC]

Akari: *throws it at Dib*
Dib: Wow that really hurt.

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-12 03:07:47 +0000 UTC]

Zim: Well..it was suppossed to! SO HA!! *laughs at dib* Now, go die painfully as I watch!

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-12 11:28:05 +0000 UTC]

Dib: How am I suppossed to do that?!
Akari: GO GET CUT IN METAL~ And let dogs eat chu. >.>

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-13 02:49:32 +0000 UTC]

Zim: Or maybe let me shoot you into space where you will implode! Or something. Or, you know, I could make you my helper monkey!

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-13 11:27:24 +0000 UTC]

Dib: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO JUST ME!?
Akari: Because your heads big!

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-14 02:49:23 +0000 UTC]

Zim: Your head is the size of a HIPPO! I ought to remove it and use it as my new weapon it's so giganitic!! Hey..that gives me an idea

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-14 18:30:02 +0000 UTC]

Dib: MY. HEAD. IS. NOT. BIG
Akari: Yes it is! SEE ZIM AGREES WITH ME.

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-15 02:34:01 +0000 UTC]

Zim: Good thing I found this giant knife! Now I can cut Dib's head off and beat people with it!

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-15 11:29:28 +0000 UTC]

Akari: WHEE~!
Dib:

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-16 02:52:06 +0000 UTC]

Zim: HAHA! NOW I- *trips and drops knife* Ew! It's been on the ground! I'm not touching that thing!

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-16 20:22:30 +0000 UTC]

Akari: Ew~
Dib: sooo, you're not gonna kill me?

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-16 23:58:20 +0000 UTC]

Zim: Oh, I'll still kill you dib-freak. I just need a new weapon. WHERE'S A BATTLE TANK WHEN YOU NEED ONE!? *looks around*

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-17 15:45:22 +0000 UTC]

Dib: Oh no you won't.
Akari: *gets in Dib's face* OH YES HE WILL BOYYYYY.

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-19 03:18:55 +0000 UTC]

Zim: You know it!! I just need to find a way to do it. Hmm.. Dib-suck, what's the most painful thing you can imagine? Because then I'll kill you with it

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-19 11:24:24 +0000 UTC]

Dib: Umm.. poor water on me?
Akari: FAIL!

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-20 02:57:21 +0000 UTC]

Zim: OKAY! *splashes Dib* Hey, why aren't you melting?? Wait, you filthy humans aren't killed by water! NOOO!

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-20 11:30:15 +0000 UTC]

Dib: I mean..oww..that hurt..very much.
Akari: HEY HEY HEEEY~ I had a dream my dog was swimming and 3 sharks ate him and I was left with.. I dunno.

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-21 02:41:09 +0000 UTC]

Zim: Were you left with only a hunk of bacon and a toilet brush?? Because I had that SAME DREAM!

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-21 11:27:58 +0000 UTC]

Akari: OMG THATS CREEPY~!
Dib: O_o

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-22 02:35:20 +0000 UTC]

Zim: What? Don't look at me like that Dib. I'm perfectly NORMAL! I just have random dreams XD.

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-22 11:26:34 +0000 UTC]

Dib: My dreams are...I dunno
Akari: I ONCE HAD A DREAM ZIM GOT HIT WITH A BASEBALL BAT AND EVERY ONE DIED THE END!
Patrick: Fooooo thats my line~!

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-23 02:54:11 +0000 UTC]

Zim: Patrick? What are you doing here? Go home!!

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-23 11:23:16 +0000 UTC]

Partick: I spy on you
Akari: Go back in Spongebob world, this is Invader Zim world dude~!

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-25 03:47:54 +0000 UTC]

Patrick: But..
Zim: GO OR ILL DESTROY YOU! *pulls out gun* Wait..since when have I had this??
HELLO EVERYBODY!
Zim: EVIL!!
Ha, I can't die! HAHAHAHA!

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-27 19:57:05 +0000 UTC]

Akari: Leave spongebob T_T
Spongebob: I'll come get u...
Akari: Don't ever say that again.

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-27 22:26:19 +0000 UTC]

Zim: 0_e Spongebob's a pedofile. Akari, I suggest getting a restraining order against him NOW as I find a weapon that will kill him...

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-28 00:22:23 +0000 UTC]

Akari: *spits on Spongebob* HA!
Spongebob: D: Ewwwww

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-28 16:08:44 +0000 UTC]

Zim: Haha, sucker!
Spongebob: you guys are disgusting. Patrick, BACK TO THE SEA!
Patrick: WHOOPEE!
*both randomly disappear in a puff of smoke*
Zim: Okay..0_o

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-28 21:53:23 +0000 UTC]

Akari: Pshh, well its been about time they've been gone
Dib: I c u Akari and U know it
Akari: Wats that mean?
Dib: Dunno

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-29 02:46:30 +0000 UTC]

Zim: 0_e Dib, you're a little bit of a creeper
Dib: I KNOW!

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-04-30 00:24:41 +0000 UTC]

Akari: HUURRRMMM~! WHO WANTS TAH RIDE BIKES DOWN A HILL?
Dib: Stop changing the subject.

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-04-30 02:36:27 +0000 UTC]

Zim: But subject changing is too fun! But bike riding isn't. Let's go blow up something instead! WHOO HOO!!!

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-05-02 01:26:52 +0000 UTC]

Akari: LETS BLOW UP DIBBEH~
Dib:

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-05-02 03:05:51 +0000 UTC]

Zim: Yes.... I happen to have an explosive taco right here! STRAP IT TO HIS LARGE HEAD!!

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-05-02 04:06:51 +0000 UTC]

Dib: B-b-but I'm just a widdle bowwwyy
Akari: T~T So what!!?

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-05-02 17:56:49 +0000 UTC]

Zim: Blowing up little boys is fun! Now prepare for some dooom *sets bomb* Wait..this is stuck to my hand!!
*is burnt* That sucked

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-05-05 00:13:47 +0000 UTC]

Akari: Daww u okay?
Dib: I'M NOTTA LITTLE BOY!! D:<

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-05-05 02:27:47 +0000 UTC]

Zim: I think I'll be okay when my body starts to be not-broken in 8 places..
And yes Dib, you is be a lil boy cuz you are a SMEET! *laughs at dib's smeetness*

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-05-05 19:04:24 +0000 UTC]

Akari: NO, Dib's a midget! *laughs hard*
Dib: Ya know, YOUR LAUGHS DORKY!
Akari: YOUR FACE IS DORKY!

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-05-06 02:40:09 +0000 UTC]

Zim: lolz you were just pwnd! Now go home and cry as we laugh at you and your dorky face and gigantic head and weird pointy hair! Yeah Dib, I WENT THERE! I BROUGHT YOUR HAIR INTO THIS!

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-05-09 20:09:37 +0000 UTC]

Dib: D: My hair is AWESOME
Akari: *messes it up* Hehe
Dib: FFFFF,

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-05-10 03:32:48 +0000 UTC]

Zim: Lolz, you're a n00b. You might as well shave your giant head of smell Dib. Nobody likes you. You smell like dookie. Your sister ate your hamster when you were five. And yes, this is random, but it's RANDOM DEGRADATION! BWAHAHA!

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-05-10 19:38:50 +0000 UTC]

Akari: *giggles* Dookie xD
Dib: You guys are just all childish!

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-05-11 03:15:50 +0000 UTC]

Zim: YOU'RE LYING! I AM ZIM! ZIM IS NO CHILD! Besides, children are never this smexy

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invaderzims In reply to Nikrain [2010-05-11 11:25:21 +0000 UTC]

Akari: I Hate to tell you this but...I'M THE REALLLL KE$HA~!
Dib: Shut up T_T And Zim, you are not smexy~!

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Nikrain In reply to invaderzims [2010-05-13 02:50:11 +0000 UTC]

Zim: YOU ARE A JERK DIB! I'LL FREAKIN' KILL YOU!
...
Wait, Akari are you REALLY KE$HA?! OMG! IM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!

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