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Published: 2009-03-11 20:21:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 112834; Favourites: 1927; Downloads: 560
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Description "See? He's at the bottom already"

Dead old comic idea which has gone through 4 punchlines, so much so that once again I can no longer tell if the jokes intact. This is what happens when you think about something too much. Very much like this comment, fer instance.

OOT Link's changed a bit since his last outing, but this isnt me developing his character as much as it is me being too lazy to make it consistent. I've been meaning to play through OTT again (AGAIN again), yet have been distracted by Professor Layton and the Village Full Of People Who Can't Tie Their Shoelaces Without Using Advanced Algebra And Quantum Mechanics. Or ... something like that

And here are some questions I just know you're going to ask:
Why is the silver scale on a piece of string?
Because it was part of one of the other punchlines and it just sorta ... stuck
Why does the Zora have no eyes?
Because otherwise he'd look like this
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Comments: 178

dorkydeymx In reply to ??? [2009-03-12 16:05:21 +0000 UTC]

LOL I LOVE THE ZORA WITH HIS EYES ON.

Full of win. 8D

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sodaclarkkent [2009-03-12 07:37:42 +0000 UTC]

And your blue tunic lets you breathe underwater!

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spliter [2009-03-12 07:01:07 +0000 UTC]

O thought zoras had eyes O_o

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Ai-NikoNiko In reply to spliter [2009-03-14 17:13:02 +0000 UTC]

he does.

read artist comment

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Edil23 [2009-03-12 02:25:35 +0000 UTC]

Now thanks to you next time I play Zelda I'm going to think Zoras are actually blind. Well, you're right, he looks better without those eyes though.
Also, won't Link have a tough time without the Zora suit?

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Inyuo In reply to Edil23 [2009-03-17 10:10:39 +0000 UTC]

[and there lies the joke]

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thebirdehofDOOM [2009-03-12 01:55:13 +0000 UTC]

Well, that definitely explains how the scale makes him dive deeper! xD

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BlueBlythe [2009-03-12 01:54:57 +0000 UTC]

Must suck for Navi, if she tries to follow Link to the ocean.
XD

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YuanFang [2009-03-12 00:47:49 +0000 UTC]

Genius.

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panic-kou [2009-03-12 00:40:42 +0000 UTC]

many things don't make sense,
but those things makes it funny.
funny comic xD

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PiKaLiN [2009-03-12 00:39:56 +0000 UTC]

lol gah why navi speak! D: look what is going to happen to link now
jaja awesome comic

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Inyuo In reply to PiKaLiN [2009-03-17 10:09:37 +0000 UTC]

she just never thinks ahead does she C:

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4EyedBlonde [2009-03-12 00:02:07 +0000 UTC]

i always thought the 'Mermaid's Tail' item was kind of lame (and girly...). the Silver Scale takes the prize. lol

you still should have drawn that zora some eyes. fish have googly eyes anyway.

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butterscot405702 [2009-03-11 23:59:57 +0000 UTC]

Haha! it actually took me so long to do that diving game the first time. lol funn

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snakeuser74 [2009-03-11 23:24:23 +0000 UTC]

Faving it right now. Your comics always cheer me up.

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DeathToSquishies [2009-03-11 23:15:46 +0000 UTC]

You wanna play OTT, huh?

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Inyuo In reply to DeathToSquishies [2009-03-17 10:08:49 +0000 UTC]

Ocarinas Through Time, yes

Link goes and battles Ganadorf.
IN THE FUTURE

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DeathToSquishies In reply to Inyuo [2009-03-17 23:23:07 +0000 UTC]

BUT WAIT

LINK MISTAKENLY TRAVELS TO THE PAST...

AND ENDS UP FIGHTING GANDALF.

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Nik1245 [2009-03-11 22:59:31 +0000 UTC]

LOL!
Your comics get better and better!

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HappyFork [2009-03-11 22:55:48 +0000 UTC]

I love how you make sound effects just big words in the background.

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GuildmasterPhill [2009-03-11 22:53:32 +0000 UTC]

...and then we also add the iron boots to the mix!

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yukinight [2009-03-11 22:53:25 +0000 UTC]

LMAO xD

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VeroTheWolf [2009-03-11 22:41:46 +0000 UTC]

Lol pointless item.

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HaipaYazoo [2009-03-11 22:41:41 +0000 UTC]

Now how is he going to put on a "scale"?

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NarratorNumberOne [2009-03-11 22:36:52 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, that'll get him down there. Might have a problem going back up, but that's his problem.

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Zohrra In reply to NarratorNumberOne [2009-03-11 22:44:20 +0000 UTC]

Well at least he can skip the Iron Boots. XD

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SemTatsuki [2009-03-11 22:36:06 +0000 UTC]

Oh god. This amused me to no end. NO END xD

Ha! I should pick up the good old Ocarina of Time as well!

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Inyuo In reply to SemTatsuki [2009-03-17 10:18:19 +0000 UTC]

watch out, its pretty heavy

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SemTatsuki In reply to Inyuo [2009-03-17 16:43:56 +0000 UTC]

I'LL... keep that in mind!

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edwardismyBF [2009-03-11 22:27:14 +0000 UTC]

lol,this was really awsome ^^
i didnt really know how you could swim deeper with those scales ^^
awsome job

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junkauge [2009-03-11 22:21:41 +0000 UTC]

haha dw the joke is still intact
i found it funny

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Anime-Wolf-08 [2009-03-11 22:17:45 +0000 UTC]

always leave it to Navi to point something out that defies logic...

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YoliDraw [2009-03-11 22:17:38 +0000 UTC]

was the game you were talking about Twlight?

Zora look kind of cute

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Zohrra In reply to YoliDraw [2009-03-11 22:45:08 +0000 UTC]

It's the first 3D Zelda game Ocarina of Time, game out years before Tiwlight PRINCESS.

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YoliDraw In reply to Zohrra [2009-03-12 00:14:18 +0000 UTC]

oh.... I didn't know that

thanks!

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Rayan-Do [2009-03-11 22:02:27 +0000 UTC]

Th zora with eyes...kill me xD

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SebiTheLost [2009-03-11 21:59:18 +0000 UTC]

XD .... "Good luck getting back to the top >:3"

YAY new comic *hugs* Awesome

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Zelda1000 [2009-03-11 21:44:44 +0000 UTC]

Oh my. God bless Navi and her big gob.

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TheDJTC [2009-03-11 21:41:15 +0000 UTC]

Fish man the movie is a mobster LOL

ROCK MOBSTER!!!!!! *shot*

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Inyuo In reply to TheDJTC [2009-03-11 21:43:28 +0000 UTC]

YES!! B-52 reference!

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tri-edge64 [2009-03-11 21:38:19 +0000 UTC]

It's needs more blue.

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Inyuo In reply to tri-edge64 [2009-03-11 21:40:45 +0000 UTC]

I'm having a very blue sort of day

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tri-edge64 In reply to Inyuo [2009-03-11 21:51:03 +0000 UTC]

Just add yellow and you get green.

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celestialwriter In reply to Inyuo [2009-03-11 21:47:22 +0000 UTC]

I have this button that I plan on sending you that says "when I feel blue, I start breathing again."

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catgame222111 [2009-03-11 21:38:00 +0000 UTC]

in any game THEY TAKE FOREVER

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pirpintine In reply to ??? [2009-03-11 21:32:40 +0000 UTC]

lulz. i love zelda games complete lack of logic with its items.

my best being the *braindead* ball chain swingy doodad which clearly is VERY HEAVY... and HUGE.... yet he pulls it out of his lovely TARDIS tunic which apparently makes it weigh nothing.

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KirbyKid164 [2009-03-11 21:28:30 +0000 UTC]

Oh MY LOL.

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Stickmanwww [2009-03-11 21:07:11 +0000 UTC]

the fact that he has no eyes is the real punchline D:

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Inyuo In reply to Stickmanwww [2009-03-11 22:02:59 +0000 UTC]

Curses! Foiled again!
Next time you wont find my punchlines so easily

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Stickmanwww In reply to Inyuo [2009-03-11 22:12:02 +0000 UTC]

Curse you GADGET.

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