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It had been a very long time since I had been truly happy. True, I was happy when I first met Roxy Grey, a vampire-friendly werewolf. Yes, I was happy when I found Dr. Carlisle Cullen, a vampire who kept the true nature of we vampires alive. But ever since I had become… this disgusting creature… I had closed myself, my most inner self, off from the world.

Seth brought me back to reality.

That is correct. A young werewolf by the name of Seth Clearwater imprinted on me last summer. At first, I was appalled. How could such a smart young man unconditionally love someone like me? But now… Well, let me just say this: even Roxy was surprised by how much I have changed.

Ah, Seth… The name was strange on my tongue and, when I said his name, it tended to flow out more "Ses-kun." He thought it was adorable. I would blush if I could. So, instead, he sleeps in my lap now and I am stroking his hair softly as I reminisce.

"HEY, KYUU! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT HERE AND MAKE ME FOOD! I'M FUCKIN' STARVING!" Roxy yelled as she walked into the house we shared. When I did not answer, she ambled into the living room and froze. "Oh, sorry." She sighed as she slid into a chair.

Once a month, it was… excruciatingly difficult to live with Roxy. For days on end, I could not even breathe around her. Today happened to be one of those days.

With the last bit of air I had in my lungs, I asked two questions in a rush. "Whatdoyouwanttoeat?Andwhatdidyoudotoday?"

"Ramen of course, you fool!" She grunted as she stood up and helped Seth off me. Then she followed me into the kitchen.

"As for what I did today, well, just some odd jobs. I fuckin' ache, though! Damnit! I need a nice hot bath…" She purred as I began making my special homemade ramen. It was her favorite and, therefore, kept me on her good side on days like this. Goodness, I am glad my reproductive organs do not work anymore.

As I was concentrating on making the noodles and the spices a perfect blend and trying not to kill Roxy by breathing, I did not notice the nearly silent footsteps that approached me from behind. I felt two strong hands on my waist and warm breath on my left ear.

"You could have woken me up to help you, Kyuu…" Seth whispered to me. I jumped a little in surprise, spilling a small amount of water on the stove, causing it to sizzle. Seth laughed, he never did seem to be able to surprise me like that, but then grew wary as I did not respond.

"I'm sorry, Kyuu. Here let me do this…" He started to take the spoon from my hand when Roxy started chuckling.

"She's not angry at ya, Sandy. She's not breathing 'cause I smell so dee~licious to her right now." She tilted her chair back onto two legs nonchalantly. Seth looked confused for a moment, but he understood eventually and blushed. So cute… God, could you not just eat him up?

"Well, I'll go outside for a bit, I guess, so Kyuu can actually talk to you. Now, I'll be right outside, okay? So no gettin' friendly, got it? But incase you do… USE PROTECTION! Who KNOWS what kind of nasty parasites he's got~!" She laughed, making Seth blush, as she danced outside, easily dodging the knife I threw at her.

I inhaled deeply and was about to say hello when Seth kissed me. God, I could never think coherently when he kissed me suddenly like that… What the hell was this boy made of? Pure aphrodisiac? Whatever… As long as he was made just for me, I did not truly care.

He let me go when the water timer went off… three minutes later. Much too short a time for my taste, but he did need to breathe…

"Roxy'll get angry if her ramen gets screwed up because I was distracting you." He said, pulling my back into his chest as I turned around to perfect Roxy's meal. I smiled, tilted my head, and kissed his cheek. I then walked over to the entry way and pulled the knife I had thrown at Roxy out of the wood. I cut the ramen noodles a little shorter, to eat them easier, and pulled some out for Seth to taste for me.

"Delicious as always," He said as he slurped the noodles into his mouth. "Could I get some of that?" I grinned.

"I will get another bowl and set of chopsticks for you." I pulled said dinner objects down from the shelves and set them on the table across from Roxy's. I had taught Seth how to use chopsticks the last time he was here so this time, he did not complain.

Roxy barged in at that moment and I held the last breath I had taken. "IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME YOU FINISHED MY FUCKIN' RAMEN! I HAD TO FUCKIN' WAIT UNTIL YOU SLUTS WERE DONE SUCKING FACE! SON OF A BITCH!" She slammed herself down into her chair and began wolfing down her food almost as fast as I was serving it.

Seth was eating just as much as she was and I was just so glad I decided to have multiplied the recipe by twenty-four. They had eaten the entire entrée and were now moving on to dessert. It was a good thing I had made enough rice balls to feed 100 humans because they wolfed those down, too.

"My, my," I sighed as I grabbed their dishes from off the table. Seth stretched and reclined in his chair as Roxy rubbed her stomach in content. "If we were not rich, you two would eat us out of house and home." Although it was not official, Seth kind of lived with us now; though he legally still lived at his mother's house, he spent about ninety-nine percent of his time here, living in luxury for the first time.

A small Chihuahua burst into kitchen, followed by a Cockatiel and an Egyptian Hairless cat. The small dog started pawing at my boots, whining, as the cat and the bird both perched on my shoulders. They all seemed to be begging for something…

"Kyuu, I think your… eight pets might be hungry, if those three are any indication…" Seth said, picking up the dog and scratching behind his ears.

I chuckled. "I am just the chef in this house, am I not?" I pet the un-furry cat. "Very well, let us fill your bellies, shall we?" Seth handed me the tiny pooch and I carried the three animals into the living room. Roxy followed me shortly after, though she remained in the doorway.

"There's too damn many of 'em, Kyuu! Who's who again?" She sighed, leaning against the doorframe. I sighed as well. I swear, I did this at least once a week.

"The Cockatiel is Chieri; the Chihuahua is Chikashi; the Egyptian Hairless cat is Eka; the bunny is Beniha; the snake is Shinto; the Golden Retriever is Ritsu; the Husky is Hiroe; and the Chinchilla is Chiyuu. Alright? Please try to remember that. I am very tired of explaining them to you repeatedly. Seth already knows them all by name and he only has been coming here for a year. You have known all my pets since I have gotten them and you still do not know their names!"

"Well, excuse the fuck out of me! I'm not here as much as Seth is, now am I!? I'm usually only here to get some sleep between raves, you stupid Asian vampire bitch!" Roxy punched the doorframe. Rarely did we fight, but with Roxy in this kind of mood, a fight was almost inevitable. Thankfully, Seth remained in the kitchen, so I knew he would not be injured if we became… rambunctious.

Finishing with my pets, I stormed up to the stupid wolf girl and stood face-to…chest with her. This could have been very dangerous for her, my being this close, but I could not smell her at the moment, my mind hazed by anger.

"Listen well, ookami-teme, you may not care about other peoples' pets, but these animals are very important to me; these are the only things that kept me sane while you were away and I had not met Seth-kun yet! And if you cannot get up the enough brainpower to even remember their names, YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE UNTIL YOU CAN!" I half-screamed, half-growled at her.

Roxy stood there, dumbstruck, then, as my words sunk into her cerebellum, she burst out laughing. She was in hysterics as tears streamed down her face from laughing so hard. I struggled to recall anything that I said that may have been construed as humorous, but I could think of nothing until… I slapped my hands over my mouth as I recalled what I said.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID 'FUCKING,' KYUU!" Roxy laughed holding her stomach and sinking to the floor to roll around. "THAT SHIT WAS FUCKIN' EPIC! HYSTERICAL! IT'S THE GODDAMN APOCALYPSE! SE-HAHA! S-SETH! DID YOU HEAR HER?!"

Seth came into view, cautiously, blushing. "I… didn't hear anything out of the ordinary…" He laughed nervously.

I crossed my arms and glared at the she-wolf. "Whatever. Go upstairs and take that stupid hot bath you mentioned before and get away from me." I stalked over to the couch and flopped down on it, still fuming.

Roxy snorted. "Fuck you… fuck you in the goddamn marble ass…" But she wandered upstairs anyway to get the water heated. It was silent for a moment before Seth sauntered over and sat down next to me.

"What's got you so upset?" He whispered, wrapping his arm around me and pulling me close. I pushed his arms off me, then, seeing the slightly hurt look in his eyes, I sighed and reclined sideways in his lap.

"I am not upset… She is just… infuriating…!" I glared at the ceiling that was under the floor of the upstairs bathroom. "It is sometimes hard to put up with her mood swings…"

Seth chuckled. "She does have a bit of an excuse, Kyuu." He backpedaled as I turned my glare towards him. "Not that I'm siding with her or anything, but I know how you get…" He winked at me and I could not help but smile.

"Hai, hai, wakata. I will try to keep myself in control… For you, ja?" I smiled up at him and he leaned down and kissed my forehead.

"Get a room, you two. Blech." A boy's voice came from the doorway.

I sighed as Seth blushed and sat up straight, pushing me up, too. "Michael-kun, I do believe this is my house and as such, I do ask you to not insult my guests. Especially when I am dating them." I playfully glared at the boy who sat down in my lap.

"And I believe I live here, too, and as such I think you should honor the fact that I THINK YOU TWO ARE DISGUSTING!" Michael playfully growled back. "How can you kiss that stinking dog, anyway?"

"I think he's been talking to Rosalie… Anyway, I can see that I'm bothering your little vampire so I'll just leave…" Seth moved to stand up.

"Sit." I said curtly.

"Yes, ma'am." He sat back down.

I sighed then ruffled Michael's hair, smiling. "So how was Ireland?"

Michael grinned and moved to sit between Seth and myself, as Seth began to put his arm around me. "It was good. I hung out with some other vampires that I met a few decades ago, but it's good to be home." He hopped up and grabbed his bag as my Cockatiel perched on his shoulder. "Hey, Chieri-chan. Kyuu-okaa-san, I'm gonna go unpack!" He bolted up stairs. "Back off, Seth." He yelled down just as Seth pulled us back together again.

"The child's a little protective, don't ya think? It's almost like he thinks I'm gonna eat you." Seth held onto me anyway, placing me in his lap and tucking me under his chin.

"Oh, leave him alone. He is only twelve. Did I not tell you why he calls me 'okaa-san?'" Seth shook his head. "'Okaa-san' is Japanese for 'mother;' I am acting as his mother, alright?" I ran my fingers up Seth's bare chest. "Which means you are acting as his father."

"I'm so not calling him Otou-san!" Came Michael's voice from upstairs, followed by Roxy's rumbling laughter.

"No one said you had to." I called back. "For a while, at least. You will have to call him Otou-san sooner or later…" I kissed Seth's throat gently.

"Roxy, I'm so sorry I left you alone to put up with this. It must have been awful." I heard Michael mumble.

I heard Roxy laugh again. "They haven't actually been all that bad, kiddo. I think you're just being fuckin' paranoid. Lay off, little vamp, it's about time the bitch fell in love. The Gods know, she fuckin' deserves it… The little shit."

I chuckled. "Thank you, Roxy-chan."

"No problem, stupid Asian Vampire Bitch."

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It had been a very long time since I had been truly happy. True, I was happy when I first met Roxy Grey, a vampire-friendly werewolf. Yes, I was happy when I found Dr. Carlisle Cullen, a vampire who kept the true nature of we vampires alive. But ever since I had become… this disgusting creature… I had closed myself, my most inner self, off from the world.

Seth brought me back to reality.

That is correct. A young werewolf by the name of Seth Clearwater imprinted on me last summer. At first, I was appalled. How could such a smart young man unconditionally love someone like me? But now… Well, let me just say this: even Roxy was surprised by how much I have changed.

Ah, Seth… The name was strange on my tongue and, when I said his name, it tended to flow out more "Ses-kun." He thought it was adorable. I would blush if I could. So, instead, he sleeps in my lap now and I am stroking his hair softly as I reminisce.

"HEY, KYUU! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OUT HERE AND MAKE ME FOOD! I'M FUCKIN' STARVING!" Roxy yelled as she walked into the house we shared. When I did not answer, she ambled into the living room and froze. "Oh, sorry." She sighed as she slid into a chair.

Once a month, it was… excruciatingly difficult to live with Roxy. For days on end, I could not even breathe around her. Today happened to be one of those days.

With the last bit of air I had in my lungs, I asked two questions in a rush. "Whatdoyouwanttoeat?Andwhatdidyoudotoday?"

"Ramen of course, you fool!" She grunted as she stood up and helped Seth off me. Then she followed me into the kitchen.

"As for what I did today, well, just some odd jobs. I fuckin' ache, though! Damnit! I need a nice hot bath…" She purred as I began making my special homemade ramen. It was her favorite and, therefore, kept me on her good side on days like this. Goodness, I am glad my reproductive organs do not work anymore.

As I was concentrating on making the noodles and the spices a perfect blend and trying not to kill Roxy by breathing, I did not notice the nearly silent footsteps that approached me from behind. I felt two strong hands on my waist and warm breath on my left ear.

"You could have woken me up to help you, Kyuu…" Seth whispered to me. I jumped a little in surprise, spilling a small amount of water on the stove, causing it to sizzle. Seth laughed, he never did seem to be able to surprise me like that, but then grew wary as I did not respond.

"I'm sorry, Kyuu. Here let me do this…" He started to take the spoon from my hand when Roxy started chuckling.

"She's not angry at ya, Sandy. She's not breathing 'cause I smell so dee~licious to her right now." She tilted her chair back onto two legs nonchalantly. Seth looked confused for a moment, but he understood eventually and blushed. So cute… God, could you not just eat him up?

"Well, I'll go outside for a bit, I guess, so Kyuu can actually talk to you. Now, I'll be right outside, okay? So no gettin' friendly, got it? But incase you do… USE PROTECTION! Who KNOWS what kind of nasty parasites he's got~!" She laughed, making Seth blush, as she danced outside, easily dodging the knife I threw at her.

I inhaled deeply and was about to say hello when Seth kissed me. God, I could never think coherently when he kissed me suddenly like that… What the hell was this boy made of? Pure aphrodisiac? Whatever… As long as he was made just for me, I did not truly care.

He let me go when the water timer went off… three minutes later. Much too short a time for my taste, but he did need to breathe…

"Roxy'll get angry if her ramen gets screwed up because I was distracting you." He said, pulling my back into his chest as I turned around to perfect Roxy's meal. I smiled, tilted my head, and kissed his cheek. I then walked over to the entry way and pulled the knife I had thrown at Roxy out of the wood. I cut the ramen noodles a little shorter, to eat them easier, and pulled some out for Seth to taste for me.

"Delicious as always," He said as he slurped the noodles into his mouth. "Could I get some of that?" I grinned.

"I will get another bowl and set of chopsticks for you." I pulled said dinner objects down from the shelves and set them on the table across from Roxy's. I had taught Seth how to use chopsticks the last time he was here so this time, he did not complain.

Roxy barged in at that moment and I held the last breath I had taken. "IT'S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME YOU FINISHED MY FUCKIN' RAMEN! I HAD TO FUCKIN' WAIT UNTIL YOU SLUTS WERE DONE SUCKING FACE! SON OF A BITCH!" She slammed herself down into her chair and began wolfing down her food almost as fast as I was serving it.

Seth was eating just as much as she was and I was just so glad I decided to have multiplied the recipe by twenty-four. They had eaten the entire entrée and were now moving on to dessert. It was a good thing I had made enough rice balls to feed 100 humans because they wolfed those down, too.

"My, my," I sighed as I grabbed their dishes from off the table. Seth stretched and reclined in his chair as Roxy rubbed her stomach in content. "If we were not rich, you two would eat us out of house and home." Although it was not official, Seth kind of lived with us now; though he legally still lived at his mother's house, he spent about ninety-nine percent of his time here, living in luxury for the first time.

A small Chihuahua burst into kitchen, followed by a Cockatiel and an Egyptian Hairless cat. The small dog started pawing at my boots, whining, as the cat and the bird both perched on my shoulders. They all seemed to be begging for something…

"Kyuu, I think your… eight pets might be hungry, if those three are any indication…" Seth said, picking up the dog and scratching behind his ears.

I chuckled. "I am just the chef in this house, am I not?" I pet the un-furry cat. "Very well, let us fill your bellies, shall we?" Seth handed me the tiny pooch and I carried the three animals into the living room. Roxy followed me shortly after, though she remained in the doorway.

"There's too damn many of 'em, Kyuu! Who's who again?" She sighed, leaning against the doorframe. I sighed as well. I swear, I did this at least once a week.

"The Cockatiel is Chieri; the Chihuahua is Chikashi; the Egyptian Hairless cat is Eka; the bunny is Beniha; the snake is Shinto; the Golden Retriever is Ritsu; the Husky is Hiroe; and the Chinchilla is Chiyuu. Alright? Please try to remember that. I am very tired of explaining them to you repeatedly. Seth already knows them all by name and he only has been coming here for a year. You have known all my pets since I have gotten them and you still do not know their names!"

"Well, excuse the fuck out of me! I'm not here as much as Seth is, now am I!? I'm usually only here to get some sleep between raves, you stupid Asian vampire bitch!" Roxy punched the doorframe. Rarely did we fight, but with Roxy in this kind of mood, a fight was almost inevitable. Thankfully, Seth remained in the kitchen, so I knew he would not be injured if we became… rambunctious.

Finishing with my pets, I stormed up to the stupid wolf girl and stood face-to…chest with her. This could have been very dangerous for her, my being this close, but I could not smell her at the moment, my mind hazed by anger.

"Listen well, ookami-teme, you may not care about other peoples' pets, but these animals are very important to me; these are the only things that kept me sane while you were away and I had not met Seth-kun yet! And if you cannot get up the enough brainpower to even remember their names, YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE UNTIL YOU CAN!" I half-screamed, half-growled at her.

Roxy stood there, dumbstruck, then, as my words sunk into her cerebellum, she burst out laughing. She was in hysterics as tears streamed down her face from laughing so hard. I struggled to recall anything that I said that may have been construed as humorous, but I could think of nothing until… I slapped my hands over my mouth as I recalled what I said.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST SAID 'FUCKING,' KYUU!" Roxy laughed holding her stomach and sinking to the floor to roll around. "THAT SHIT WAS FUCKIN' EPIC! HYSTERICAL! IT'S THE GODDAMN APOCALYPSE! SE-HAHA! S-SETH! DID YOU HEAR HER?!"

Seth came into view, cautiously, blushing. "I… didn't hear anything out of the ordinary…" He laughed nervously.

I crossed my arms and glared at the she-wolf. "Whatever. Go upstairs and take that stupid hot bath you mentioned before and get away from me." I stalked over to the couch and flopped down on it, still fuming.

Roxy snorted. "Fuck you… fuck you in the goddamn marble ass…" But she wandered upstairs anyway to get the water heated. It was silent for a moment before Seth sauntered over and sat down next to me.

"What's got you so upset?" He whispered, wrapping his arm around me and pulling me close. I pushed his arms off me, then, seeing the slightly hurt look in his eyes, I sighed and reclined sideways in his lap.

"I am not upset… She is just… infuriating…!" I glared at the ceiling that was under the floor of the upstairs bathroom. "It is sometimes hard to put up with her mood swings…"

Seth chuckled. "She does have a bit of an excuse, Kyuu." He backpedaled as I turned my glare towards him. "Not that I'm siding with her or anything, but I know how you get…" He winked at me and I could not help but smile.

"Hai, hai, wakata. I will try to keep myself in control… For you, ja?" I smiled up at him and he leaned down and kissed my forehead.

"Get a room, you two. Blech." A boy's voice came from the doorway.

I sighed as Seth blushed and sat up straight, pushing me up, too. "Michael-kun, I do believe this is my house and as such, I do ask you to not insult my guests. Especially when I am dating them." I playfully glared at the boy who sat down in my lap.

"And I believe I live here, too, and as such I think you should honor the fact that I THINK YOU TWO ARE DISGUSTING!" Michael playfully growled back. "How can you kiss that stinking dog, anyway?"

"I think he's been talking to Rosalie… Anyway, I can see that I'm bothering your little vampire so I'll just leave…" Seth moved to stand up.

"Sit." I said curtly.

"Yes, ma'am." He sat back down.

I sighed then ruffled Michael's hair, smiling. "So how was Ireland?"

Michael grinned and moved to sit between Seth and myself, as Seth began to put his arm around me. "It was good. I hung out with some other vampires that I met a few decades ago, but it's good to be home." He hopped up and grabbed his bag as my Cockatiel perched on his shoulder. "Hey, Chieri-chan. Kyuu-okaa-san, I'm gonna go unpack!" He bolted up stairs. "Back off, Seth." He yelled down just as Seth pulled us back together again.

"The child's a little protective, don't ya think? It's almost like he thinks I'm gonna eat you." Seth held onto me anyway, placing me in his lap and tucking me under his chin.

"Oh, leave him alone. He is only twelve. Did I not tell you why he calls me 'okaa-san?'" Seth shook his head. "'Okaa-san' is Japanese for 'mother;' I am acting as his mother, alright?" I ran my fingers up Seth's bare chest. "Which means you are acting as his father."

"I'm so not calling him Otou-san!" Came Michael's voice from upstairs, followed by Roxy's rumbling laughter.

"No one said you had to." I called back. "For a while, at least. You will have to call him Otou-san sooner or later…" I kissed Seth's throat gently.

"Roxy, I'm so sorry I left you alone to put up with this. It must have been awful." I heard Michael mumble.

I heard Roxy laugh again. "They haven't actually been all that bad, kiddo. I think you're just being fuckin' paranoid. Lay off, little vamp, it's about time the bitch fell in love. The Gods know, she fuckin' deserves it… The little shit."

I chuckled. "Thank you, Roxy-chan."

"No problem, stupid Asian Vampire Bitch."