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 NICKNAMES AND ALL THAT!!



When you see a certain person or look at them, what comes to mind?

Like, what do you think about them? What nickname comes to mind? ("involuntarily" of course!) IDK! What I DO know is that I, personally like to nickname random "everyday" people I see; mostly kids around MY AGE!!
 I would just catch them, as themselves (obviously),: They could be acting out, doing an extracurricular activity (like soccer), or basically being themselves (from what I know of...).
Then, something magical happens:

A Nickname is born.


How my mind processes the nicknames, just happens. It's like what Larry Cucumber said from that one clip, (where he predicted internet humor):


"In the future, humor will be randomly generated."
-(Larry Cucumber, from Veggitales)



But in MY case, "NICKNAMES are randomly generated."
 
   For example: check out my great list of random, out of nowhere nicknames.

There are a lot of random nicknames, right?
…With the most common one being "IDIOT Boy." The nickname, "Idiot boy" will always be the most common one, for any guy!
If I realize the guy's real name, -their ACTUAL NAME- were- uh, let's see here, - SETH! I will either call him by his REAL name (in MY MIND, of course)or just end up calling him "Idiot Boy SETH "overall, which is usually the case with all of them!

(Other examples may include: IDIOT Boy LUCAS, IDIOT Boy ETHAN, IDIOT Boy Caleb, and so on so fourth.)
  • The nicknames could be from what activity that person was doing, what they might have been known for (AKA their first impressions from a "bystander's perspective.")

(Confused girl, Soccer Girl, Drummer boy etc.)

  • OR it's just their appearance,
  • simply: (Static kid, Scary kid, EDGY  guy, HAZEL from BUNK'D, Broccoli kid, Bean kid, [Inserts NAME] BEAN kid...)

I don't give all of the nicknames!! if kids in my class were already calling she/him something like, "LoUd MoUtH," or something like that!(You know... other random nicknames that I cannot relate to; Uncultured QuQ…)


The nickname, SQUIDWARD, (WITHOUT CONTEXT)

  So I was art the super bowl thing that a place had (basically like a little Super bowl party where you got to hang out or eat whatever ya liked and you could play games, like air hockey or ping pong) 
(Plz, it is NOT as BIG as I am describing it to be, plus all that!))
I, of course was watching everyone do their thing, watching them like a weirdo that I was, and I saw a serious looking kid tall with a forest green on at least. Because he looked mad, or serious, My MIND decided that it was acceptable to call this guy, "DEPRESSED Squidward".
WHAT?! He looked serious and all, and that was that!
FYI, this took place during 2020.

  During this year, (which is obvisoly 2021) I came across some other kid, and he looked jolly happy, through that mask of his. This was around January, but MOSTLY happened around FEBUARY!!

Boy, I tell ya what BoBBy. That kid was no "Squidward", but you knowww... -ANYWAYS!-  This boy seemed pretty nice, (he had curly hair, big eyes, or puppydog eyes(??), looked optimistic, always social, like any NORMAL KID, and that was you know who... "SQUIDWARD Kid."  Like i said before, the nicknames just come out of nowhere sometimes,

  NOT.
          A.
              …SQUIDWARD!!











So yeah, there are approximately TWO SQUIDWARDS in my "life":

"DEPRESSED Squidward" AND (Regular)  "Squidward kid!!"

There is a LOT more where that came from, but YEAH, Theses are my random nickname shenanigan's!






Thanks for toonig in, or reading this S U S, but CHAOTIC Masterpiece!


 -IrrationUglime904
                           
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