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IsisMasshiro — Zombie problem
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What would you do if you were chained up to a streetlight and big bunch of zombies are coming to eat you?Related content
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It's going to be painful.
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YEAH, just a little...
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...climb as high as possible, trying to to slide down, praying to whatever's up there for a miracle... or at least that zombies can't climb.
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Go to the nearest Police station and grab everything I can (including pills XD)
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If you can get there alive. XD
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oh. . . crap. . . id wait for them to get bored and leave then sldie down and RUN FOR MY LIFE
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I will just add some pepper on myself and pray for the last time :3
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who you gunna call? ZOMBIE BUSTERS lol
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Hope that cell phones still works.
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Looks like SOMEONE'S not escaping from Racoon City today...
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Shimmy to the top, unloop the chain, then jump off and kiss my ass goodbye. Like hell I'm gonna get eaten alive. XP
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I would somehow get a pitchfork or something and continuously prod the zombies in the head with it until they go away XD That or I would just gnaw my arm off and fling it at them and then run XD
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Too bad that zombies never get tired to harassing things. XD
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if it was me.... i'd make sure you don't slip....
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aaaaaand you got this scenario form where?
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From nowhere actually.
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lols. u and your shenanigans
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May be a old pic but i was shocked that people dint think to climb up to the top and slip the chain off the end of the light
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But there's a light bulb. Maybe chain don't fit trough it..but always can try.
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I haven't listening that for ages.
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lol, very cool. I'd probably hang their for a while, and if I can't hold on any longer I'd give up and let them eat my flesh until I become a zombie.
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Hope it will be fast death.
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I'd be screwed, I cant climb and horror freaks me out
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I'd shit in my pants and play dead... and then I'd wish the zombies only eat fresh meat
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awesome picture
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Firstly I'd start climbing like shit and hope that I can jump that far.
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Would it be normal if I would be holding a stick and waving it at the zombies, trying to smack them?
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the thing is, the zombies would probably never figure out that they could climb on each others shoulders to get the poor guy XP
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Buy the game "Left 4 Dead". There you'll get into almost that kind of situations.
It's an awesome game.
Check the website: [link]
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Well...the upside is that when HE gets turned into a zombie, you can stand a little ways off, just out of reach, and mock him!
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Hmmm Reminds me of....
Captured by the priest of evil
Deep inside the hive
Hellish dungeon filled with undead
Their rotting claws reaching for my
Legs I hang above the ghouls
I know they want me for their food
Overwhelmed by deadly fear
Hung above the Zombie lair
Hanging by a thread above them
Taken here to die
Rotting hands reaching for me
Their undead eyes see me as a meal
They want to eat alive
Mindless hunger in their eyes
Filthy claws grasp at my feet
Slashing wounds my ankles bleed
Pit of zombies
Chasm teeming with undead
Death is grisly
Lowered slightly now they reach me
I scream in frantic pain
Tearing off my feet with fury
The pain intense below my knees my
Legs have been removed
They suck the blood from the wounds
Voracious zombies rend my thighs
They pull me down, my corpse they
Will divide
Pit of zombies
Chasm teeming with undead
Their jaws await me
A gruesome end the
Pit of zombies
Reanimated to devour
I watch them kill me
They claw at my face
And rip off my scalp
Exposing my skull
Arteries severed
Gushing blood showers them drives
Them mad raging mob
A hideous feast
Puncture my stomach and
Tear out the guts
Devour entrails
Rotting zombies have torn me apart
They gorge on my flesh
Engulfed
Consumed
This pit
My doom
Engulfed alive
Consumed by death
This pit of zombies
My doom is here
Pit of zombies
Chasm teeming with undead
Their jaws await me
A gruesome end the pit of zombies
Reanimated to devour
I watch them kill me
Pit of Zombies-Cannibal Corpse
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lol That is as funny as it gets! That would be me on the pole right there, only higher ^_^
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Here's what you do: Climb to the top, then hook the chain over the 'fork' in the light pole. Then you just hang there and curse because you're stuck and that's got to hurt your wrists.
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