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IzzyMedrano — Von Borkus the Spice Trader
Published: 2008-08-30 08:08:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 47051; Favourites: 1533; Downloads: 1611
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Even aliens that smoke space pipes, and sip on galactic Scotch are mega bad ass... Just like me.Related content
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I wonder what punching him in the face would be like
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I don't know that it feels like I guess you have experience in it however it still sounds disgusting. I think slashing his face with a knife is a better alternative, his eye'll ooze jelly
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Well we at the World Association for Hippo Fisting have a great deal of experience. We are entirely a non-violent organization, though we appreciate your uncanny predilection for intense knife action.
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You're non-violent until you run out of lube 
um well knives are always fun... I'm looking at your gallery for more things to stab...
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I really enjoy the luminescent quality of this, plus the way loose way you paint.
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Beautiful work, I love how you did the glass, and the eyes, very realistic lighting.
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This is really unique and interesting!
Great job with the painting as well.
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Precisely and absolutely badass, just really, really sveet.
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f@k thats tight
well loosely done but tight nonetheless
shh...joe...ssshhhh
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Creepy! Really creative too. Love the highlights on the glass.
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That's awesome. I want that pipe - it looks like a Slipknot pipe. And his eye is badass!
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That is the right attitude !!! The alien equivalent of chillin' out with a single malt scotch
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C'mon Borkus, quit bogarting the pipe!
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He's Bork-arting... hahaha
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Great concept
This makes me want to write a sci-fi just so I can put him in it somewhere.
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suckle deeply upon my brain meats, for they are grey and squishy!
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well.. what choice do i have now?
*suckle suckle*
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*rolls eyes up in head Starship Troopers style* SEXAY
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I love this. The texture of his skin looks so cool, and the eyes!
I only wonder what he uses to suck on that pipe of his.
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Very cool. I really like his collection of eyes.
---AK
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That's amazing. His eye is just captivating!
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This creature looks like you took it straight out of a star wars movie! Awesome shit man!
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Excellent idea
Maybe the foot of the Alien are less worked than the head but it's very great !
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Mind blowing!! The skin texture is one of a kind. I dig the outfit to.
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Where is his mouth? how is he smoking the pipe? You should have smoke coming out of his mouth (smoke rings?) and/or perhaps each one of those little nubby things. That might be cool.
How did you do the smoke? Did you make a brush?
<3 that nameless chick you're mentoring
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To me that was kinda the funny part.... where does he put his lil pipe or his drinkies?! No mouth?! Does it softly palpate open and he glides these things in all vaginal like, or what!? LOL Awesome. I went on google and looked up smoke, then set the image I found to screen or whatever... Too lazy.
Saying of this mentoring thing... Apologies for getting side tracked on thursday with Harry, I wanted to talk and see how you wanted to do this. I've never done the mentoring thing with any of you guys, so you gotta lead me through! Haha
And ... Nameless? Really?
^_^
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Oh right, my name is Her. Haha.
Mentoring is simple. I send you my stuff and you tell me how to make it better/ share your worldly wisdom. I could just send it on email, post it up in this bitch, I can come in after your thursday class, or belligerently and incoherently discuss it over margaritas and guacamole. Whatevs. It's kinda what you're doing already.
You tricky bastard with the smoke.
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She that is.
I'm easy. Whatever works best for you, we'll do that. I'm a big proponent of booze and mexican snax however.
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