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This may be my quintessential 'NEET' figure. Klaus Zuber is nearing his thirties and he has yet to work a steady job. He lives with his loving mother and much of his time is spent playing video games and surfing the web. Apart from occasionally posting on a few outdated anime forums, he does not have any proper contacts online. Even using Discord is out of his comfort zone.

The one and only "friend" he has is an internet model named Connie, who lives way down in Mexico. Every now and then, they have spicy little IM chats. But most of what Klaus sees of her purely consists of sweet little belly-dances she records for him. While Klaus loves it when she speaks Spanish to him during these performances, little does he know that she just happens to be saying things like, "But your hand is your true love!"

Klaus appears in my first attempt at ever writing a book, "The Normie Life That Could Not Be". One of these days, I will properly fix it up and we can all find out if he ever manages to repair his disastrous life.

Description

This may be my quintessential 'NEET' figure. Klaus Zuber is nearing his thirties and he has yet to work a steady job. He lives with his loving mother and much of his time is spent playing video games and surfing the web. Apart from occasionally posting on a few outdated anime forums, he does not have any proper contacts online. Even using Discord is out of his comfort zone.

The one and only "friend" he has is an internet model named Connie, who lives way down in Mexico. Every now and then, they have spicy little IM chats. But most of what Klaus sees of her purely consists of sweet little belly-dances she records for him. While Klaus loves it when she speaks Spanish to him during these performances, little does he know that she just happens to be saying things like, "But your hand is your true love!"

Klaus appears in my first attempt at ever writing a book, "The Normie Life That Could Not Be". One of these days, I will properly fix it up and we can all find out if he ever manages to repair his disastrous life.