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Published: 2008-10-10 22:28:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 800; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 28
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Inspired by a chat conversation transcribed below. I'm Jennifer, "me" is ~newtypeshadowthe Pee of Power (gchat convo with Jame and RA)
me: i just broke courtney
by likening her taking my pee to the toilet to taking the RING to Mount DOOM
....she's thinking about it
ok, that's a lie.
she's laughing about it.
Jennifer: No wonder Frodo was so weepy and irritable the whole trip
me: ROFL
he was carrying the PEE of the WORLD
also the ring.
Jennifer: He fell into the swamps for a pool pee but Gollum pulled him out before he could release
me: we're both dead now
Jennifer: pee in there would jsut piss off the ghosts
me: hahaha
ghosts trying to give it back
I AM HAUNTING YOU...WITH YOUR PEE.
Jennifer: Frodo: Noooooooooooooooo!
me: RUN, FRODO!
No, Frodo! Don't give in!
Jennifer: Frodo: I can't run! I'm swollen!
me: If you want the pee, come and claim it! *toddles off*
Jennifer: Frodo: Oooh... Oooh... :waddle: Ahhh...
Sam: I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you! Just dont pee on my back!
me: ROFL
Gollum: I wants it...my precious....
Frodo: fights for it over Mount Doom
He's trying to make Frodo pee!
Jennifer: Frodo takes one look at Mt Doom and is like "NM I can HOLD IT!"
me: ROFL
you broke us both
Jennifer: lol
me: is it, like, the Pee of Power?
that makes people do evil thing?
I HAVE TO PEE!
BUT I WAS IN LINE FIRST--
BUTT OUT, I'M GOIN IN THE TOILET OR ON THE FLOOR, NOW MOVE IT
Jennifer: and right back around
Im making you guys something, hold on
me: ooh, ok!
Jennifer: The Pee of Power.
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Comments: 7
Well thank God it wasn't poop.
Would've given "The Cracks of Doom" a whole new twist.
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ooh, that's a HORRIBLE pun,
but very funny!
eww, but what would the magma be then? (hehe)
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