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Description cyan: Im a majestic creature
me:You pathetic excuse for a creature! You look more like a misshapen mass of blubber than anything resembling life form.
cyan: well I see my-
me:You remind me of a bloated, overripe fruit that even the seagulls won't touch.
cyan:well I'm fast
me:You're as slow as molasses in January and about as graceful as a drunken sloth.
cyan:well I'm terrifying
me:if you insist on being perceived as terrifying... You're about as frightening as a wet paper bag shaking in the wind.
cyan:well me having no arms make me special
me:you pathetic excuse for a creature... Just because you have no arms does not make you special.
cyan:well I'm more-
me:You're like a rotten apple on the bottom of the barrel, only good for being thrown away and forgotten. No one wants or needs someone as useless as you."
cyan:well I'm super da---
me:You're about as bright as a burnt-out light bulb and about as interesting as watching paint dry on a wall.
cyan: why you be-
me:You're a living, breathing embodiment of everything repulsive and worthless in this world. Your existence is nothing but a constant reminder of how far humanity can fall into the abyss of mediocrity and despair.
me:You're a festering wound on the face of humanity, an unwanted intruder in every conversation and gathering. No one wants you here, no one cares about you, and no amount of time or effort will change that.
me:You're not violent, you're pathetic. Violence requires strength and courage, traits that you clearly lack.
me:You're like the unwelcome guest who overstays their welcome, sucking the joy out of every situation and leaving nothing but emptiness behind.
me:You're a walking, talking embodiment of failure and misery. Your very existence is a testament to how far humanity can fall into the abyss of mediocrity and despair.
me:Everything about you is a travesty - your looks, your personality, your very being. You're like a cancer, slowly eating away at the fabric of society, leaving nothing but ugliness and disdain in your wake

(cyan crying on the floor)
me: also your fat
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