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jasondoggy101 — Introducing Raymond
Published: 2011-04-13 00:35:22 +0000 UTC; Views: 1242; Favourites: 19; Downloads: 1
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Description
or "Ray"he doesnt care either way
Age- early 30's
Gender-Male
Status- single
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generally nice personality, but has an anger issue
people usually tend to stay off his bad side
loves to go mudding with his buddies
tends to flirt A LOT with the females
he has a crooked grin or either he doesnt smile much (though hes showing it now)
has an excellent sense of smell, can smell some people miles away depending on the wind (loves woman who smell sweet in his opinion)
is a bit PHSYCO! ....but he loves dah ladies
(BIG FLIRT! >.> )Raymond ish MIEN CHARICTER!
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Dingbat: okay. we will talk later. sound good.
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(Raymond) I dont wanna get involved with something Im not very familiar with.
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Dingbat: haven't you studied about KKK? i've bumped into them once or twice in my past. i always end up winning. these things are against the law.
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(Raymond) I do know about them, I just dont wish to wind up in jail....again.
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Dingbat: well, i understand. *hears a stick snap* *looks behind him* (suddenly a bag is thrown over Dingbat) *Dingbat is taken away as he struggles to get loose*
Dingbat: *tears bag up and knocks out one member* wow. that was a call. Ray. why don't you head inside the house. lock the door, and shut the blinds. i'll let you know when it's over.
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(Raymond) ...why dont we just call the police *looks at the guy* we already got s suspect now.
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Dingbat: no worries Ray. just follow my drections i know what to do. *kicks another KKK member and knocks him out*
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Dingbat: trust me. i don't want to lose my only friend. you are my only friend. i need you to stay safe. just don't worry about me. i'll always be okay.
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(Raymond) oh trust me I'll be fine.
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Dingbat: *smiles* there's a rason why my name is Dingbat. *tosses up member high with his nose* *member screams as he flies up*
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(Raymond) *chuckles* I see... *looks over and see's two other sneaking up and quickly turns around gunning forward at them*
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Dingbat: *takes out a flashy thingy* say cheese. *flashes clan and Klansmen run away and shout "ah scary Negro on the loose* Dingbat: *giggles* i just love this lil thing.
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Dingbat: they go. they all scared of me. now i have peace.
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(Raymond) thats good.
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Dingbat: *a cop cames*
Cop: hey wasn't there a fight over here?
Dingbat: was...
Cop: hey i remember you. you're the Negro Hero.
Dingbat: who?
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(Raymond) *starts quietly rolling back inside*
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cop: The Negro Hero. you fight KKk and saved many many negro family and men and you destroyed the leader. *shows Dingbat a poster with Dingbat on it as he lassos a KKK member with a ferce look on his face*
Dingbat: hmm...oh yeah i remember this.
Cop: can i have your autograph?
Dingbat: sure *signs cop's hood* there yoou go.
Cop: gee thanks. *cop leaves*
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Dingbat: so, would you care and join me for a few beers or maybe soda pops. too much beer gives me nighmares. (smiles at Ray) perhaps a picanic in the park...It's a glorious day out.
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(Raymond) a few beers sounds nice
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Dingbat: swell. ya know. i've never had a friend like you. i ain't had a friend since the day i entered school. what do you say and let's be friends?
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Dingbat: awwww. i hope you don't mind being frioends with a Negro. that's what i am.
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(Raymond) it aint the paintjob, its the person
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Dingbat: aww, you're great. i like you already.
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(Raymond) *does his lil crooked smile*
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Dingbat: i'll show you my guitar collection that i've got when i lived ion africa that i found in an old abandoned shackthat had been burned
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(Raymond) cool beans
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Dingbat: you're gonna love the way i play em. i'll play you a song right now that i adored since i watched the movie "Oh brother, where art thou" (leads Ray to D's house and shows Ray guitars)
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Dingbat: *plays man of con-ston sorrow* (hums along)
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(Raymond) hey.... not to interupt your jam session.....but have you ever heard "commadore 64" music?
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Dingbat: mmmmmm. nope....not that i ever heard of.
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(Raymond) go check some videos out on youtube.. some interesting tune's
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Dingbat: after a few brewskies and coka-colas with...*guitar string snaps* with something to eat. or perhaps i'll snap on my radio and tune to the channel.
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(Raymond) alrighty ^^
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Dingbat: a few words to know. i'm a plant eater so i'm allergic to every animal meat. like eggs, and beef. *served Raymond pizza with a choice of beer and soda pop* if i eat it, i puff up.
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(Raymond) oh..i wasnt that hungry but ill eat a slice
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Dingbat: it's only a sliver.
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Dingbat: so. *exhales to breathe "yoga" like* you like flirting with women huh. well, i was never good at that.
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(Raymond) yeeeesssss :}
some people are good at diffrent things, dont worry ive have my bad time too
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Dingbat: makes two of us. i'm kinda shy at women. and i hear you have a bad side too. well, i don't get on people's bad side. i have a short temperthat doesn't last long. *smiles at Ray*
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(Raymond) ive had to square up againt a few girl's guy friends 
i erupt like a volcano, but that usually takes a lot
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Dingbat: *knickers happily* wanna know why my name is called "dingbat"?
one reason is that i sleep on a bed of rocks...but not just any rocks...clear quartz crystal.
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(Raymond)thats.....interesting ^^
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Dingbat:ya know Ray. you're the first dually i've met in my life. Usually, i try not to be shy when i meet trucks just like you. i blush when things get come out the wrong way. i have ability to do that sometimes. Kids all told me i was "nothing but a Negro with no education" i didn't believe em.
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(Raymond) really? that's interesting.
you dont look like a man with no education to me.
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Dingbat: aw thanks Raymond. i knew you would agree.
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