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Published: 2009-04-28 07:14:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 7212; Favourites: 313; Downloads: 0
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Question 1: Is this the dumbest thing I've ever posted? Probably.

Question 2: Is this the nerdiest thing I've ever posted? Almost certainly, but I have every intention of trying to continually out-nerd myself.

Question 3: In spite of being both dumb and uber-nerdy, is this also the most awesome thing I've ever posted? I think so, yes.

For reasons unfathomable even to myself, here is Darth Vader , if he were an Alpha Lantern of the Sinestro Corps .

If you're still reading, you're probably still asking yourself, why? Well, I've been enjoying Green Lantern since the Sinestro Corps War, and I really like the idea of the Sinestro Corps having high-profile members like Superboy Prime , Mongul II , and Hank Henshaw . So my naturally nerdy brain was scanning its archives for other characters capable of instilling great fear, and since I had already crossed over Star Wars with the Green Lantern mythos, once or twice --I came up with Darth Vader.

Before you protest--yes, I'm aware that this concept wouldn't really work in the continuity of either Star Wars or the DC Universe due to the fact that Darth Vader died a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... long before the Sinestro Corps had ever been formed. If I had to come up with an explanation, I would say that the ghost of Anakin Skywalker was psychically controlled/driven insane by Parallax , and had regressed into the psyche of Vader once more. With his spirit trapped in the hollow shell of his suit of armor, and powered by a yellow power battery, Darth Vader is now forced to serve the Sinestro Corps as perhaps their most powerful enforcer.

It had occurred to me that Vader could have made a good Red or Black Lantern . However, I'm not so into the Red Lanterns, and I'm not entirely sure how the mechanics of the Black Lanterns work. Overall, I find the fear-based Sinestro Corps to be more compelling.

The really scary thing is that these hyper-nerdy thought-processes basically all occur without conscious effort. I'm just walking around doing normal things, like drinking Vitamin Water and playing with Legos. Meanwhile my brain is running these dorky match-ups between continuities in the background, and I'm only aware of them in a vague semi-conscious manner. BAM, next thing I know, I'm drawing Darth Vader with a yellow lantern embedded in his chest. It's a blessing and a curse, people. A blessing and a curse.
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Comments: 60

UnFungi [2009-04-28 15:56:26 +0000 UTC]

... The first thing that came to mind was Yoda as a Green Lantern.

Stop infecting me with nerd. D:

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jasonhohoho In reply to UnFungi [2009-05-12 07:22:56 +0000 UTC]

INFECTION STABILIZED... HOST ORGANISM, DESIGNATE "DOOM PUPPET" IS UNABLE TO RESIST...

green definitely works for yoda, luke and leia would probably be blue (y'know, since they're the new *hope*).

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UnFungi In reply to jasonhohoho [2009-05-12 15:48:38 +0000 UTC]

Okay so what about Han? Chewy? Admiral Akbar? C'mon, let's see 'em all. Remember that service droid that malfunctions and explodes right away?! O_O

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jasonhohoho In reply to UnFungi [2009-05-14 05:08:05 +0000 UTC]

lol... black lantern r4 unit?

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UnFungi In reply to jasonhohoho [2009-05-14 16:15:07 +0000 UTC]

Makes sense to me.

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nunchaku [2009-04-28 12:31:20 +0000 UTC]

Hey, why not, the more far-fetched the mix-up the more awesome the results. I first thought it was the upgraded version of lord Giant helmet, because of the ring

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jasonhohoho In reply to nunchaku [2009-05-12 07:31:00 +0000 UTC]

spaceballs! i didn't even think of it, but that's dead on! LOL

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MrMunkeepants [2009-04-28 07:38:42 +0000 UTC]

dude, it's awesome. I don't read much DC, but my favorite part of various Corps springing up is seeing unrelated characters getting recruited like this. more more more!

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jasonhohoho In reply to MrMunkeepants [2009-05-12 07:28:22 +0000 UTC]

thanks! i don't have any planned immediately, but if anything appropriate jumps to mind, i'll certainly draw it up. if you're interested, i have some other pieces in my gallery that feature non-DC aliens as green lanterns (not specific characters though):

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