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Published: 2017-02-11 18:27:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 876; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 0
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Description Ulfbert: "Come again HUB. What are we picking up again?"

~Female voice flickers on from the intercom~
HUB: "You guys have Twenty two packages for pick-up. With a total of 18 stops."

Laufi: Scoffs "Great, Add another 3 hours to our shift."
Ulfbert: "Probably more." Activates Intercomm. "Roger that HUB. Vehicle 84653 On return to base."
Laufi: "Why the warp does it have to be us?! Isn't that Alberts' route?"
Ulfbert: "Yea, but you'd have to talk to the boss about it. Unless you want to take it up with Odnalro?"
Laufi: "WARP NO! You know I hate that cog in the machine."
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