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JazzLizard — Lone Commando

Published: 2005-09-23 00:14:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 798; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 201
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Description There may only be one of him, but that tank will die.
A single Venrock commando up against a medium fast attack tank, he'll shoot up the commander (who has left himself exposed like a fool), then mount the turret and toss a concussion grenade into the open hatch, and a thermite grenade down the barrel.

Then he will run.
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Comments: 24

hope-n-forever [2006-05-11 15:32:43 +0000 UTC]

Do you think he'll simply turn into a martyr?

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Poor-Judgment [2005-10-04 21:11:58 +0000 UTC]

Yay for bullpup design! Almost no muzzle rise so...weee-age!

Good luck to this guy. He'll need it, since there isnt any room for mistakes.

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Poor-Judgment In reply to Poor-Judgment [2005-10-05 16:21:06 +0000 UTC]

Alright, sometime you'll have to compose a Snyposis for me. You see, I'm a little fuzzy when it comes to this so-called "Xob." Or maybe you already do. Guess I'll see if you have any prose in your gallery.

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JazzLizard In reply to Poor-Judgment [2005-10-04 23:46:06 +0000 UTC]

Ah, Xob's commandos are so much better than Rauls.

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WarriorofLight [2005-09-23 16:30:03 +0000 UTC]

Quite a storyteller you are ! Have you ever thought of doing a children's book ?

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JazzLizard In reply to WarriorofLight [2005-09-23 19:34:17 +0000 UTC]

Well, I'm writing the story of the Midden Civil War right now, I don't know if I could do children's stories tho.

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WarriorofLight In reply to JazzLizard [2005-09-24 15:09:13 +0000 UTC]

I've done children's stories before, you should at least give it a shot.
You never know, you might be good at it.

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SinisterMentor [2005-09-23 14:33:44 +0000 UTC]

"Instruments of Destruction!
Tools of Powerplays!
It's a violent Eruption!
Existence drips away!"

- N.R.G, "Instruments of Destruction"

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JazzLizard In reply to SinisterMentor [2005-09-23 19:45:13 +0000 UTC]

sounds like fun.

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SinisterMentor In reply to JazzLizard [2005-09-23 21:18:12 +0000 UTC]

Psssh ya, that song rocks.

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mafuyuhotaru [2005-09-23 14:10:30 +0000 UTC]

ooh! i LOVE the gun!!

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JazzLizard In reply to mafuyuhotaru [2005-09-23 19:59:10 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!
I'm a big fan of bullpups.

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mafuyuhotaru In reply to JazzLizard [2005-09-24 02:01:35 +0000 UTC]

haha. guns are fun for me.

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JazzLizard In reply to mafuyuhotaru [2005-09-24 03:31:06 +0000 UTC]

Guns are fun for everyone!

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mafuyuhotaru In reply to JazzLizard [2005-09-24 15:07:45 +0000 UTC]

most definately. especially pretty rocket launchers... makes me wanna go play halo. but that is not happening for... 8 weeks and 3 days.

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JazzLizard In reply to mafuyuhotaru [2005-09-24 17:29:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh yeah, you're in Japan, right?
You should have brought your Halobox!

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mafuyuhotaru In reply to JazzLizard [2005-09-25 12:30:05 +0000 UTC]

it would have cost extra... T_T and the "halobox" belongs to my "dear" younger brother and he would kill me. so... i must wait.... before i can go kill more brutes and those silly little popcorn flood.

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Sephiroth777777 [2005-09-23 14:07:08 +0000 UTC]

WOOO! Go Venrocks!

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JazzLizard In reply to Sephiroth777777 [2005-09-23 20:01:18 +0000 UTC]

Well, the guys in the tank are Venrocks too...

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Sephiroth777777 In reply to JazzLizard [2005-09-25 00:24:04 +0000 UTC]

i dont care

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SithLordLiisa [2005-09-23 07:56:05 +0000 UTC]

He has a tail! *pulls tail*

I hope he runs really fast.

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JazzLizard In reply to SithLordLiisa [2005-09-23 20:02:36 +0000 UTC]

Yes, he can, but why would he need to run fast?

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SithLordLiisa In reply to JazzLizard [2005-09-24 07:31:15 +0000 UTC]

If someone pops up from behind the tank... with a gun.

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JazzLizard In reply to SithLordLiisa [2005-09-24 17:34:02 +0000 UTC]

Um...that's why he has a gun.

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