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Use your mouth and teeth to chew and swallow the lower part of my attire!
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THE VERBOSE IS OVER 9000!
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I, Hayden Boggs, a minor user that comes directly from a website known for people uploading their artworks called DeviantArt, am informing you, a good fellow homo-sapien of which you have an x chromosome and a y chromosome which defines your gender as "male", to take my very request that you may take my garments designed to protect the legs, but are shorter that normal pants for the most reason of whether being too hot to wear normal pants or wearing them because they are indeed comfortable to wear, which are called shorts. And after you remove these shorts from my person, you will insert them exactly into your mouth and exactly swallow them, henceforth you will begin the "eating" process, and once you're perfectly finished doing so, the shorts will travel into your stomach for where the shorts will begin it's disintegration from gastronomic acids.
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i love getting theses in my notifs
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Consume ass
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It is I, Bart Simpson, requesting and demanding you to please use the part of your body above your chin and below your nose know as the mouth to put the clothing know as pants, or in this case shorts, in your mouth and consume them by using your gums and teeth.
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I a yellow anagram for brat requests and demands you fellow person of x chromosomes also known as a male to take my bottoms that are used for protection but shorter called shorts and put it in the thing that is on your face you use it to talk and its under your nose also known as the mouth and then use your white wedges that you lose in your childhood to grow new ones and use to eat stuff also known as teeth to grind the short underleggings also known as shorts i gave you so then you can swallow it which means my underleggings going into your throat going into the center of your body then into your stomach were acis will break my underleggings apart in a process known as digestion.
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E a T a S s
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Eat my shorts, man!
Ingest my short leg wear, fellow male person
I am informing you, a male individual, to my request that you may take my clothing designed to protect the legs, and insert them into your mouth for digestion.
Good fellow of the male gender, I ask you to consider my offer that I make to you of removing my protective leg wear typically worn in the summer or hot days, and forcefully shove them into your mouth, to which then they may be chewed and fallen into the stomach so they may be digested.
My good human being of which you have an x chromosome which defines your gender as βmale,β I am making a suggestion to you, which considers that you remove my leg garments that are shorter than most for the reason of weather being too hot for clothing that covers the entirety of my legs, and once that task is completed you will take these leg garments that you have removed from my person, and begin to insert them into your mouth, henceforth you will begin the βeatingβ process, which consists of chewing the leg wear until it is broken down to the point where it is ready to be swallowed, where it will travel into the stomach, and be digested, causing its disintegration from gastronomic acids.
I, Bartholomew JoJo "Bart" Simpson, a fictional character in the American animated television series The Simpsons and part of the Simpson family, who is voiced by Nancy Cartwright and first appeared on television in The Tracey Ullman Show short "Good Night" on April 19, 1987, and is created by Cartoonist Matt Groening while waiting in the lobby of James L. Brooks' office. Groening had been called to pitch a series of shorts based on his comic strip, Life in Hell, but instead decided to create a new set of characters. While the rest of the characters were named after Groening's family members, Bart's name is an anagram of the word brat. After appearing on The Tracey Ullman Show for three years, the Simpson family received its own series on Fox, which debuted December 17, 1989. At ten years old, Bart is the eldest child and only son of Homer and Marge, and the brother of Lisa and Maggie. Bart's most prominent and popular character traits are his mischievousness, rebelliousness and disrespect for authority. He has appeared in other media relating to The Simpsons β including video games, The Simpsons Movie, The Simpsons Ride, commercials, and comic books β and inspired an entire line of merchandise. In casting, Nancy Cartwright originally planned to audition for the role of Lisa, while Yeardley Smith tried out for Bart. Smith's voice was too high for a boy, so she was given the role of Lisa. Cartwright found that Lisa was not interesting at the time, so instead auditioned for Bart, which she thought was a better role. Hallmarks of the character include his chalkboard gags in the opening sequence; his prank calls to Moe; and his catchphrases "Eat my shorts", "Β‘Ay, caramba!", and "Don't have a cow, man!" Although, with the exception of "Ay, caramba!", they have been retired or not often used. During the first two seasons of The Simpsons, Bart was the show's breakout character and "Bartmania" ensued, spawning Bart Simpson-themed merchandise touting his rebellious attitude and pride at underachieving, which caused many parents and educators to cast him as a bad role model for children. Around the third season, the series started to focus more on the family as a whole, though Bart still remains a prominent character. Time named Bart one of the 100 most important people of the 20th century, and he was named "entertainer of the year" in 1990 by Entertainment Weekly. Nancy Cartwright has won several awards for voicing Bart, including a Primetime Emmy Award in 1992 and an Annie Award in 1995. In 2000, Bart, along with the rest of his family, was awarded a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, who has appeared in every Simpsons episode except Four Great Women and a Manicure, instruct you to perform the action known as Eating (also known as consuming), the ingestion of food, typically to provide a heterotrophic organism with energy and to allow for growth. Animals and other heterotrophs must eat in order to survive β carnivores eat other animals, herbivores eat plants, omnivores consume a mixture of both plant and animal matter, and detritivores eat detritus. Fungi digest organic matter outside their bodies as opposed to animals that digest their food inside their bodies. For humans, eating is an activity of daily living. Some individuals may limit their amount of nutritional intake, resulting in a lifestyle choice, due to hunger or famine, as part of a diet or as religious fasting, in relation to the object of my possession known as Shorts, which are a garment worn by all genders over their pelvic area, circling the waist and splitting to cover the upper part of the legs, sometimes extending down to the knees but not covering the entire length of the leg. They are called "shorts" because they are a shortened version of trousers, which cover the entire leg. Shorts are typically worn in warm weather or in an environment where comfort and air flow are more important than the protection of the legs, of which there are a variety of shorts, ranging from knee-length short trousers that can in some situations be worn as formal clothes to beachwear and athletic shorts. Some types of shorts are typically worn by women, such as culottes, which are a divided skirt resembling a pair of loose-cut shorts.
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I've never seen it go this deep...
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digest short
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That verbose meme is deepΒ
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i am lv 5 vegan
i only E A T P A N T
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B Β Β Β E Β Β G Β Β O Β Β N Β Β E Β Β T Β Β H Β Β O Β Β Β T
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I know this is a joke and all, but why is there a Robloxian, in minecraftΒ
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RAC IST!!!!!!
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They don't call him the boss for nothing.
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My brother saw this XD
He said
Wtf XD
WHAT IS THAT THO TBH
*searches up vid and watches it*
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