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Published: 2008-09-07 18:12:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 26066; Favourites: 338; Downloads: 0
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Description This has been a rather disturbing learning experience. Particularly about uncle Cortex. (too much information)

Kudos if you get what Cortex is talking about in the last panel. ^_^

If you don't know what Nina is talking about then read the previous comic. (link provided below)


More Awkwardness:
1: [link]
2: [link]
3: [link]
4: [link]
5: [link]
6: [link]
7: [link]
8: [link]
9: [link]
11: [link]
12: [link]



-JenL

Nina and Cortex (c) Activision
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Comments: 210

sarkanand In reply to ??? [2008-09-08 01:44:44 +0000 UTC]

Ew... X___x

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TalonofSilver [2008-09-08 01:14:53 +0000 UTC]

LOL! EPIC WIN Second panel! XD

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JROTCcadet [2008-09-08 01:11:13 +0000 UTC]

Did we really need to know that Cortex.???

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Maiyakachan [2008-09-08 00:57:46 +0000 UTC]

...EEEeeeeeEEEEEEeeeewwwWWWW!!!

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ISuper [2008-09-07 23:27:36 +0000 UTC]

This Must Be Causing Brain Damage Too Nina XD. Great Work!!

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FredrickTheCreeper In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 23:20:43 +0000 UTC]

XD
that made my day
keep up teh good work

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StephDragonness In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 23:12:01 +0000 UTC]

LOL! OMG! WTF! thats a keeper! ^_^,O_O,O_o,^-^

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rjboy17 In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 22:37:05 +0000 UTC]

yay welcome back jen!

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Cammiluna [2008-09-07 21:36:56 +0000 UTC]

AND HE SAYS IT WITH SUCH A FACE! LHDFJLKSF

What a nice thing to see first thing when I see my message center for the first time in over a month! XD

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AlcaVexus In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 21:36:48 +0000 UTC]

ooooo, can I join cortex in the bathroom....oh my...too much info from me

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CrashFan2b In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 21:33:30 +0000 UTC]

FUNNY ! Urges, LOL ! The best part, I fave it !

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DoomsEye [2008-09-07 21:21:48 +0000 UTC]

The way he practically shouts "URGES!!!" is pure comedy gold. I loved it.

I have a little Awkward Cortex Moment of my own planned soon. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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DivineSheep [2008-09-07 21:03:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh my goodness, the unwanted information...but I suppose the doc is only human. xD
Revealing such things to children. really, what would 1996 Cortex say?

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DarkArtistKaiser [2008-09-07 20:40:36 +0000 UTC]

Oh my god, dude get a girlfriend stop scarring your poor dau-er niece XD

I now wonder if he does this on purpose XD

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Smaz [2008-09-07 20:37:20 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahaha!

I literally chuckled out loud when I read the second panel, then laughed out loud at the last panel - something about Cortex's glazed expression as he says what he says makes me laugh a lot. Good humor, Jen!

It's also sick of thinking of Cortex doing that, in fact.

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Smaz In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 20:32:57 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha!

I literally chuckled out loud at the secon panel, then even more in the last one. Good comedy. Also, the expression on Cortex's face in the last panel is amusingly glazed.

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BecSparrow [2008-09-07 20:01:08 +0000 UTC]

It also looks like he's holding an invisible banana!

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BecSparrow [2008-09-07 19:59:23 +0000 UTC]

O______O HAHAHAH! Cortex's face in panel 2 is pure win!! It looks like he himself is having the uh.. urge

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CR4ZY-CHR1S [2008-09-07 19:40:22 +0000 UTC]

That is so screwed up, was he jacking off?

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JenL In reply to CR4ZY-CHR1S [2008-09-08 00:41:47 +0000 UTC]

No.

-JenL

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CR4ZY-CHR1S In reply to JenL [2008-09-10 22:25:40 +0000 UTC]

what was he doing? i know he was doing something gross

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JenL In reply to CR4ZY-CHR1S [2008-09-11 22:04:06 +0000 UTC]

Cortex is just sitting there talking. He isn't actually doing anything.

-JenL

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CR4ZY-CHR1S In reply to JenL [2008-09-12 19:02:17 +0000 UTC]

wow, bummer. it woulda been funnier if he was doin somethin gross.

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demonsareoverrated [2008-09-07 19:38:59 +0000 UTC]

His expression in the third panel is what really got to me.

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InsaneStar7 In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 19:38:42 +0000 UTC]

Oh gawd! Neo you're getting too far with those "birds and the bees" thing!

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TheEmptyCanvas In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 19:37:08 +0000 UTC]

This makes me lawl
I love these Awkward Cortex comics. There hilarious.

-EmptyCanvas

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xzahaki In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 19:34:19 +0000 UTC]

oh i remeber that. it was amazing.
he he. i'm gona difinity break the kudo code.

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ZoakoTHEgreat In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 19:11:34 +0000 UTC]

ROTFLMAO

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NTropyfangirl147 In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 19:08:27 +0000 UTC]

OMG!
I missed these comics, they're so awesome XD
Cortex gave away a little too much information

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shadowdragonsphinx [2008-09-07 19:07:55 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant. You are a Crash legend. I love the detail, just amazing! I think I rolled off my chair laughing XD

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Cosmic--Chaos [2008-09-07 18:59:58 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry, I know EXACTLY what Cortex is talking about, hyuk hyuk hyuk...

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Gendrick In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 18:49:45 +0000 UTC]

For some reason I can Imagine the voice actor of cortex's voice saying these comics when I read them... same with N.Gin

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LilacTazukoIND In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 18:46:06 +0000 UTC]

Lol! That makes me lawl Eww... thinking about Cortex in the bathroom and.... gross! I feel sorry for Nina XP

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kimbostar In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 18:46:03 +0000 UTC]

Oh my God, that has honestly made my day! One must praise Cortex's bluntness [or stupidity; not quite sure which one's greater, lol.]

Your comics never cease to amaze me, Jen. Not only do you have a great style, but you've got the humor to make them that much better! Great work!

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Darngoodbacon [2008-09-07 18:44:36 +0000 UTC]

Plannel two dissolved me into a silent fit of giggle, while the last pannel opened up the can of L.O.L XD I get Kudos....and apparently, so does Nina.

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AquaSplash In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 18:41:59 +0000 UTC]

o_O Well that was.. discreet.

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TukloNashoba [2008-09-07 18:40:14 +0000 UTC]

ROFL OMG THAT is GREAT!

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EmilNAL [2008-09-07 18:38:48 +0000 UTC]

Such a big head, such a tiny brain. Cortex has some problems, why doesn't Uka Uka do something.

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JezzKitty [2008-09-07 18:33:30 +0000 UTC]

*Bursts out laughing at Cortex's last comment* OMG. Just what DOES he do in there? XD You're a legend Jen, when you're dead and buried everybody's going to remember you for these Awkward comics. And on your gravestone will have a quote from one of your pages.

And a picture of you chasing Tropy of course ;D.

Let's cut to the chase, this page is brilliant, I love these Awkward comics, may you never run out of ideas xD.

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Sony-Shock [2008-09-07 18:33:03 +0000 UTC]

OH, DANG!!!! I catched it!! But I can't explane myself, you know... Andy is around here...

Oh, GOD!! The URGES is the darkest side of the bathrooms

Neo's face is demential!!

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Demonsama In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 18:25:20 +0000 UTC]

OMG I need to hug cortex
great job by the way

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CactusBuddy [2008-09-07 18:24:05 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE HUMOUR LIVES ON! YOU ROCK JENL!

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karateangel [2008-09-07 18:23:38 +0000 UTC]

OHMYFRIGGINGOD TOOMUCHINFORMATION!!!

cortex, you sick yellow BASTARD!! poor Nina. if i were her, i'd tie him to the TRAIN TRACKS and leave him there!!! XD

now i know what cortex does in his spare time, and i'm not liking it! D8

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NefriusTropius In reply to karateangel [2010-01-23 23:11:37 +0000 UTC]

I agree. That was WAYTOOMUCHINFORMATION.

Too bad you cannot kill Cortex. Else Tropy would only have N. Gin to abuse.

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nick2143554 In reply to karateangel [2008-10-04 03:37:56 +0000 UTC]

I didn't even wanna know what he does in his spare time if I were anyone I would just shoot him in that big bulbous head of his. D8<

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karateangel In reply to nick2143554 [2008-10-04 03:51:11 +0000 UTC]

lol yeah exactly!!

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Crash-the-Megaraptor In reply to ??? [2008-09-07 18:19:09 +0000 UTC]

If I were Nina, I'd tie Uncle Neo to a tree and leave him there.

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AmberChild99 In reply to Crash-the-Megaraptor [2011-01-20 23:42:24 +0000 UTC]

But then he wouldn't be able to fufill his URGES

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Crash-the-Megaraptor In reply to AmberChild99 [2011-01-20 23:48:09 +0000 UTC]

Well then, dangle a photo of a sexy lady in front of his face....and a mousetrap right next to his parts. XD

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AmberChild99 In reply to Crash-the-Megaraptor [2011-01-20 23:49:39 +0000 UTC]

..LOLOL.
so i was right when i guessed about is urges HURRRHURR.

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