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hello, my beautiful people this one is a old character; Clyde who was the most chaotic mtfker, yeah this one was a joke character, i dont have any hope with this guy, he is a loki follower, who make friends with much people, wereboar, corrupt noblemen, evil guys like an anime protagonist. Next one when a nereid (Fey CR10) appeared in the river this horny elf very charmed with the extremly beautiful of this "water elf aye" he undressed inmediately and roll for diplomacy with a 27 check, with kindness and flirtting he said: "We are adventurers searching for the dead of the red cap, but i found a queen of my heart ¿you want my heart? when she said: oh that guy is very nasty and hated, he contaminated my river with blood... well in summary this suicide horny elf got the information of where is the home of the red cap. the crazy thing is... idk wtf but this DUDE... he only said: For my queen!!! i roll the dice... nat 20 this psychopath make 5 criticals atacks with everything the red cap... poor guy this psychopath enter in the territory yelling not for the crimes comited for the red cap, not the murders in the city, he start yell "YOU DIRTY THE RIVER OF MY QUEEN PREPARE TO DIE!! remeber the 5 crits? the red cap was 2 of the five consecutively crits... the future sheriff of the town (a npc) became traumatized with Clyde, yeah... the poor guy only saw an elf with a sledge hammer who kill the red cap in two hits... after that my character like: I see you sheriff, you shoot and kill the red cap, yeah (very creepy) dont be humble my man... (the party continue with this fake success and the npc become in the sheriff oficially but this one become very scared with Clyde) this psycho character was a nice person with all people but he is a liar, he is very pure, he is a surprise box. He is the serial killer who fool a demon, and a Leokodaemon.... let die a party member because this one was scaping from an undead; a ravenant, this guy ask about the creature, and this guy said: "its nothing" my character took that very literal and when the undead appeared one night yes... "The Nothing happen" the history is very long and very funny i laugh of many shit i done. Finally my character was exiliated from town but he is a master of disguise... he is in the town waiting the moment of return. (he prevented them from hanging him, if he die he planned a massive genocide only triggered with his death... YEAH the gm banned me evil characters)
PD: I hope you enjoy this and have a great week. kisses to everyone!

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hello, my beautiful people this one is a old character; Clyde who was the most chaotic mtfker, yeah this one was a joke character, i dont have any hope with this guy, he is a loki follower, who make friends with much people, wereboar, corrupt noblemen, evil guys like an anime protagonist. Next one when a nereid (Fey CR10) appeared in the river this horny elf very charmed with the extremly beautiful of this "water elf aye" he undressed inmediately and roll for diplomacy with a 27 check, with kindness and flirtting he said: "We are adventurers searching for the dead of the red cap, but i found a queen of my heart ¿you want my heart? when she said: oh that guy is very nasty and hated, he contaminated my river with blood... well in summary this suicide horny elf got the information of where is the home of the red cap. the crazy thing is... idk wtf but this DUDE... he only said: For my queen!!! i roll the dice... nat 20 this psychopath make 5 criticals atacks with everything the red cap... poor guy this psychopath enter in the territory yelling not for the crimes comited for the red cap, not the murders in the city, he start yell "YOU DIRTY THE RIVER OF MY QUEEN PREPARE TO DIE!! remeber the 5 crits? the red cap was 2 of the five consecutively crits... the future sheriff of the town (a npc) became traumatized with Clyde, yeah... the poor guy only saw an elf with a sledge hammer who kill the red cap in two hits... after that my character like: I see you sheriff, you shoot and kill the red cap, yeah (very creepy) dont be humble my man... (the party continue with this fake success and the npc become in the sheriff oficially but this one become very scared with Clyde) this psycho character was a nice person with all people but he is a liar, he is very pure, he is a surprise box. He is the serial killer who fool a demon, and a Leokodaemon.... let die a party member because this one was scaping from an undead; a ravenant, this guy ask about the creature, and this guy said: "its nothing" my character took that very literal and when the undead appeared one night yes... "The Nothing happen" the history is very long and very funny i laugh of many shit i done. Finally my character was exiliated from town but he is a master of disguise... he is in the town waiting the moment of return. (he prevented them from hanging him, if he die he planned a massive genocide only triggered with his death... YEAH the gm banned me evil characters)
PD: I hope you enjoy this and have a great week. kisses to everyone!