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Published: 2011-08-09 00:24:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 1001; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 9
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Description One day, I heard about this game called Minecraft. I didn't think much of it until the internet was raped by screen caps of peoples creations in the game. So finally, I went and downloaded it.

After several days of playing, I had figured out the basics, such as mining, crafting, etc. and I was doing very well. I had built a house, punched some chickens, and was surviving very well.

But there was one lesson I had yet to learn...

I had taken up a mining technique called vertical mining. I dug all the way down to bedrock, then worked my way up, mining any minerals I found.

But one faithful day, as I was heading back up to the surface, feeling secure with the sunlight cast down on me from above, I heard a sound. A dreadful sound. A sound I had never heard while the sun was up. I was only a few blocks from the surface, so I looked up.

And that's when I saw it. That ominous shape, doing the Two-Step on top of my mine shaft.

That is the day I learned that sunlight is not a mortal enemy of the creeper.

Moral of the story: In Minecraft, you are never safe. Ever.

Creeper and Minecraft are (c) Mojang Studios
Art (c) Me
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Comments: 1

Sandtrap [2011-08-09 00:26:42 +0000 UTC]

In minecraft, you are safe when every square you do not occupy on the entire map is Bedrock.

You're also alone, incapable of exploration, and trapped, but that's okay for immortality, right?

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