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The Legend of Zelda: The Missing Link

Q: 8/4/2023 "It could be anything. A scrap of toilet paper, a lost feather of a street bird (like a pigeon) or even the soft words of a tortured "wayward" wife looking for love but never receiving of her own so went out seeking... either way I'm 96% certain of what the missing Link is. Please bear with me while I collect my thoughts and maybe by the end of all this we can be 100% certain together..."

                -Anjanath

A: 6/19/2048 "Time Jump worked as usual.. seems like we find out here at today's date around here it's 6 p.m.. (wherever "here" is). Anyway, problems don't sort themselves out without any effort so considering the time we find this out on and the general vibe here we could have done better in our timing so here's from the first completed time line ever recorded: You could do better but it still works even if you laze around all day. Great work, make it perfect... if you can.

                -Anjanath

Uhhh... yeah Joey Wheeler here. Not sure what's going on but is suppose what they're saying is true, this is being transmitted to someone.. somewhere.. and i can't quite place my finger on it with all of the Naruto shadow doppelgangers running around in this attic but.. well.. I came up here to make sure it wasn't on fire but it looks safe.. so far. Can't tell if there's any remnant of DJ Poop on this timeline but if i can transmit any ounce of wisdom wherever this transmission is going I will say this.. "Under no circumstances should you trust DJ Poop." Anywho, I think I'll be going for now. I think I still got a bagel in the fridge waiting for me downstairs. I better not keep the fridge waiting! Sayonara!

                -Sincerely, Joey Wheeler

Anjanath and the River of Oil

Anjanath stood on the coastline as he soothed himself with his 7th beer of the day. "If only I had those microchips." He thought. "Then I could see the future without going there personally.. but then maybe I wouldn't know for sure if it was reality or not..." After the epiphany, he set his feet on the shallow part of the river of oil.. praying for his enemies.. just as his Master's directions had told him. "If they're going to fight me... they're going to need all the mercy I can project upon them from here through the future".

        "Heartbreak isn't easy

    but everyone has a chance

        to avoid it now."

                ..he thought to himself.

;

9:05 p.m. 8/7/2023

Things have gone empty in the energy here at House of Brix. Maybe we were just passing through an airless portal but there's another method of surviving outer space in an internal tesseract. Anyhow it seems only spirits can exist in this parameter we're in. The PK fruit is working excellent and gotta say.. Canti's battle systems have never looked or felt better before this. Great stuff big bro, I guess you make a good point when you say anybody can be Ash.. the question remaining.. does it matter what number Ash you are? I think as Ash would have removed any numerical quotient from their internal memory.. so should we.. for sake of the PKMN numerical system of course. I might not be the original Ash.. that might be Red.. might be Blue.. or Gold.. but Silver.. that's me. My name is Naota Dunbar Stillman and I'm thorough in my research... you can call me NEN but I'll never be Ash again.

I'm Ash, He's Ash, She's Ash, the first will be last, because we're all Ash... Just wait and see.

                -Naota (formerly known as Rou)

From Crimson - formerly known as Silver in Gen 2. Okay bokay. My name suits me better now. Better than being called unown since the developers named me "???" in-game. Now I have a gory example of my past that's safe to view. Anyway Red is the classic so props to him for taking the most damage.. his lessons are eternal. Red is to be feared; first and second rule.

            Thanks posers,

            the hippies and the roses

            ain't no losers.

            Love allways wins!

The End

By the way.. Zerubbabel is the real missing Link. Yea Zechariah 3... when will he level that mountain? Could be Any of us... but not those of us with registered trainer names. Peace hurts Pokemon masters!

"Gold here... yeah that was pretty intense don't know how I'm gonna r3cover from that one .. not really certain what or when his makes sense to you.. I'm a trainer of fewer words."

                -Sincerely, Gold.

From Blue:

"Uhhhh... Joey Wheela is weirdin' meowt, that's right.. nya nya nya, they'll never figure meowt, that's right! Love the show, don't tell Green er... yeah anyway peace and love in your wars, Naota!"

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The Legend of Zelda: The Missing Link

Q: 8/4/2023 "It could be anything. A scrap of toilet paper, a lost feather of a street bird (like a pigeon) or even the soft words of a tortured "wayward" wife looking for love but never receiving of her own so went out seeking... either way I'm 96% certain of what the missing Link is. Please bear with me while I collect my thoughts and maybe by the end of all this we can be 100% certain together..."

                -Anjanath

A: 6/19/2048 "Time Jump worked as usual.. seems like we find out here at today's date around here it's 6 p.m.. (wherever "here" is). Anyway, problems don't sort themselves out without any effort so considering the time we find this out on and the general vibe here we could have done better in our timing so here's from the first completed time line ever recorded: You could do better but it still works even if you laze around all day. Great work, make it perfect... if you can.

                -Anjanath

Uhhh... yeah Joey Wheeler here. Not sure what's going on but is suppose what they're saying is true, this is being transmitted to someone.. somewhere.. and i can't quite place my finger on it with all of the Naruto shadow doppelgangers running around in this attic but.. well.. I came up here to make sure it wasn't on fire but it looks safe.. so far. Can't tell if there's any remnant of DJ Poop on this timeline but if i can transmit any ounce of wisdom wherever this transmission is going I will say this.. "Under no circumstances should you trust DJ Poop." Anywho, I think I'll be going for now. I think I still got a bagel in the fridge waiting for me downstairs. I better not keep the fridge waiting! Sayonara!

                -Sincerely, Joey Wheeler

Anjanath and the River of Oil

Anjanath stood on the coastline as he soothed himself with his 7th beer of the day. "If only I had those microchips." He thought. "Then I could see the future without going there personally.. but then maybe I wouldn't know for sure if it was reality or not..." After the epiphany, he set his feet on the shallow part of the river of oil.. praying for his enemies.. just as his Master's directions had told him. "If they're going to fight me... they're going to need all the mercy I can project upon them from here through the future".

        "Heartbreak isn't easy

    but everyone has a chance

        to avoid it now."

                ..he thought to himself.

;

9:05 p.m. 8/7/2023

Things have gone empty in the energy here at House of Brix. Maybe we were just passing through an airless portal but there's another method of surviving outer space in an internal tesseract. Anyhow it seems only spirits can exist in this parameter we're in. The PK fruit is working excellent and gotta say.. Canti's battle systems have never looked or felt better before this. Great stuff big bro, I guess you make a good point when you say anybody can be Ash.. the question remaining.. does it matter what number Ash you are? I think as Ash would have removed any numerical quotient from their internal memory.. so should we.. for sake of the PKMN numerical system of course. I might not be the original Ash.. that might be Red.. might be Blue.. or Gold.. but Silver.. that's me. My name is Naota Dunbar Stillman and I'm thorough in my research... you can call me NEN but I'll never be Ash again.

I'm Ash, He's Ash, She's Ash, the first will be last, because we're all Ash... Just wait and see.

                -Naota (formerly known as Rou)

From Crimson - formerly known as Silver in Gen 2. Okay bokay. My name suits me better now. Better than being called unown since the developers named me "???" in-game. Now I have a gory example of my past that's safe to view. Anyway Red is the classic so props to him for taking the most damage.. his lessons are eternal. Red is to be feared; first and second rule.

            Thanks posers,

            the hippies and the roses

            ain't no losers.

            Love allways wins!

The End

By the way.. Zerubbabel is the real missing Link. Yea Zechariah 3... when will he level that mountain? Could be Any of us... but not those of us with registered trainer names. Peace hurts Pokemon masters!

"Gold here... yeah that was pretty intense don't know how I'm gonna r3cover from that one .. not really certain what or when his makes sense to you.. I'm a trainer of fewer words."

                -Sincerely, Gold.

From Blue:

"Uhhhh... Joey Wheela is weirdin' meowt, that's right.. nya nya nya, they'll never figure meowt, that's right! Love the show, don't tell Green er... yeah anyway peace and love in your wars, Naota!"

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