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joeywaii — Link looses the plot...
Published: 2007-08-06 03:16:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 1968; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 18
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C'mon, admit it. You hate Navi.Link and Navi belong to Nintendo.
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Link: Wait a second... *uses Farore's Wind and appears next to me*
Me: Nice job, buddy.
Link: It was no problem.
Me: *kisses Link on the cheek*
Link: D'aww. *blushes* It REALLY was nothing.
Marth: Cheesey *gag* soap-opra style *gag* romance
Roy: Now THAT'S disgusting!
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Marth, you know you like it. 
Link: 'Cauz we aren't complex and all the crap that soap-opras are.
Marth: That don't help it. Oh, thanks for the bag.
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Roy: CRAAAAAP!
Me:
Link:
Marth: ABORT!
Ike: *Gets a possessive look in his eyes* My precious... my precious...
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*looks at ike* 
Roy: gackk...cant...breathe...let...me...goo...
Me: NEVAR!
Roy: aaagh...my...spine!
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Ike: *gets even more jealous and possessive looking*
Me:
Link: Holy crap.
Marth: ESCAPE!!!!! *runs away*
Me: Okay, then...
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Me: *looking at ike with a wtf look* are you high?
Ike: what kind of a question is that?
Roy: *gasping for breath* ack...cant...breathe...
Me: *loosens grip on his chest*
Roy: aaahh...thank you.
Marth: *hiding somewhere*
Me: *pulls out a fangirl radar*
Marth: *looking scared* where the hell did she get that?
Me: *looks over at the bushes he's hiding in*
Marth: oh crap.
Me: hani, hold roy for me, would you please? *pounces on marth*
Marth: AAA! *knocked over*
Me: *huggles him* X3
Marth: how the hell were you able to track me? i mean, how does that radar thingy work?
Me: *turns him around to face me and pulls up his shirt*
Marth: *blushes a little* um, what are you doing?
Me: *rolls eyes and pokes him in the chest* i implanted a chip here.
Marth: *looks at his chest* and when the hell did you do that?
Me: while you were unconscious.
You/Link:
Roy: *staring at ike* um, guys? problem.
Ike: *slowly moving toward roy* mine....
Me:
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Link: This is gonna be epic.
Me: Can I have some?
Link: Yes.
Me: YAY! POPCORN!
Marth: Go with Ike, PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU! *gets on knees*
Link and me:
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Me: *pounces on ike* away from him!
Ike: *knocked over* ah, alright! sheesh, i was just playing!
Marth: *still poking himself in the chest* when was i last unconscious? must find a way to get this thing out.
Roy: *looks at me* um, thanx for that.
Me: no problem, Roi
Roy: *randomly hugs me*
Me: *thinking* score!
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Me: *pounces roy to the ground*
Roy: *laughs and falls over*
Me: *kisses him deeply*
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XD
Link: Ha.
Marth: MUST ESCAPE!
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*grabs marth by the collar* you aint going nowhere, tiara boy.
Marth: eep!
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*ties marth to a stake in the gorund and continues to make out wiht roy*
Marth: *sigh* oh well.
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*Laughs to no end*
Link: Oh, GAWSH! That's EPIC!
Me: 
Link:
All: *noms
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Marth: *looks up and glares at you* *uses prettyboy telepathic powers to levetate a cookie to him* *eats it*
Link: whoa...
Vaati: *comes back and pounces on link*
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*Sticks tongue out at Marth and goes to give Link a quick pat on the back and realizes Vaati is attacking him*
HOLY CRAP! YOU AGAIN?!? *pulls lightsaber and goes in to slice Vaati in half, all the while using teleportation mastery to get Link out of the way*
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Vaati: *backflips and grabs link away* MINE! *draws his saber*
Roy: ooh, this is bound to be good.
Me: *nibbles his ear* i think it will too.
Roy: *sighs happy and watchesthe show*
Me: cookie? *waves a cookie in front of his nose*
Roy: *snatches the cookie away and eats it*
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*uses awesome author powers to banish Vaati to the Evil Realm* Why didn't I think of that before?!?
Link: Brain fart.
Me: Probably.
Roy: That was SO anti-climatic.
Link: Deal with it.
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Vaati: *comes back* MWAHAHAHA!
Roy: woo!
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Ah, crap. *Puts him back in the Evil Realm*
Link: It NEVER ENDS!
Marth: This is the song that NEVER ENDS! It goes on and on, my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. Now they're stuck singing it forever just because... It's the song that never ends...
Link: Can you banish him, too?
Marth: FINE! I'll shut up!
Me: Ah, for the love of explosions!
Link: What?
Me: I gotta type for the Christmas fanfic...
Link: Go on.
Me: It has you in it.
Link: *gasps* NO, REALLY?!?
Me: Cut the sarcasm, Mr. I-know-what-you're-gonna-do-before-ya-do-it!
Link: Gosh... do ya gotta be like that?
Me: No. *hugs him*
Link: What the monkey?
Marth: *cracks up*
Link: Shuddup, ya turd.
Marth: YOU MUST DIE!!!
Me: I can banish you... WITH MY AUTHOR POWAHS!!!
Marth: *******!
Me: Now, now! No cursing!
Marth: I hate you.
Me: Meh. I don't care.
Link: And this is why we don't give her custard on a daily basis.
Me: AND COFFEE!!!
Link: And coffee. People ALWAYS wonder why I'm the sane one... There's your answer.
Me: You're not in LNA!! XD Read this!
[link]
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Ike: *waves from his tree* um, hello? im sane too, ya know. -_-
Me/Roy:
Marth: *grumbling*
Me: aww, marth, yure so cute when youre mad. need some help cheering up?
Marth: if youre implying what i think youre implying...
Me: 
Marth: o crap.
Me: *lets go of roy and tackle-hug-glomps marth*
Marth: WAGHH! *thud*
Ike/Roy:
Ike: *laughs so hard he falls out of the tree* AAH! *thud*
Roy: *laughs harder* oh my god, that was priceless!
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Me: Yeah, yeah, Ike... You don't know what I've got on you. 
Link: My, my, my... people have no balance these days.
Me: Like you? *pushes him over*
Link: NUUU!! *falls on his butt* Ow.
Me: Hee hee! *pounces on him and gives him a hug*
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Ike: *watches horrified* you. did. not.
Me: *wrestles marth to the ground* hold still!
Marth: god, you are a strong little girl! *pushes back*
Me: *pins his shoulders*
Marth: oh no.
Me: *leans toward his face*
Roy: i cant watch! *turns his face away*
Ike: *has climbed back into the tree and is still ignoring*
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I. Did. So. XD
Link: 
Me: Hee hee! How much?
Link: Two hundred American dollars.
Me: I've only got 20 and that Wal-Mart card... in any case, 40 at the most... *sniffle* It'll be a year or so before I get enough... WHY?!?
Link: 
Me: NUUU!!! *pounces on him again*
Link: AH! MY PANCREAS!!
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Ike: ok, that was just...MEAN! you are so evil, it's not even funny! and how come i didnt get paid, huh?
Marth: *trying to lean back from me* yeah, why is that?
Me: *surprise kisses marth* nom!
Marth:
Roy: *peeks through his fingers* *sees marth* meep! *hides*
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Me? Evil? Nah. XD It was a glomp hug thing... I just accidently knocked his pancreas.
Link: I was joking. 
Me: AW!
Link: Oof!
Me: Hee hee! *watches the mayhem and turns so that her arm is around Link's shoulders and both of us face you* That's FUNNY!
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Marth: *freaking out*
Me: *pins his shoulders down* hold still, you idiot!
Marth: *sighs and is still*
Roy: oooh, he is so dead.
Marth: worse than dead. MUCH worse than dead.
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MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! This is gonna be funny!
Link: 
Me: Gimme some?
Link: Yes.
Me: YAY!!
Link and me:
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Roy:
Me: yipe! *thrown off of marth* *lands on top of roy* god, what was that about?
Me: i dunno.
Vaati: *pounces on link* MWAHAHA!
Link: NOT AGAIN!!
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Oh, gosh. Vaati... Didn't I BANISH YOU USING MY AWESOME AUTHOR POWERS?!?
Vaati: Yaoi trumps ALL barriers, INFIDEL!
Me: Ah, go blow yourself up, Acmed. *banishes him to the Evil Realm again*
Link: HALELUJIAH!
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Roy: oh gawd, how did I get into this mess?
Vaati: *breaks out* YAOIIII *tackles Link*
Link: Dx
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*Throws Vaati into the pit of no return* And he cals me an infidel. XD
Link: Let's hope this remains the "pit of no return."
Me: NO KIDDIN'!
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Vaati: *struggles to get out of teh pit of no return* *fails*
Me: *latched onto Roy and huggling* X3
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HA HA HA HA HA!!! YEEEESS!!!
Link: YAY! THE PIT OF NO RETURN IS A SUCCESS!!!
Link and me:
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Me: congrats, you two.
Roy: someone help!
Me: *lets up on him* okay, gawsh. -_-
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Me: o_o''
Roy:...wtf is with that face.
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Me: D'oh! DA RAPE FACE!!!
Link: *creepy smile*
Me: Yipe! Urm... uh... I'm not really uncomfortable with this...
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That face scares the crap out of me. >_>
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Link:Mwahaha!
Me: Uh oh.. XD He's gonna kidnap me... Not that I really mind...
Link: BWAHAHAHAHA! I was just goofin' with ya!
Me: Crap. XD
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That face seriously scares me. *shivers in fear*
Roy: *death glomps me*
Me: ARGH *thud*
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Link: D'aw... I sowwy.
Me: AWW! *
Roy: WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: 
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yes, I'm fine, having the time of my life. Why? :3
Ike/Marth: *playing poker with a bored expression*
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Okay, cools. XD
Link: Hrrrmm... poker... *looks at Roy's hand, then Marth's* Marth... it is USELESS TO RESIST!
Me: What the...
Link: *breathes like * Marth, *I* am your father.
Marth: What the-
Me: 
Link: You do not know the powah of the Roy side.
Me:
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THE ROY SIDE AWRIGHT!! *huggles teh redhead*
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XD
Link: *breathes like again* There's no escape for Marth this time.
Me: Oh, gawsh... he's playing commentator. XD
Link:
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*drags Marth over to me and Roy* COME TO THE ROY SIDE...WE HAVE YAOI. XD
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