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Published: 2011-01-13 22:29:07 +0000 UTC; Views: 112856; Favourites: 2523; Downloads: 2403
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Description A sample from my latest Apsara comic: [link]

Little bit of Dragon Transformation.
Do not anger the girl on the express checkout.
She gets....scaly when angry....
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Comments: 643

Dragnmastralex [2011-01-15 03:58:32 +0000 UTC]

best idea... ok this is stick of gum is a second order ring up these 5 itmes then this is item 1 of my second order... lol

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Inukarada [2011-01-15 03:54:10 +0000 UTC]

i can has gun, now?

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Chacartz [2011-01-15 03:39:00 +0000 UTC]

ok, and will she do porn after all that? you know, with big boobies, squirt and all theses stuff... and don't tell me go buy it to know O_O

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FoxyTangerine [2011-01-15 03:38:14 +0000 UTC]

... i love this

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Miss-Jack [2011-01-15 03:14:01 +0000 UTC]

lolololololol!

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somedude248 In reply to ??? [2011-01-15 03:05:33 +0000 UTC]

Damn. It's a freaking stick of gum.

Calm down. Please?

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Renegade-Warrior In reply to ??? [2011-01-15 02:39:54 +0000 UTC]

Damn me and my lack of Paypal/credit card. I wanna see where this gooooooes. T_T

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Dragonstar1278 [2011-01-15 02:17:42 +0000 UTC]

eeep.O___O

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JTHMFrAeK-Ghoat In reply to ??? [2011-01-15 01:12:50 +0000 UTC]

That is a very lonely looking checkout.

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sigel4ever In reply to ??? [2011-01-15 00:48:16 +0000 UTC]

ouch?

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SherbertTCat In reply to ??? [2011-01-15 00:39:44 +0000 UTC]

Kinda hot actually!

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CloudStrife247 [2011-01-15 00:16:14 +0000 UTC]

i love this, the innocent cashier girl gets set off by a tiny sixth item ;D and its brilliantly drawn, well done yet again

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Rhys1010 [2011-01-14 23:57:29 +0000 UTC]

And I think he'll put it back.

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subspirit19 [2011-01-14 23:56:27 +0000 UTC]

O_O; i think i'll go to a different register now

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Hex-Adecimal [2011-01-14 23:54:09 +0000 UTC]

awesome strip. very well drawn[link]

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EmoxNyu [2011-01-14 23:51:28 +0000 UTC]

0_______0 Holy crap XD

Very funny and awesome!

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MosspeltofFireClan [2011-01-14 23:49:14 +0000 UTC]

thats frickn AWESOME XDD

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veritia [2011-01-14 23:44:22 +0000 UTC]

i wish they would actually chew out offenders that way. grocery stores would be more interesting.

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pintsizedpowerhouse [2011-01-14 23:40:58 +0000 UTC]

As a cashier, I wish I could do what she's doing... but without getting fired.

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brightkharma [2011-01-14 23:38:25 +0000 UTC]

hate to be next in line

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auxeru [2011-01-14 23:37:02 +0000 UTC]

After working in a clothing store for two years, I completely understand this.

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Emoscryinsilence [2011-01-14 23:36:27 +0000 UTC]

Roar lol

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miso-soupie [2011-01-14 23:33:37 +0000 UTC]

~oooooooo~
O____________________________O

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Banoranga [2011-01-14 23:32:55 +0000 UTC]

it has clearly been a long day for her!

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Yu-2 [2011-01-14 23:29:32 +0000 UTC]

May I suggest a different job? She's clearly not cut out for this.

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SwampFoxTheThird [2011-01-14 23:23:23 +0000 UTC]

OMG......are you the turtle: FEAR guy?

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Thoughtful-Writer [2011-01-14 23:20:49 +0000 UTC]

Then his head is ripped off when she notices it should be
"Five items or fewer"

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Reyouke In reply to ??? [2011-01-14 23:14:47 +0000 UTC]

o;-;o even that cares me half to death XD

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Genesis-And-Friends In reply to ??? [2011-01-14 23:08:58 +0000 UTC]

Me:...ok, (Grabs gum) (Grabs bag) (Steps backward) (Steps forward) Hi, I only have one item if you wouldn't mind. :3

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Porecomesis [2011-01-14 23:08:44 +0000 UTC]

She needs to calm down.

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roleplay4life [2011-01-14 23:04:51 +0000 UTC]

Lol. I hate those lines.
Especially since they should read "Five Items or Fewer".
Gosh. Society these days.

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MetalixK [2011-01-14 23:01:52 +0000 UTC]

...You ARE aware that your description just makes some people want to anger her MORE right?

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Xhydralisk [2011-01-14 22:55:18 +0000 UTC]

Oh, is that ever the truth.

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truGIRobsession [2011-01-14 22:55:17 +0000 UTC]

love it!

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Uchiha-Koiba [2011-01-14 22:30:49 +0000 UTC]

Gahahah, awesome! XD "Teeeeeth~" XD

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Velox-Mortis [2011-01-14 22:20:34 +0000 UTC]

Retail really is hell...

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Demyx-gurl-Xia In reply to ??? [2011-01-14 22:17:23 +0000 UTC]

dude... thats scary. o.o;;; but i can understand both view points

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Kevemperor In reply to ??? [2011-01-14 22:08:47 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me of this song: [link] LMAO!

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flashwolf-87 In reply to ??? [2011-01-14 21:45:11 +0000 UTC]

I would love to put on a fire-proof suit and purposely get into an argument with that checkout girl. I think it would be fun!!!

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BoxTom [2011-01-14 21:30:26 +0000 UTC]

I work at the express lane quite often, and this is oh-so true.

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BabylonSabby [2011-01-14 21:26:07 +0000 UTC]

Gawwwd, I wish I could yell at customers like that. If I could turn into a dragon I wouldn't get shit for yelling at customers cause' even the management would be scared of me. XD

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Slayer-1412 [2011-01-14 21:22:19 +0000 UTC]

Knowing how to count is a preschool skill, right?

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FalseDisposition [2011-01-14 21:15:55 +0000 UTC]

lol!! I'm with her though, he should've known

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BloodyEye [2011-01-14 21:06:22 +0000 UTC]

This is why you need to learn store conduct.

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ElazulAoneko [2011-01-14 21:05:31 +0000 UTC]

I understand her rage, since I work at an express lane in a grocery store... >.<

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Hinata-teh-Lefty [2011-01-14 20:43:35 +0000 UTC]

LMFAO XD

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Kibikayuki [2011-01-14 20:26:43 +0000 UTC]

Lmao!! I always keep within the limit on those cashiers. It's only courteous!! ;D

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lordfwahfnah [2011-01-14 20:06:38 +0000 UTC]

ROFL XD

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BritBE [2011-01-14 20:06:11 +0000 UTC]

ROFL
Great piece, I've done checkout work and this is how I felt some times, customers are so stupid.

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TenaKitten [2011-01-14 20:04:41 +0000 UTC]

Those guys piss me off, too.

One before me on the 10 maximum aisle, he has one single box with twenty beer in it. Everyone thinks, it is okay, then it turns out that every beer is of a unique kind. ~,~
He got through with it, nontheless.

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