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Published: 2010-10-18 16:55:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 92698; Favourites: 2191; Downloads: 1887
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Description A couple of years back, the How To Play strips caught the attention of the (Now defunct) games magazine, Play.
At the time, I was working for Rare, and therefore; Microsoft. Which meant I couldn’t say bad things about their products in an official capacity, lest they cry and send someone over to set me on fire.
This rather limited the games I could turn into HTP strips for actual publication, so I came up with a couple of new ideas, one being; spoof games promotions.

Play* (and all its sister magazines) sank back in February…….this had nothing to do with me!

(Though, there is a worrying trend forming. A couple of years after I applied to Free Radical Design, it went down. Then, after being cut from Rare, I applied to RealTime Worlds….)

*That's the American incarnation I'm talking about. Play UK is still up and running.
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Comments: 270

bobisan123 [2011-02-22 04:24:29 +0000 UTC]

i wanna barney doll

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FantastDemiurge [2011-01-28 00:19:33 +0000 UTC]

YAY HALF LIFE!

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kid-cody [2011-01-25 06:14:14 +0000 UTC]

favorite out of em all.

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LoveisDead01 [2011-01-14 23:02:22 +0000 UTC]

HALF LIFE!!1 woop woop

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RawrNinjaArtist [2011-01-11 18:15:47 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAHA! great!

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StephanieKristin [2010-12-24 23:07:13 +0000 UTC]

Fine print. Love it.

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Vypor [2010-12-23 04:34:32 +0000 UTC]

I would buy this. Despite my lack of a job.
That's just how cool this is.

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GTAtomten [2010-12-17 15:45:18 +0000 UTC]

I'd buy that. Seriously.

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NobleThorne [2010-12-15 05:25:45 +0000 UTC]

No pit is complete without a Freeman climbing out of it!

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Foo-Foo-Flower [2010-12-07 02:28:16 +0000 UTC]

Lol "It's all fun and games until someone causes a resonance cascade"

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halonut117 [2010-11-30 03:56:52 +0000 UTC]

a raging swark with stick on beard and crowbar. nice

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pepea [2010-11-28 23:36:35 +0000 UTC]

xD

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pepea [2010-11-28 23:36:34 +0000 UTC]

xD

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CptShadow [2010-11-24 17:56:40 +0000 UTC]

YES! this is gold!

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mars261 [2010-11-24 00:24:42 +0000 UTC]

This made me literaly lol.

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Aneirin-Aryon [2010-11-23 06:32:01 +0000 UTC]

Awesome. XD It's too bad they never made anything like this lol.

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Stigmartyr762 [2010-11-22 00:27:32 +0000 UTC]

I would buy one or more of these in a heart beat.

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DoucheBigalow [2010-11-11 00:55:36 +0000 UTC]

Why is this still unused!? This would sell faster than crack!

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Quinn-G [2010-11-06 13:27:16 +0000 UTC]

I. Want. The. Gordon. Freeman. Playset.

NAUW!!!

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AngelFether [2010-11-05 04:30:59 +0000 UTC]

They need to sell these as Halloween costumes for next year....

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Uber-Beanz [2010-11-01 23:15:03 +0000 UTC]

Wow! I so want this now!

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watsurname2 [2010-10-30 20:33:21 +0000 UTC]

String-pull barney is the perfect distraction to whack the wind up headcrab with a crowbar and bludgeon it to death with your own beard.

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BloodKing71 [2010-10-27 22:14:00 +0000 UTC]

DO WANT!

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Kry-Havoc [2010-10-27 11:00:59 +0000 UTC]

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CuddlesTheOctopus [2010-10-26 01:16:00 +0000 UTC]

I want a wind-up head crab!

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Kraden [2010-10-25 03:19:45 +0000 UTC]

WANT
WINDUP
HEAD-CRAB

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GreenHobo [2010-10-24 22:52:32 +0000 UTC]

i want the string pull barney

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Royoki [2010-10-24 16:33:07 +0000 UTC]

i wish i see this at walmart....

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Damarchae [2010-10-23 12:04:50 +0000 UTC]

That's amazing XD
I wish I had one of those as a child

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staplegun111 [2010-10-22 03:17:26 +0000 UTC]

Win.

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Lord-Malachi [2010-10-22 00:58:33 +0000 UTC]

"Made from the facial hair of real scientists" xDD That's awsome, so's the * note xD

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abellius [2010-10-21 17:09:40 +0000 UTC]

Love it! Press-on beard is great!!

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niftykoala [2010-10-21 04:10:18 +0000 UTC]

I'd buy this.

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Serrina [2010-10-21 02:35:29 +0000 UTC]

Yup, all ya need is a crowbar, who cares about guns??

'Cuz Gordon Freeman is just that awesome!

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sharkbyte3827 [2010-10-21 01:54:39 +0000 UTC]

Man this is a great set for the kids, but that wind up head crab isn't meant for kids under 18 years old. There's that warning label about zombification.

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Mashakosha [2010-10-20 16:19:07 +0000 UTC]

Awesome I'd buy this for my kids.

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PumaForge In reply to ??? [2010-10-20 16:14:15 +0000 UTC]

Hey, I'd buy it!

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Andes-Sudo [2010-10-20 08:59:02 +0000 UTC]

I WANNA STRING PULL BARNEY!!!!!

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parad9gm [2010-10-20 00:45:19 +0000 UTC]

This, sir, is win.

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Zsaknor [2010-10-19 22:27:24 +0000 UTC]

For a second i thought he was maing a Look-Like-NortaligiaCritic-Kit

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NepuApsadee [2010-10-19 19:09:28 +0000 UTC]

This is freakin hilarious

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StrawberryWaltz [2010-10-19 17:16:04 +0000 UTC]

XD Ohgod. This is so funny..<3

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Kitkatinahat [2010-10-19 16:59:26 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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Nature-in-my-soul [2010-10-19 16:02:58 +0000 UTC]

I'd buy this. Great idea. Great game.

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yzarc [2010-10-19 15:04:44 +0000 UTC]

this pack would sell

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Jenra-the-hh [2010-10-19 14:37:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh, Headcrabs. How I miss thee.

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BiroManiac616 [2010-10-19 14:35:41 +0000 UTC]

Next playset should include the Hazard suit and Gravity gun 8D

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hctib-elttil [2010-10-19 14:10:30 +0000 UTC]

I should come in adult sizes

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TERMDYL666 [2010-10-19 14:03:14 +0000 UTC]

Brilliant! XD

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LandingZone [2010-10-19 13:54:29 +0000 UTC]

I almost died of laughing.

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