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Published: 2017-08-07 08:51:34 +0000 UTC; Views: 5922; Favourites: 143; Downloads: 11
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And now, Batduck and Decoy meet The Merc with a Mouth (And I need to uncover it to eat this banana!)... Wade, get out of here, can you? (Mmm... that's a great question; can I get out of here? I need to think about it. Oh, good, I have a banana here; potassium for the brain!!)Related content
Comments: 153
haleigh426 In reply to ??? [2017-08-17 10:04:15 +0000 UTC]
Haleigh: yeah, and arms, still, he's so cute!
Rocket: welp, she's hypnotized by his cuteness.
Lucky Mirikiteki: (in thoughts) Haleigh, you crazy f(clown horn)k.
Haleigh: I so wanna talk with my infantilized sequoia.
Rocket: well, you can.
Haleigh: ok. (turns over to look at Baby Groot who was beginning to get tired) hey baby, are you doing ok?
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-08-18 09:13:31 +0000 UTC]
Baby- I'm Groot. *smiling*
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-08-18 10:02:14 +0000 UTC]
Rocket: he says "hi" to ya, Haleigh.
Haleigh: oh. (Gives Baby Groot to Rocket) here, he likes you the most. Maybe you should take care of the twig.
Rocket: (as he pats Baby Groot on the back gently) are you kidding?! I have known Groot since we first met.
Teenage Groot: (rolls his eyes away with a smile)
Groot (normal adult self): (nods) I am Groot.
Haleigh: Rocket, some translation here, please?
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-08-19 08:13:30 +0000 UTC]
Rocket- Mostly, he thinks you're a cute girl.
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-08-26 09:10:11 +0000 UTC]
Haleigh: he...thinks...I'm a...cute...girl... (starts nosebleeding like crazy and her nostril blood falls onto Deadpool)
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-08-27 08:54:55 +0000 UTC]
Deadpool- And this is why I wear red
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-08-27 09:41:50 +0000 UTC]
Haleigh: no schlit.
Rocket: oh sh*t! Someone, stop her nosebleedin'!
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-08-28 08:20:56 +0000 UTC]
Deadpool- Nose, no bleeding!! Nose, no bleeding!!!
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-08-28 09:56:00 +0000 UTC]
Haleigh: it's not working!
Groot: I am Groot! (Extends his wooden fingers to plug in Haleigh's nostrils)
Haleigh: thanks man.
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-08-31 10:18:07 +0000 UTC]
(Scene skips to the Milano)
Haleigh: whoa, what a beauty ship, Rocket.
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-09-03 08:04:56 +0000 UTC]
Rocket- Thanks, glad you like it.
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-09-03 09:48:01 +0000 UTC]
Haleigh: why don't we go see your friends in there?
(Scene skips to Star Lord, Gamora, Drax, Yondu, Nebula and Mantis fighting off a squid-like monster)
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-09-11 09:03:36 +0000 UTC]
Rocket- Ugh, they need my help again. *joins the fight*
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-09-11 09:52:09 +0000 UTC]
Haleigh: I'll help too. You Groots can join in.
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-09-12 08:27:16 +0000 UTC]
Rocket- That's a good idea. *the battle continues*
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-09-12 10:33:43 +0000 UTC]
Haleigh: (using her mask of deception and redemption) fearful monster, prepare to feel, my zappy rays of deception and redemption make your skin peel!
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-09-16 08:55:01 +0000 UTC]
Rocket- Mmm... good poetry.
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-09-16 09:03:04 +0000 UTC]
(The monster then gets its skin peeled uncontrollably until its last breath was made)
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-09-16 09:12:34 +0000 UTC]
Haleigh: thanks.
Star Lord: (groans) Rocket, who the hell is this girl?
Gamora: she seems harmless but magical.
Drax: how can she be magical if she's not in a magician's outfit?
all (but Haleigh, Rocket and Baby Groot): (facepalm and sighs)
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-09-19 08:11:52 +0000 UTC]
Gamora- ... You need more time to understand that, Drax.
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-09-20 09:37:29 +0000 UTC]
(Baby Groot then starts to yawn)
Haleigh: hmm?
Roxket: you getting sleepy, pal?
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-09-23 08:15:51 +0000 UTC]
Baby Groot nods and smiles.
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-09-23 11:57:08 +0000 UTC]
Haleigh: well, I guess we should take care of him.
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-09-25 07:50:40 +0000 UTC]
Baby Groot claps at this.
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-09-25 09:37:54 +0000 UTC]
(Scene skips to Drax holding Baby Groot on his left shoulder)
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-09-30 07:54:06 +0000 UTC]
Drax- Small tree boy, behave there.
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-09-30 08:46:58 +0000 UTC]
Haleigh: weird, I thought he said "dumber smaller Groot" in the sequel.
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-10-01 08:15:06 +0000 UTC]
Drax-... Yes, I have said that. I'm trying to improve my vocabulary.
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-10-01 10:16:01 +0000 UTC]
Haleigh: (rolls her eyes)
Baby Groot: (bounces a little as he placed his tiny little hands on Drax's shoulder)
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-10-07 07:38:13 +0000 UTC]
Drax- ... Thanks for the massage.
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-10-07 08:24:22 +0000 UTC]
Haleigh: (smiles) it's no problem.
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-10-11 10:35:47 +0000 UTC]
(Scene skips to the Milano's kitchen)
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-10-16 08:38:37 +0000 UTC]
Drax is eating some corn dogs.
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-10-16 10:58:57 +0000 UTC]
Haleigh: hey Drax, what got you in the mood for corn dogs?
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-10-22 08:15:28 +0000 UTC]
Drax- I got a taste for them since the first time we came to Earth.
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-10-22 10:11:35 +0000 UTC]
Haleigh: I see.
Rocket: ok, back to the real world, you goons.
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-10-23 08:21:17 +0000 UTC]
Drax- We travel to many real worlds.
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-10-23 09:20:46 +0000 UTC]
Rocket: it's just an expression, you big doofus.
Baby Groot: (fast asleep)
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-10-27 08:54:11 +0000 UTC]
Drax- ... I'm no doofus. I'm Drax. What's a doofus?
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-10-27 09:35:37 +0000 UTC]
Rocket: it means you're an idiot.
Gamora: you have to understand more, Drax.
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-10-29 09:11:31 +0000 UTC]
Gamora- I understand that I hate getting insulted.
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-10-29 09:14:02 +0000 UTC]
Haleigh: right...
(scene skips to Xandar)
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haleigh426 In reply to Jose-Ramiro [2017-10-29 09:22:02 +0000 UTC]
Oh, my bad. I meant the city of it.
Star Lord: so, what shall we do? Something good? something bad? bit of both?
Rocket: we'll follow your lead, Star-Munch.
Haleigh: he doesn't answer to "Star-Munch", ya stupid raccoon.
Rocket: DON'T CALL ME A RACCOON!
Gamora: will you two shut up? We have to meet up with someone.
Haleigh and Rocket: sorry.
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Jose-Ramiro In reply to haleigh426 [2017-10-29 09:25:01 +0000 UTC]
Heh, good.
Rocket- This better be good.
(G'night)
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