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Published: 2009-12-01 03:11:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 4807; Favourites: 67; Downloads: 133
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No famous cameos this time... just a vicious watch dog.What will hurt the most; getting mauled by the dog, or falling down if the dog drops the rope?
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I can. But it's your fault for playing poker when you knew you were losing*
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BD- Well, at least I didn't lose my money.
Decoy groans at this.
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Decoy - But he lost MY money.
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And soon he'll loose his.
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Batduck - Heh... I'm retiring now.
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Want to double the fund? Of course, not like you could.
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BD- Nope, unless I use the rest of Decoy's salary for the rest of the year.
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Like you could win.
BD- Wanna bet?
*Sarcastically* Well I'm not clear on what we've been doing so far?
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Decoy- No. More. Betting!!! *groan* I don't want to work the next year for free.
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BD- Hey, his fault for losing his money.
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And your fault for using it.
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BD- Don't change the subject.
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The subject is money. I'm talking about money. You're argument is invalid.
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BD- Fine, just give me the money and I'm leaving.
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You're joking right?
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BD- Nope. Your dog got my money, so you have to give it back.
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You gambled, and you lost. Welcome to the real world.
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BD- I'm a duck in a Batman suit. Define 'real world' again.
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The part where you don't get your money back.
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BD groans at this.
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Well it's your own fault for gambling.
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BD - Your fault for training your dog to do this.
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Again, he's my uncle's. And I didn't train him.
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BD- Then, your uncle is repaying me?
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You're not getting repaid.
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Remind me again, who chose to gamble with strange dogs?
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BD- Don't try to confuse me with weird, tricky questions.
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You're already confused.
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BD - Gee, disrespectful much?
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BD- Yes, your dog.
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Me- Again, Uncle's dog.
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BD - Tell your uncle to pay me me then.
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Me- He wouldn't. You gambled, and you lost.
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BD - Hey, he shouldn't leave his dog unsupervised.
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Me- You shouldn't be gambling with strange dogs.
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BD- He didn't look strange enough.
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Me- *Turns to Decoy* I pity you so much right now.
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Decoy *sighs* I pity myself.
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Me- The money is in the one place you'd never expect.
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Batduck - Neptune?
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Me- You expected Neptune, so no.
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Batduck- At least I didn't say Uranus.
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Me- You wouldn't want it then.
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Decoy- Nobody would.
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Me- Besides, it'd be dirty money.
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BD- I can clean it later.
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