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Published: 2014-11-30 09:20:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 6624; Favourites: 88; Downloads: 45
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And now, a battle between Muffins and Tacos... or more precisely, Humanized Derpy Hooves vs Sonata Dusk.Related content
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Sonata- Mmmm... how about, a tacos buffet, with many types, and then a big muffin for each of us as dessert?
Derpy- Good idea. I like pretty much any type of muffin.
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Me- Okay, that's a $120 buffet. Anyone have change for a $500?
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Derpy and Sonata give him change.
Derpy- We got well paid after this match.
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Derpy-before we shostart we should ave a kiss out of respect
Sonata-good and tonight both of our breath doesnt taste like our favorite foods
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Derpy and Sonata kiss now, and the guys on the arena (and many girls) get quite aroused.
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Me- They only kissed on the cheek.
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Guys- YES, BUT THEIR BOOBS ARE TOUCHING!!!
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Grimlock- Want me Grimlock smash?
Me- If you want.
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Derpy- Uh, better not. There's too many of those guys, so if you beat them up...
Sonata- You'd destroy most of the arena.
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Grimlock- But me Grimlock want to SMASH!
Me- Then why don't you go smash some cars at t-
*SMASH*
Me- And his headed to the parking lot. Great. GRIMLOCK WAIT!
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The match gets cancelled because of Grimlock's destruction.
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Me- Grimlock is so impatient. I try to tell him he can go and smash cars at the junkyard.
Instead, he heads to the parking lot.
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Sonata- Stop him before the SWAT team arrives.
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Me- EASIER SAID THAN DONE! WHERE'S FLUTTERSHY WHEN YOU NEED HER?!?!?!?
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Me- Fluttershy! Thank goodness! Grimlock is about to s-
Fluttershy- I know. I'll handle this.
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FS uses the Stare on Grimlock, stopping him long enough for her to cool him down.
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Grimlock- Me Grimlock sorry.
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FS makes Grimlock to help with the clean-up and repairs.
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Swoop, Snarl, Slag, and Sludge- We help.
Me- Now that's loyalty.
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They soon repair everything.
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Grimlock- Me Grimlock want know if fight continue?
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FS- Not today. Derpy and Sonata helped with the repairs, and they're too tired to fight now.
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Grimlock- Okay. Me Grimlock be patient.
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Derpy and Sonata have their fight one week later. Derpy wins by split decision, both boxers being extremely good.
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...OK, 50 points if Sonata wins...
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tell me your least favorite kind of food
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Sonata- Mmm... broccoli; I actually like eating it, but I have problems digesting it.
Derpy- Meaty ones; I'm vegetarian, remember.
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Sonata-but i really not a fan of spinach either i just cant stand it
(i'm not sure with the humanized ponies being vegetarians. i understand the ponies and pony Anthro version of them but i just assume that human versions are just always been the human alternate forms of the ponies and in worlds like the equestria girls where everyone has a human counterpart it just doesn't make sense that the humans would be all vegetarians)
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Derpy- Heh, no Popeye for you then.
(Good point. Still, some of them, like FS, would be vegetarians because of their love for animals.)
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Sonata-got it, i once ate spinach and it made me sick to my stomach for 2 days
Derpy-happen to me once i ate a bad muffin i didn't realize it was spoiled
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Derpy- Still... a spoiled muffin? *sighs* What a waste.
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Muffin
Because i never tried tacos
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you girls ever wondered if there was they combined a muffin and a taco
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Derpy- Mmm... Taffin!!! Or... Muffaco!!!
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