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Jose-Ramiro — Boxing Jake Long vs Warmonga
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Request.The American Dragon vs the mighty alien amazon from 'Kim Possible'.
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Do your punches on her body, do any real damage?
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Jake - Only if I hit her enough times.
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During the fight a dark magic blast comes in on Jake, but he dodges it and he and Warmonga put the fight on hold as they saw the Dark Dragon, high on the rafters, larger and more musclebound.
Warmonga: "That was very dishonorable of you! Interfering with our fight!"
Dark Dragon: "So sorry, but this is an opportune moment for me to finish of the American Dragon at a weakened state. You'll thank me later, space amazon. As for you American Dragon, this is payback for thwarting my plans! I've imprisoned every dragon of the world council, your girlfriend, your guardian pet, your friends, and your family. So how do you plan on fightning me in your current condition."
Jake: "I thought you were supposed to be imprisoned for a thousand years! How did you come back?"
Dark Dragon: "I came from 1000 years in the most distant future. So managed to take a one-way trip back to this era!"
Jake: "No way! Oh you'll pay for that!"
Dark Dragon: "We'll see." *jumps down to Jake and lands right in front of him.*
Jake: "Whoa! I guess you've spent a thousand years putting on a lot of muscle on your body. Huh?"
Dark Dragon: "Indeed. You're welcome to try. Hit me as hard as you can, American Dragon."
Jake: "You asked for it!" *punches the Dark Dragon in the face, but has no effect on him at all* "What the- ?" *continues pummeling the Dark Dragon, but he remains unaffected by Jake's blows*
Dark Dragon: (chuckles) "That kind of tickles. Your attacks don't even make me itch. You can't hurt me anymore."
Jake: *amidst pummeling the Dark Dragon* "Oh yeah? Well it doesn't hurt if I can try!"
Dark Dragon: (chuckles) "You can try, but you'll just be wasting your strength."
Jake continues pummeling the Dark Dragon, however a few minutes later, Jake runs out of breath, exhausted.
Dark Dragon: "That's it? That's all you've got, American Dragon?"
Jake: (panting) "I'm... not... done... yet, Dark Dragon."
Dark Dragon: *grabs Jake and holds him up to eye level, grinning* "Oh, but I am. Now you're out of options, American Dragon. And nobody is going to save you now."
Warmonga: "How about you pick on someone your own size?" *sucker punches the Dark Dragon as he faces her, making him let go of Jake, who then lands on his feet*
Dark Dragon: "You dare challenge me, the Dark Dragon? Didn't you hear how powerful I am?"
Warmonga: "I didn't quite understand that. Stand back, Jake Long. I'll make him pay for his dishonor."
Jake: "Yeah. I'm gonna sit this one out. I don't wanna be hit by stray flying idiots like the Dark Dragon."
Dark Dragon: "You've just made the biggest mistake of your life, insolent amazon. No matter. Tag team it is then. Fine! It's been a while since I've outclassed the entire World Dragon Council. This is a fight to the death! Prepare yourself!" *readies his fighting stance*
Warmonga: "Just how I like it." *follows suit, then motions her finger for the Dark Dragon to come at her*
Jake runs for cover, far away.
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And WM pretty much pummels the Dark Dragon to a black and bloody pulp.
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Dark Dragon: (coughing) "You insolent wench! Nobody and I meant nobody hurts me! NO ONE!"
Warmonga: "You've interfered with my fight, so now you'll pay the price of dishonor. But I have to admit, you're much stronger than all the best fighters that I defeated, you almost had me there."
Dark Dragon: "Ah, well what kind of dark lord would I be if I don't have an army? Shade Demons!"
An army of Shade Demons appear and surround Warmonga
Warmonga: "True, I, Warmonga, am more than capable to handle a crowd."
And then the Shade Demons attack Warmonga.
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Two minutes later, the Shade Demons run for their lives; Dark Dragon forgot they're in a boxing arena, with thousands of people around the ring, and many have cameras.
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Warmonga: "Too bright here to say the least."
Dark Dragon: "Well, what kind of dark overlord would I be without dark powers?" *fires dark energy blasts at Warmonga, but she easily dodges them*
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WM gets closer and punches his face full force; the DD loses ten teeth.
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Dark Dragon: "Ugh! Grr... You'll pay for that!"
Warmonga: "You, first."
Dark Dragon: "With pleasure." *breathes dark fire at Warmonga, but she jumps out of the way*
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WM- Oh, so you're now using non-boxing attacks? Then, I can do the same!!!!
She grabs him by the tail and starts smashing him around the ring, like Hulk did with Loki in the Avengers' movie.
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Dark Dragon: (Groans) "Okay, that's it. No more holding back." *his wounds regenerate instantly*
Warmonga: (gasps) "Impossible! His wounds were visible a moment ago, but now he has instantaneous healing?! Still, that makes things more fun." *throws a punch at the Dark Dragon but he caught the incoming fist* "What?!"
Dark Dragon: "Too slow." *punches Warmonga in the ribs with immense strength*
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WM - Nnnnngh... that was... painful... *grins* Great. Finally you're taking this seriously.
The battle continues, and this time WM uses her full potential, hurting the Dark Dragon beyond his healing capacities.
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However, the Dark Dragon is no weakling. He fights back with an extremely powerful uppercut, sending Warmonga flying. And despite the beating he took, his all of his wounds heal and regenerate in an instant.
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WM returns to the ring and continues pummeling him.
WM - YOu're tough... but even if you get healed up fast... YOU WILL LOSE IF YOU GET KNOCKED OUT!!!!
She punches him full force; the Black Dragon loses 20 teeth and his jaw is fractured. He falls, unconscious, and loses by knockout before he gets healed.
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The Dark Dragon is no fool, a large blast of dark energy erupts from underneath him, shielding him from Warmonga. The Dark Dragon, regains consciousness, recovers all his lost teeth, and all his wounds heal in an instant.
Dark Dragon: "Now I'm mad." *Suddenly vanishes*
Warmonga: "What!? How can he regain consciousness this quick!?"
Dark Dragon: *reappears from behind* "Even if you knock me unconscious, I will not fall that easily!" *furiously pummels her with an endless barrage of powerful blows, breaking every bone in her body, then finishes her off by cracking her skull with an enormously powerful punch at high speed, she falls unconscious*
Jake: "This is bad."
Dark Dragon: "You can come out now, American Dragon."
Jake: "Uh oh. Guess if you want something done right. You have to do it yourself." *Comes out in dragon form, and at the same size as the Dark Dragon*
Dark Dragon: "Well, well, well. I guess that space amazon did bought you enough time to recover your strength, and even grow as big as me, no less. Speaking of whom." *he picks her up by the leg, and drops her outside the ring*
Jake: "Well, but I will finish you!" *brings up his dukes*
Dark Dragon: (Chuckles) "Bring it." *goes into a defensive stance*
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The battle starts. Jake gives him some good jabs and hooks.
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The Dark Dragon flinches from every blow, but is still standing. Then he retaliates by throwing a hook at Jake, but he ducked under it and punched him in the stomach.
Dark Dragon: "Ooh!" (chuckles) "That felt good. Keep it coming, American Dragon, give me everything you've got." *motions his finger for Jake to come at him*
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Jake throws several hard punches at his body.
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The Dark Dragon staggers from the blows he took from Jake, yet he's still standing.
Dark Dragon: "That's more like it American Dragon! You might've been useful, but you've picked your side. I've offered you a chance to join me, but you've made your decision."
Jake: "FORGET IT!! There's no way I'm helping you conquering humanity! This ends NOW!!!"
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Jake continues attacking and this time he uses magic to counter the DD's healing powers.
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Dark Dragon: "This can't be happening! My healing powers should've worked on injuries like this! Unless..."
Jake: "I've learned how to counteract any and all types and levels of healing factors on certain opponents, like you, with magic. The only world you'll be conquering is a world of pain!"
Dark Dragon: "I see, that explains it. No matter. My healing powers should return any moment."
Jake: "And that gives me time to dish out and cause any REAL damage to you! This is gonna hurt you even more than me!"
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Jake continues attacking at full force, hurting the DD and actually breaking a couple of ribs.
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The Dark Dragon grunts as he staggers from Jake's attacks, despite his strength, durability, and resistance to pain, yet he still standing despite the beating from Jake. He's actually quite enjoying the fight. He then tries to retaliate, but Jake dodges the incoming fist by leaning his head to the side and counters with a punch in the ribs.
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Jake groans in pain but continues attacking, hitting DD's face several times.
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The Dark Dragon grunts in pain and staggers from every blow to his face from Jake.
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Jake corners him and continues attacking.
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The Dark Dragon is getting creamed by Jake. He's shocked to see that Jake's wounds are healing up faster than he expected.
Jake: "Huh? My ribs have healed. That's strange. Still, it doesn't change things. Where were we?" *continues pummeling the Dark Dragon with even faster and stronger attacks*
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Jake continues dominating the battle.
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The Dark Dragon staggers from Jake's attacks, dazed and then loses consciousness and falls over.
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Jake grins as the referee counts him out.
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Jake: (To himself, quietly) "Hopefully, that will release my family and friends, and the entire Dragon Council from enslavement."
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The DD stands up, in deep pain, and no longer with magical powers.
Warmonga - Mmm.. no magic, uh? *smirks*
DD gulps at this.
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Jake: "Get him."
Warmonga nods as she switch places with Jake.
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WM breaks every single bone in the Dark Dragon's body.
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The Dark Dragon kneels over in pain, then gets back up and hobbles away from the boxing arena.
Warmonga: "He still has some moxy left to flee in terror. Well, at least that means he lost by forfeit."
Jake: "Well, he's out of the picture for now. So then. I doubt you'll get far with a battered body like that."
Warmonga: "You have a point. The Dark Dragon did a number on me. Just every broken rib and deep bruises all over."
Jake: "Yeah, he did. If I ever see his ugly mug again, I'll finish him for good myself."
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WM - Thanks for not using magic in our fight. It made our match more even.
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Jake: "Anytime. I only did it in case if I have trouble fighting the Dark Dragon."
Warmonga: "That's a very good reason to do so."
Jake: "Yeah. Listen, I've gotta check on everyone, I'll see you back here in our next fight night. I hope you get well!"
Warmonga: "Yes, if the Dark Dragon hadn't reduced me to this state, I would've fought you like that."
Jake: "Yeah, I had to get even with him. Still, he's much larger than you as you saw."
Warmonga: "Not just size, but also dark powers and greater strength, resistance, and endurance to go with it."
Jake: "Yeah, well that's how powerful the Dark Dragon is. See you later!" *flies off to see the Dragon Council, and his family and friends.*
Warmonga: "You too."
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It s nice knowing you jake.
Spud "Dude! Seeif yu can get her phone number!"
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