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Published: 2011-11-06 05:43:29 +0000 UTC; Views: 13366; Favourites: 109; Downloads: 1974
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Request.She-Hulk fighting The Juggernaut; to make it fair, he's not wearing his helmet.
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Tony- Excuse me for a minute. *leaves the room* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jen- Heh. Pay up.
Clint gives her 5 dollars.
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Tony-*Still screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Clint - We should tape this.
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She-hulk - Way ahead of you.
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Clint grins at this.
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Tony- OK I'm done and if anyone even thinks of selling a tape don't.
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Everyone- Fine. *grinning*
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Tony- The first person to sell it gets a repulsor blast.
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Jen- Mmm... I must convince my cousin to sell it for us.
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Tony- Let's not drag him into this.
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Hulk - You don't tell Hulk what to do.
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Tony- You're still holding that space trip thing against me aren't you?
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Hulk- YOU SENT HULK TO ANOTHER PLANET, AND THE SHIP BLEW UP THE PLANET!!!
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Tony- Hey I didn't blow the damn thing up!
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Hulk- BUT YOU PUT THE BOMB, AND YOU WOULDN'T PUT A BOMB IN A SHIP UNLESS YOU MEAN TO MAKE IT EXPLODE.
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Tony- I had nothing to do about any bomb. I'm not the only person who sent you into space. Why don't you ever bother any of the others.
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Hulk - I already did!!! *growls* AND YOU ALSO GOT CAP SHOT!!! IDIOT.
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Tony- 1.We thought you killed 26 people during one of your temper tantrums. 2.I've already apologized to Steve 3. He's alive again. 4.before you ask me I don't know how! 5. Your responce was to smash L.A so get off your damn high horse! Don't think I forgot about you either Clint!
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Hulk - 1. You know I never kill on purpose, unless I have no other way out, and every time there are deaths due to my 'tantrums' it's not my fault, but the army's, or any villain I'm trying to stop. I NEVER START THE FIGHTS. I JUST FINISH THEM. *growls* 2, 3 and 4... OF COURSE HE ACCEPTED YOUR APOLOGY. HE'S CAPTAIN AMERICA. And 5, you say I become a mindless beast when I get angry and that's why I do stupid destructive things. IF YOU ARE SO SMART, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE WHEN YOU SCREW THINGS UP????
Clint- He got you there, Tony; in everything. And he was so angry he even cut the 'Hulk Talk'.
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Cap- AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!
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Tony- Uh... CAP'S CALLING!!! WE CONTINUE LATER!!!
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Cap- No I'm finishing this right now. You should've at the very least heard Hulk's side of the story first. Secondly when it comes to Civil War I still believe the act was wrong but I should've told you about Hill's ambush. Hulk when something like that happens you have to tell us your side of it. Now if this happens again I'm telling both Pepper and Betty. Am I clear?
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Hulk *nods* I would have told my side of the story if SOMEONE *growls at Tony* hadn't decided to trick me into entering a space ship and send me to another planet.
Jen- That was pretty much like giving someone a sentence without a fair trial. Stark and his accomplices committed several crimes when doing this to my cousin.
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Tony-Oh yeah how are Betty and Speedball!
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Jen- Interesting you mention that, since Betty is glad to be back from the dead, and as you know, Speedball got a very big psychological trauma from the Stanford incident and being treated like a criminal without a fair trial as well; and that's without saying all the injustices committed against the New Warriors.
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Tony- Trauma you used to convince him to plead as guilty to. You sided with me in Civil War Jen so you don't get to lecture me on anything.
Cap- All of you calm down right now and that's an order.
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Jen- Sorry, Cap. Tony here conveniently forgets I only sided with him so I could get sure the people he arrested would get a fair trial; once I saw he didn't care about fairness, I left.
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Tony- Hey who do you think kept Hill from being in charge.
Cap- Tony stand down.
Tony- But I-
Cap- No Tony I don't care who started this arguement but it stops now.
Tony- Fine
Cap- Now can you and Hulk work together again.
Deadpool- If Hulk kills him can I have his armor?
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Hulk- I can work with Stark, but only because you say it, Captain. *to Tony, smirking* The same way I'd have stopped the whole World War Hulk thing if Cap had been there to discuss the whole issue with me; too bad he wasn't around at that time, uh, Stark?
(And it's true. According to some fans and authors, Cap commands so much respect that, if he had been there when Hulk returned, he would have stopped the whole thing. In many ways, the WWH was the universe giving some karma to Tony Stark; one of his mistakes returning to kick his butt, and the only one who could have solved the issue in a more or less pacific way was currently dead due to another of Tony's mistakes)
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Tony- Does that include the time you were grey Mr.Fixit?
Cap- Tony not helping.
(I know I'm just trying to keep Tony In character. I thought Karma was Osborn beating the crap out of him though.)
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Jen- Mmm... so, you're blaming him for things he did when he literally wasn't himself. Again, he has an excuse; he didn't ask to become the Grey Hulk. You either have no excuse for your mistakes or your excuse is that you were drunk at that time. None option is exactly good.
(Heh, and how ironic that everyone underestimated Osborn because 'he's just one of Spiderman's enemies')
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Tony- He was in full control when he decided to punch Rick Jones in the face.
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Hulk - Not my best moment, I admit.
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Tony- I won't bring it up if you drop the whole space thing and Civil War.
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Hulk- Mmm... the thing is, you only have ONE thing to bring up, and I have dozens of things.
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Tony- Do we have a deal or not?
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Hulk - Fine. Besides, the whole world will continue mentioning your flaws even if I stop.
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Tony- And yet it doesn't stop people from buying my stuff.
Rulk- Will you two keep it down I'm Trying to sleep!
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Hulk - Heh, thanks for giving us more reasons to continue, Ross.
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Rulk- And yet I'm better at your job than you are.
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Hulk - Keep telling yourself that.
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Rulk- I beat Thor and Silver Surfer. I don't recall you beating either of them.
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Hulk - I've fought Thor and Grim at once, and won.
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Rulk- I beat them and you. plus I have my own thunderbolts team.
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Hulk - Pfft. Thunderbolt Ross; you still love that nickname.
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Betty- At least he's not still capturing Pikachu's too teach him thunderbolt.
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All the heroes laugh at this.
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Rulk- Yeah keep laughing at the guy who smacked Thor with his own hammer that'll get you far.
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Clint- Yeah, and later, in the Avengers series, he hit you across the state, and Stark caught you with a trick card.
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