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Jose-Ramiro β Boxing You vs Celestia
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Published: 2014-03-03 06:10:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 25023; Favourites: 240; Downloads: 144
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Request.
Princess Celestia delivering a very one-sided beating.
I got suggested to use a new 'energy bar' for these matches; both characters share it; one fighter gets Red color, the other gets Green, and the bar gets fully colored by the one who wins.
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Yes. Also, you realize where you're rubbing?
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Celestia *grin* Why, you aren't enjoying?
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Just making sure.
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Celestia smiles and continues.
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Oh! Your hands are cold!
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Celestia uses her magic to warm her hands, in a very pleasant way.
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Me- Oh thank goodness. Cold does not bode well for the man parts.
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Celestia *grin* Yeah, it seems so.
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Me- I will say this though, I find it odd that the princess of the sun, the hottest thing in the solar system, has cold hands.
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Celestia- Well, if I couldn't control my temperature, I'd melt or burn everything.
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Me- Okay yeah.
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Celestia smiles and continues with the massage.Β
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Me- Jeez a loo, where did you learn to do this?
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Celestia- You learn a lot in a few hundred years.
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Me- Wouldn't have guessed.
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Celestia- I look good for a mare my age.
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Me- That you do.
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Celestia *smiling* Thanks again.
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Me- Any- *Celestia glomps me*
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Celestia *grin* Enjoying it?
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Me- Actually yes.
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Celestia smiles and continues.
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Β Me- I am *Celestia FrenchesΒ me, and climbs in the bed* Well hello to you too.
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Celestia *grin* Good morning, Sunshine.
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Me- Oh ha ha.
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Celestia- Now that you laughed, want to do something else? *seductive smile*
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Celestia kisses you now.
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The making out starts.
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And it goes further.
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Until Celestia drains you, after 5 hours.
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Me- *Jokingly* Hmm. Solar energy.
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Celestia *grin* I've heard that one.
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Me- I'm not going to ask.
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Celestia- Thanks for the discretion. *grin*
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*Glows white, and gets new strength* Let's go! *Tackles her*
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And you get disqualified, since this is boxing, not wrestling.
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*Turns back time to when I got the power up* Let's go! *Swings away*
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Celestia still beats you up. She soon poses in victory.
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May your nose fester with the rage of olives.
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Me- Why can't I have a match against that douchebag Prince Blueblood?
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Blueblood - What? And ruin this handsome face of mine?
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Me- Handsome? Please, not even a blind mare would go out with you, you low down rotten sorry excuse of a prince! Not even Derpy, Crackle, Screwloose, Screwball, Chrysalis, or Fluffle Puff would date you! Not sure about Fluffle Puff's big sister, Marksaline the Necromorph Queen.
Marksaline- Γ'β¬ β’Β£βΒ°|β’ |Β£β Β°ΓΒ’ Β’ΒΆΓ·}.*
*Translation- I'd rather eat his soul.
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Celestia- Actually, I think Miss Derpy has a very good taste in stallions; she's currently dating Doctor Hooves.
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Me- That is one lucky stallion. BTW, why is the Smooze behind Blueblood?
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Celestia *grin* Giving him a lesson in humility.Β
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Celestia- You're very welcome.
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