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Jose-Ramiro β Boxing You vs Derpy
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Published: 2014-02-02 07:58:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 15225; Favourites: 142; Downloads: 67
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Yep. Derpy's back; and stronger than ever.
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Tech gets back up & hits Derpy so fast, you'd think he used his Rocket Punch.
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Derpy goes down but stands in 2, and then connects an uppercut that sends Tech out of the ring.
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Tech grabs the ropes, then catapults himself back into the ring, pounding Derpy so hard, she goes down.
Ref: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!
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Derpy *smiles* Good shot. Can we have a rematch later?
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Tech: Nah, I'm just gonna enjoy this victory.
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Tech jumps back into the ring, then bounces off the ropes, pounding Derpy so hard, she goes down.
Ref: 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10!
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Actually, the moment the fighter goes out of the ring, the referee stops the fight. Derpy only went down because she already had won and didn't expect this attack.
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Garfield- HOW THE HECK did I get BEAT UP by a moron...?
Odie- TA-DA!
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Orson- Garfield, this 'moron' is a horse that can break a wooden floor JUST BY SITTING on it. You're lucky she didn't knock you out on the first hit.
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Garfield- She ONCE tried to run me over!
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Derpy - Sorry. I'll make up to you. *offers muffins*
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Garfield- Sorry, but I'm not hungry now.
*Jon looks at his food then Garfield*
Garfield *looking at Jon's food*- NOW I am.
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Jon- NO, GARFIELD, NO⦠EAT THE MUFFINS THIS KIND MARE IS OFFERING YOU!!
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Garfield eats Jon's food anyway.
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Derpy gives Jon the muffins.
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Guh.... you're pretty good at this, Derpy...
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Derpy- Thanks!! *dominating*
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Derpy proves herself an impressive fighter, and wins the match in less than 2 minutes.
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Uuugh... my head... wha happen?
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Medic *attending you* You lost. Derpy is one of Equestria's best boxers.
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I can see why... her punches hit like stale muffins.
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Medic- And those 'derp eyes' of hers gives her an impressive peripheral vision. Very hard to punch her.
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So I could gather... so.... who's my next match against... as soon as I heal? Another mixed gender match? Or is it male vs. male?
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Medic- Maybe you'd avoid the mixed gender matches; you're facing too many powerful ladies lately.
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Well, if I avoid them, I seem cowardly.
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Medic- And by accepting them, you seem like a punching bag.
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Very funny. Are there any matches opening for me?
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Medic - We'll need to find out.
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Dawww...*cheers Derpy from the crowd*
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no me voy a ngh.. rendir sabes!! *le doy golpes en la cara*
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Derpy ni siente los golpes Β y te tira a la lona de un golpe a la quijada.
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Referà - La ganadora, y por mucho⦠DERPYYYYYYY!!
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Derpy stops and smiles as she's declared the winner.
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Awww, her smile is adorable.
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Derpy- Thanks!!
(Going to sleep now. Seriously, I'd been going to sleep quite late these last week)
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Derpy faces her next opponent, a large muscular stallion.
Muscular stallion - Hah! This retard stands no chance!
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Derpy, used to the 'retard' comments, isn't affected at all.
The stallion doesn't last 2 minutes against Derpy; he's knocked out cold in round 1.
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Derpy, where were you when Tirek attacked?
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Derpy - I was delivering a package⦠and when I arrived to the address, there were many other pegasi at the place, even the Wonderbolts. Then we found out Discord tricked all of us to be there; he sent the package that I had to deliver, the Wonderbolts got a distress call, and so on. That's how Tirek could drain the magic of so many pegasi at once.
(Did you see Derpy among the pegasi that tried stopping Tirek? She joined the Wonderbolts and other ponies.)
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You-she shouldn't even be able to see me correctly *faints*
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The crowd cheers wildly for Derpy now.
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Devin: why, why would I even dared to fight Derpy, everyone's favorite pony? *wobbels
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Derpy helps Devin so he doesn't faint.
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Devin: *lands on her
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Derpy cuddles him.
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Devin: *he was out on her
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