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Jose-Ramiro β Boxing You vs Derpy
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Published: 2014-02-02 07:58:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 15223; Favourites: 142; Downloads: 67
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Yep. Derpy's back; and stronger than ever.
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Vinyl and Octavia are watching the fight
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Hey Blind girl do you see me? or no? haha this will be eazy for me
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Derpy- I'm not blind, I just have derpy eyes. *pummels you* And I'm very strong.
She wins in round 1.
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Still cnat see me your eyes bad i will alwyas laugh on it and make you cry haha.
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Derpy - I already won. *poses in victory*
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But you dont hit me already how you can win my men eat your muffins you gonna cry huh? haha
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Derpy - Not if I win first. *knocking you out*
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Ok you want it, i have knife in hand and trying to hit you with it,you little bleeding
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Derpy blocks the knife attack and defeats you with ease.
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Round 2:Me:throw gloves out takeing knife and hit you in shoulder,stomach and face. a shit i want try hit your Eye,but still its good
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You get disqualified and imprisoned for using weapons in a boxing match.
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HAha nice try everybody who was trying to send me to jail is now print daisy from below.
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But now you're in a magical, equestrian jail.
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hm Fuck, and on how long i have it?
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Lawyer- For life, unless you get a pardon.
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Y despuΓ©s de la pelea.
Dinky: Β‘Vaya mami estuviste increΓble!
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Derpy *la abraza* Gracias, Dinky. *sonriendo*
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*coughs* There are things you mess up in, boxing is not one of them.
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Derpy - This is funny. *knocking out her opponent for good*
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*or so she thinks, after about 3 hours of healing, I regain consciousness* Well that went pear-shaped fast. Thanks doc, but I've got some unfinished business to take care of.
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Doc - She already defeated you. Leave that 'vendetta', for your own good.
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I ain't talking about that, doc. I'm talking about that. *points to a scene of destruction caused by robots*
Doc- Oh, that.
The robots have taken over almost everything.
Doc- Well, what are we going to do?
You stay here with the mercenaries and defend. I'll go and get help.
Doc- From who?
Just stay and defend!
*Runs out with a revolver*
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The medic sees this in awe.
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*after dodging rockets, bullets, and arrows, I arrive at a local gym, where Applejack is training* Oi! Applejack!
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AJ - Hi there!! *smiling*
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We've got a problem, a big problem. Robots are taking over everything. Not just any robots, though, robot copies of the mercanaries.
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AJ- Whoa. We must do something.Β
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Darn right we should. Mercinaries all over the world are defending, RED and BLU. You go get the others, and I'll go back to help the mercs.
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AJ nods and goes get the rest of the Mane 6.
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*meanwhile at the battlefield, the mercenaries aren't doing well*Β
Heavy- Get behind me doctor!
Medic- I am fully charged
Heavy- NOW DOCTOR!
*the heavy is back stabbed*
Robot spy- you died as you lived... morbidly obese!
*I gun the spy down with a shotgun*
You will not be missed, ya back stabbing snake.
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The Mane 6 and allies arrive, and start beating up the invaders.Β
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Nice of you to join the party, now let's show these gearheads what they're up against.
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They defeat all the enemies in no time.
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*the mercs cheer and congragulate each other andΒ the mane six when a loud microphone feedback sound pounds their eardrums*
Gray Mann- Attention mercanaries and... others, you may have destroyed one wave of my brilliant inventions, but their are more coming. Better, stronger, faster robots. You may all find them familiar, here's a blueprint. *shows an idea plan of a robot that looks exactly like AJ* Have fun! *laughs evily*
That guy! Stay here. *runs off*
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The heroes start chasing after them.
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I told you to stay back with the mercs. Gray made this personal between him and I. The mercs need all the help they can get. Stay away from gray.
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Just go! I'll be back. Count on it. *walks toward Gray's hideout*
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Gray- My master plan is perfect. Soon all of the badlands will be mine, wouldn't you say Radian?
Radian Conagher- This isn't right, Gray. My son is down there! While i'm sure he can hold his own with his works of genius, you still need to stop this.
Gray- Well Conagher, if you feel that way, maybe you should leave.
Radian- I think I will. I'm going to help my son. *walks out, leaving the door open for me, cloaked with an invis-a watch*
Me (thinking)- Need to find a safe place to uncloak and disguise. *sees a small opening behind some crates* Perfect. *uncloaks and disguises as Radian*
Gray- So, you've come crawling back?
Me- Ya, I'd rather work for you.
Gray- Good *turns to the window*
*I pull out a sapper and place it on Gray's life sustaining device*
Gray- AH! What the...? Radian!
Me- Not me! Spy around here!
*a RD bot slams me against the wall, choking me in the process*
Gray- Nice try Radian, or should I say, "Nice try Aether."
Me-*undisguises* Uh... This went bad. *pulls out a revolver and destroys the RD bot with one shot* Well Gray, it seems it's just you and me.
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Gray - I'm more than enough.
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Oh really? *pulls out an SMG*
Gray- Ya. *an army of robots, mercs and mane six come out of garage doors on the sides of the room*
Bring it, Gray, I can do this all night.
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LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET'S DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! *charges at the robots, gunning them down as I get closer*
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Most robots fall down instantly.
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Your precious army of robots won't save you now. This should have been done long ago. *points the revolver at Gray's forehead*
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*pulls trigger revealing gray was ubercharged and the bullet hits me in the arm* AH! What the hell?
Gray- I've also found a way to make an ubercharge invisable.
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Gray continues attacking.
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