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Jose-Ramiro β Helga vs Vicky - Boxing Beating
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Published: 2008-09-06 20:40:47 +0000 UTC; Views: 17261; Favourites: 174; Downloads: 87
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I usually don't do the fights this one-sided... unless I really dislike one of the fighters. (chuckles).In the blue corner, Helga 'Old Betsy' Pataki!
In the red corner, Vicky 'Icky' McDonald! (got the surname from spangladesh's stories)
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Usualmente no hago las peleas tan disparejas... a menos que de verdad me desagrade uno de los peleadores. (risas).
En la esquina azul, Helga 'Vieja Betsy' Pataki!
En la esquina roja, Vicky 'Icky' McDonald! (saquΓ© el apellido de las historias de spangladesh)
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Wow ! Vicky really sticks at boxing, she didn,t even give Helga a black eye !
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Either Vicky is a bad boxer, or Helga is just a terrific one.
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Helga *grins* And this is just round 2; luckily for her, I'm done toying with this redhead. G'night, Fool.
PUNCH!
(Vicky wakes up in the hospital, 2 days later)
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Vicky *groaning in pain* That girl had a horseshoe in each glove or what? No human can hit that hard.
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Only Helga pataky can.
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Vicky *groans* I demand her to get another blood test; I'm sure she is on steroids.
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Trust me,she isn't.
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Vicky- Really? I wanted to ask her for some.
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really,really.
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Vicky - Yeah, I need it!
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(On the meantime, Helga is at home, a bit confused)
Helga *checking some mail* Okay, the fans congratulating me on the fight, I understand it, but... Dimmsdale's kids wanting to name a street and a holiday after me?
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The kids in Dimmsdale hate Vicky^^
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Helga - Still, it's a bit too much.
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IΒ΄m loving see Vicky paying by all her sins!
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Yeah, who doesn't?
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Almost everybody,I presume. 
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'Twerp' is the way Vicky calls all kids; 'twerp' is like a despective way to call a pre-teen.
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This word was created by toonΒ΄s producers or are on the dictionaries
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I think it's a word from the show.
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No. It's a slang term. For example, Team Rocket used it when referring to Ash, Misty, and Brock in the originak Pokemon seasons.
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Thanks by information!
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You're welcome again.
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Vicky hopefully will have to spend some time in the hospital after this.
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And Helga will become a heroine for everyone in Dimmsdale.
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You'd almost feel sorry for Vicky.
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Yeah... until you remember how badly Vicky mistreats the kids she takes care of.
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That's why I said "almost"
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Vicky- Uh... don't move... I'll fight the three of you...
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Does she have good health insurance ?
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Helga- We'll find out. *throws punch*
WHAM!
(The hit sends Vicky the other side of the ring; she's unconscious before touching the mat. The referee stops the fight without even counting; Vicky isn't waking up even if he counts up to 1000)
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This fight is over.
MEDIC !
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Timmy- We have no medic right now. *shrugs* Since Vicky was losing and nobody cares about her, he left to buy a hamburger.
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Some professional, but seeing as how Vicky is, I guess you can't blame him.
* checks her vitals * Everything seems to be fine.
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After 2 hours...
Vicky *dizzy, not totally awake* I love you... you love me... we're a happy family...
Tootie- Uh, oh; guess she got some brain damage.
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No, I've seen this before.
She'll get better in a few minuites.
I think.
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Tootie- With Vicky, it's relative.
Vicky- Mary had a little lamb...
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Well, I can't say I feel sorry for her.
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Yeah, Vicky had deserved this for a long time.
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Now that's a beating.They look great.
They probably said something like this.
A hour later in the locker room.Tootie stood over Vicky's defeated bruise body.Their Vicky layed on the table for injured.
Tootie-Well,well dear sister.It like look you final call the wrong person twerp.*slightly giggle*
Vicky-..mmf.m..Trewp!*mumble with a wired jaw*
Tootie-Now,now big sis the doc told me you should move your jaw too much.
Vicky glared at her angerly.She might of lost the match with the blond trewp.But she still demaned her little sister to fear and repect her.
Tootie-In fact sense the doc give you some special pain medication you'll be weak as a kitten for days.
Vicky-Wha..mm?*wide eyed*
Tootie-Don't worry sis I'll take care of you like when you use too do me.*smile evily*
Vicky-*gulp*
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(At home)
Tootie- Oh, Vicky... I got your medication; and I added a few things to spice it. *evil grin*
(Vicky, in her weak state, can't escape and ends swallowing her medicine that has some nasty extras)
Tootie- Hope you like it; the castor oil and tabasco sauce are my own special touch.
(Vicky feels like getting sick but Tootie covers her mouth so she swallows back the horrible concoction)
Tootie- Now... a massage. *takes out two metal gauntlets and puts them on* Hope you enjoy this; I know I will.
(Vicky is now pretty scared but is comforted by knowing she'll beat Tootie when recovering)
Tootie- Oh, and forgot to tell you; I'm starting my judo, karate and wrestling lessons today at five. My teacher is a championess.
(Vicky gets back to scared; actually, terrified)
Vicky *thinking* I hate you, Karma!
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Well, considering all her bad karma, she deserves it...
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Yep; Vicky certainly deserves a beating; and coming from a girl who had been so neglected by her family, it's not just fair punishment for Vicky but terapeutic for Helga.
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Helga- Estoy en eso. *risa maligna* Espero que tengas un buen seguro mΓ©dico, Zopenca. *arroja el golpe*
MEGA-PUNCH!
Reportero- Y en otras noticias, la boxeadora Vicky ya puede comunicarse parpadeando y los doctores creen que pronto podrΓ‘ hablar de nuevo.
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