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Another request; Johnny Test and his rival/love interest, Sissy.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Otro pedido; Johnny Test y su rival/interΓ©s romΓ‘ntico, Sissy.
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Aw...Johnny and Sissy look great! Wish that could happen in the series!
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I think they actually kiss in one episode.
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Actually, they came close to it but never did kiss.
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Susan: Hmm, A girl who 'hates' a boy only to cover up the fact that she's in love with him.
Mary: Where have we seen this before?
(Bling-Bling Boy appears)
Bling-Bling Boy: It is I, Bling-Bling Boy! I have hacked into your lab computers once again to proclaim my love for Susan Test!
Susan: Oh, can it, FOOTBALL HEAD! (she turns off the computer, causing Bling-Bling Boy to vanish) Mary, you're making that 'I know something you don't' face again. Did I just quote what I think I did?
Mary: Yes, Susan. You quoted 'Hey Arnold!' again.
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Susan - Ugh, just remember I actually despise Bling Bling.
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Mary: I know you do. You're not exactly Helga Pataki reincarnated.
Susan: However, our brother knows someone who is!
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Mary - Yes, even if Sissy isn't exactly poetic.
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Susan: By the way, where is Johnny?
Mary: Over....there!
Susan: (screams) Not the Ultra-Reality Video Helmet! Where did you 'port him?
Mary: I used your 'Hey Arnold!: The Movie' DVD for the helmets and transported Johnny and Sissy to Arnold's hometown of Hillwood.
Susan: You mean that Johnny and Sissy are taking on Future Tech Industries all by themselves?
Mary: No, they've got Arnold and Gerald by their side. And, Susan..... How did you know the name of the company that tried to take down Arnold's neighborhood? Don't tell me you and Johnny snuck away to the lab while I wasn't looking on the release day of 'Hey Arnold!: The Movie' and watched it...WITHOUT ME! You know how much I loved watching 'Hey Arnold!' with you and Johnny! Why didn't you tell me?
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Susan *sweating and gulping* You... eh... well... I was hiding from Bling Bling, and Johnny had the idea of hiding me at the movie theater... and you know him, he always asks for something in return when he helps us... so I invited him to watch the movie while we were hidden in there.
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Mary: Another one of Johnny's 'Bling-Bling escape' plans worked out like a charm, I guess.
Susan: Hey, when you know your foe like Johnny knows Bling-Bling Boy, YOU CAN GET INSIDE HIS HEAD....THINK LIKE HIM AND DEFEAT HIM. But, enough about that. Mary, 'port me to where Johnny is!
Mary: Right! Ultra-Reality Teleportation in 5....4...3...2...1!
Susan: Woah! This is too cool! I'm in Hillwood! (people talking) What's that?
Johnny: Hey, sis! About time you showed up!
Sissy: I was about to ask Johnny what all the commotion's about.
Susan: It's alright, I saw this movie with Johnny the day it opened. This is where Mr. Green alerts the citizens of Hillwood of Mr. Scheck's plan. Quiet now, here's the report.
Arnold: What's going on Mr. Green?
Mr. Green: It's Scheck, he wants to buy up the whole neighborhood so he can tear it down and put up a fancy mall.
Sissy: Who's Scheck?
TV Reporter: The plan, which was approved moments ago, would allow Future Tech Industries to redevelop a six-square block area between 33rd and 39th Streets. Oh, I understand that the President and CEO of Future Tech Industries, Mr. Scheck, is about to make a statement.
Scheck: (to the Mayor) Thank you. I'm delighted about the mayor's support of our urban renewal plan. Although some of you in the affected area will have some concerns about how this plan will affect your homes and businesses, let me assure you, change is good. This plan represents the end of urban decay, the end of your broken-down shops and apartment buildings, the end of antiquated and dilapidated storefronts. It's time for a new world. Out with the old, in with the new. It's time to put the past behind us. I have seen the future and it's FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES.
Johnny: What's wrong with old things? Some old things are great!
Susan: Like Mrs. Vitello!
Mr. Green: This has been going on for months! The council voted against it, but the mayor's lettin' him do it anyway! I never thought that he could pull it off.
Arnold: What does this all mean?
Sissy: Yeah, what does it mean?
Mr. Green: It means they want us all to move out so Scheck and and his big corporation can move in! We can't take this lying down! We should do something!
Harold: But what can we do?
Arnold: We can refuse to sell our houses!
Gerald: We can sign a petition!
Arnold: Yeah! Let everyone know that this is our neighborhood and we're not gonna give it up without a fight!
Helga: (from a roof) Arnold! What an annoying little goody two-shoes. What a dopey little dreamer. What a corny little cornball. Always walking around trying to get everyone to look on the bright side and do the right thing. How I despise him. And yet... I love him! I love him! I love his unerring sense of right and wrong. I love his insistence on the needs of the many over the needs of the few. But most of all I love how his hair smells up close, then he looks at me and I make an excuse for being so close. Then I insult him to cover up the secret, adoring feelings which I have so long and painfully harbored. Oh, Arnold!
Arnold: Mr. Green can write the petition...
Mr. Green: Say no more, Arnold! I'm already working on it!
Arnold: We'll get everyone in the whole neighborhood to sign it!
Helga: What if you lose? What if the neighborhood is torn down, you have to move away, and we're separated and we never see each other again, and I never tell you how I really feel about you? Oh, Arnold, how I love you.
Brainy: (appears inside a chimney) (wheezing)
(Helga sucker-punches Brainy)
Sissy: Helga's such a bully.
Susan: But there's a method to her madness.
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Sissy - Good point... I actually like her attitude.
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Johnny: Look at that! Looks like they're putting something up on that building over there!
Sissy: 'Scheck-vision'? I don't like the look or sound of this, guys.
Susan: This is the part where FTi inputs that giant screen that counts down the number of days until construction of the Mall-Plex begins. Look over there, you guys.
Johnny: (reading) '30 Days Until Construction Begins'
Sissy: Johnny or Susan, fill me in here. What does this all mean for Arnold and friends?
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Susan - Getting kicked out of their homes.
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Sissy: Well, we can't have that! There's only one thing to do now...BEAT SCHECK AT HIS OWN GAME! Question is: How are we going to do that? I have no clue because I haven't seen this movie.
Johnny: I do believe that there's a document somewhere that claims this neighborhood as a National Historic Landmark. Before we get to that, we have to go through an entire montauge sequence of protests from the 'Hey Arnold!' crew. Of course, that includes....
Susan: BLOCKAPALOOZA!
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Sissy - So, we enjoy this protest, or go directly to find the document?
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Johnny: Cue protest montage!
LATER...
(board now shows '6 Days Until Construction Begins')
Jolly Olly Man: Yeah, 6 days to go and then SAYONARA, SUCKERS! (evil laugh)
Arnold: 6 days left. Just enough time to try one last big thing.
Rhonda: How about a party? You always throw the most outrΓ© parties, Arnold.
Sissy: What does she mean by outrΓ©, guys?
Johnny: It's just a fancy way of saying magnificent. Rhonda's rich, she can do what she wants.
Susan: Not necessarily.
Arnold: YEAH! A block party! With music and food! The music will be so loud that we'll end up on the news! The people would get exicted and the mayor will have to change her mind and stop the bulldozers!
Stinky: What do we call it?
Gerald: Block Power, baby.
Stinky: Blockenanny?
Eugene: Block 'Til You Drop!
Johnny: Wait for it.... NOW!
(Eugene falls)
Sissy: Right on cue.
Gerald: It's A Block Thing. Y'all Wouldn't Know.
Arnold: How about 'Blockapalooza'?
(everyone cheers)
Arnold: Blockapalooza!
Gerald: This Staurday is the day! Get your tickets while their hot!
Nick Vermicelli: "Save the Neighborhood", "Blockapalooza"? THIS WE DON'T NEED! (calls Scheck) It's Nick, I think we have a problem.
(music begins playing)
Helga: Blockapalooza? Oh, please!
TV Reporter: It's called 'Blockapalooza', a last-ditch effort to save an old, forgotten neighborhood from the wrecking ball. A classic story about the little guy pitted against the corporate giant.
Big Bob: They're gonna mess up the whole deal!
Nick: Relax, it's all taken care of! We intercepted their permit, making their whole assemblage illegal.
Arnold: You know what this is about! It's our last chance to stand up and tell Future Tech Industries that we won't sell! We won't let 'em tear down our neighborhood!
(police cars suddenly appear)
Gerald: What's going on?
Sissy: Yeah, what's going on?
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Johnny - The police... RUN BEFORE WE GET JAILED FOR THE REST OF THIS MOVIE!!!
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Susan: Relax, Johnny. They can't see us. We're safe behind these bushes.
SPAT Officer: This whole assemblage is illegal!
Arnold: But we filed a permit!
Officer: We never got a permit.
Johnny: It's Scheck! He's doing everything in his power to stop Arnold from saving his neighborhood.
Sissy: I wonder if that Nick Vermicelli character has anything to do with this.
Grandpa: Well, Shortman, better try and get Grandman out of jail and then start packing.
Arnold: Wait! Come Back! Come Back!
LATER...
Arnold: Just 2 more days. There's gotta be something we can do.
Gerald: Like what? Face it, Arnold! You've done your best. 2 days from now, Scheck'll win and we'll have to move on!
Arnold: I'm not going down without a fight, Gerald! I'm heading to Grandpa's house. If anyone can think of a way out of this, he can.
Grandpa: Hey, Shortman!
Arnold: Hi, Grandpa. What are you doing?
Grandpa: Oh, just packing up the last of your stuff. Everyone else has sold. Scheck owns everything in the neighborhood except for this house. You know, my grandpa won this house back in the 1800s from some guy he fought in the Tomato Incident!
Arnold: The Tomato Incident?
Sissy: What's The Tomato Incident?
Johnny: Listen to Arnold's Grandpa, then you'll know.
Grandpa: The Yanks won this neighborhood from the British in the Pig War. Until then, we had to pay taxes on everything. We got so upset about this new Tomato Tax that the British passed that a riot broke out. The Redcoats were ordered to arrest all protesters with General Archibald von Scheck leading the charge.
Sissy: von Scheck?
Grandpa: Wonder if he's any relation. Anyway, during the riot, truckloads of British tomatoes were flung everywhere, including a full wheelbarrow of 'em that sent the Redcoats into a hasty retreat!
Arnold: If that battle took place right here in front of the boarding house, then this neighborhood would qualify as a National Historic Landmark, never to be torn down by anyone.
Grandpa: Well, I do believe there's a document about it somewhere.
Arnold: If I can retreive that document, I can show it to the mayor and she'll stop the bulldozers!
Grandpa: You're a bold kid, Arnold! I'm with ya! You better hurry before the bulldozers roll!
Arnold: I'm already on it, Gramps! Thanks!
Grandpa: Don't mention it, Shortman!
Gerald: Alright, Arnold. I'm in. So, what's the plan?
Arnold: We get the document claiming this neighborhood a National Landmark and then head uptown and show it to the mayor!
Gerald: Right, and we're going to do it all in the next...46 hours and 19 minutes.
Arnold: Yup.
Gerald: Should be plenty of time.
Sissy: Was Gerald serious about that statement or was he being sarcastic?
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Johnny - He's Gerald; the guy is probably doing both at once.
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Sissy: Like Joe Rogan, comedian, UFC commentator and host of the US version of 'Fear Factor'.
Johnny: Sissy, you're lucky that Mary's not here.
Sissy: Why, Johnny? Is Mary a big fan of 'Fear Factor'?
Susan: Uh, yeah. If you see her in front of a TV while Fear Factor's on, it's impossible to get her away from it. To tell the truth, she's even tried a few of the stunts that were seen on the show.
Sissy: Apparently SOMEONE blatantly disregarded the disclaimer that's said at the top of every show.
Johnny: Quiet! They're talking with Mr. Bailey!
Mr. Bailey: Did you say Dolly's Donuts? I've been going to Dolly's for 30 years! No one makes a cruller like Dolly! Tearing down an institution like Dolly's Donuts is savage! Now, come on, boys! We've got a document to find! (he starts typing)
LATER...
Mr. Bailey: As soon as this computer stops beeping, it will tell you the exact location of your Tomato Incident document.
Arnold: (reading) 'The Location of Your Document Is: Unknown'.
Mr. Bailey: I'm sorry, fellas.
Arnold: It's alright, Mr. Bailey. You tried your hardest.
Mr. Bailey: Arnold, Gerald, don't give up. I know this guy, the city medical examiner. He may be a bit looney, but he's a well known history buff. He's got a whole bunch of records on old historical papers. I bet ya dollars to Dolly's Donuts that he could help you find that document.
Arnold: Where can we find him?
Mr. Bailey: The City Morgue, 1104 Bartlett Drive.
Gerald: Thanks, Mr. Bailey!
Mr. Bailey: No problem, boys!
AT THE CITY MORGUE...
Gerald: Looks like they're closed.
Arnold: No time to come back later. We're going in!
Gerald: You first.
Arnold: Hello? Hello? Hello?
Coroner: Aha! I was just taking a nap. Didn't mean to sacre you, I scare a lot of people, but it's all a part of the job, I guess. Anyway, what can I do for you boys?
Johnny: Is it just me, or does the City Coroner sound a lot like Doc Brown from 'Back to the Future' and The Hacker from 'CyberChase'?
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Sissy - Yes, you got it right.
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Susan: The coroner's voiced by Chrisopher Lloyd, voice of The Hacker on PBS's 'Cyberchase' and the man behind Doc Brown's character in the 'Back To The Future' series. Shh! They're talking!
Coroner: The Tomato Incident did in fact occur. It was a major turning point in the birth of a country. I just happen to have a file on it right here! (opens drawer and finds a dead body) Oops, wrong drawer. (opens another drawer) Here it is! Now, there was a document that proclaimed your neighborhood a National Landmark, not a particularly well-known document, but official, none the less.
Arnold: What happened to it?
Coroner: It was sold to a collector at an auction 5 years ago. No record of a name, but there's an address. 66613 Riverside Highway, it's out on the peninsula.
Sissy: I'm getting a bad feeling about that address that the Coroner gave.
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Johnny - I already saw this movie, and this guy still freaks me out.
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Susan: You know what he said: It's just the nature of the job. Besides, you were just 8 years old when this movie first came out!
Johnny: Yeah, that's true. Another guy that used to freak me out in this film is SCHECK HIMSELF. That guy's horrible. Quiet! We're here!
Murray: Future Tech Industries.
Sissy: I was right, wasn't I?
Johnny: Future Tech Industries?
Sissy: The document that could save Arnold's neighborhood is in the hands of Future Tech? What do we do now?
Arnold: I think it's time to have a 'chat' with Mr. Scheck.
Susan: He took the words right out of my mouth.
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Johnny - Anyway, you were gonna take it out of the script.
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Susan: Can't do that. Once a line's in the final draft of a script, it can't be removed.
Johnny: Oh.
Sissy: C'mon! We got a developer to stop!
Head of Security: You can't talk to Mr. Scheck.
Arnold: Why not?
Head of Security: Can't be seeing him without an appointment.
Arnold: OK, then we'll make one.
Head of Security: Mr. Scheck doesn't make appointments.
Sissy: What kind of businessman doesn't make appointments?
Susan: Apparently Scheck.
Gerald: Alright, you have a nice day. (Arnold & Gerald run for Scheck's office)
Johnny: Let's follow 'em!
Scheck: Security?
Head of Security: Yes, Mr. Scheck?
Scheck: There's two young boys in the hallway 40 feet from your desk, catch them and bring them to me.
Head of Security: Yes, sir.
Scheck: (singing) Life is just a bowl of cherries.
Head of Security: We found these boys wandering the halls unescorted.
Scheck: Unescorted? Without security clearance?
Head of Security: Yes, sir!
Scheck: This is serious, isn't it?
Head of Security: Yes, sir!
Scheck: We can't have young boys wandering the halls of Future Tech Industries unescorted without security clearance, now can we?
Head of Security: No, sir.
Scheck: No, sir! And these boys just snuck past security and wandered about the building unescorted, is that about the size of it?
Head of Security: Yes, sir!
Scheck: WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT?
Head of Security: Sir?
Scheck: You're the head of Security, aren't you?
Head of Secuirty: Sir, yes, Sir!
Scheck: Is that all you can say is 'Sir! Yes, sir! Sir!'?
Head of Security: No, sir!
Scheck: There he goes again. I'll tell you what, WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR POST AS HEAD OF SECURITY! WHO KNOWS HOW MANY OTHER YOUNG BOYS COULD BE WANDERING THE HALLS OF FUTURE TECH INDUSTRIES WHILE YOU'RE STANDING HERE LIKE A BIG OAF SAYING 'SIR! YES, SIR! SIR!'
Head of Security: Yes, sir!
Scheck: What can you do with a character like that? He's like a wind-up doll. I'll tell you, it's hard to get good help nowadays. It must be upsetting getting dragged unceremoniously into my office like this but I can't have young boys wandering the halls of my company unescorted. You understand? My name is Scheck. Who might you be?
Arnold: My name is Arnold and this is my friend Gerald. We live in the neighborhood that you want to tear down.
Scheck: That I'm GOING to tear down.
Arnold: But we heard that there was a government document that says the whole neighborhood's a National Historic Landmark and can't be torn down by anyone!
Scheck: I've heard about that document, too. In fact, I had my people look into it. You know what they found? The document doesn't exist. It's just a big rumor, bogus. I assure you that if such a document existed, I'd never go through with my plan.
Arnold: But it must exist! It was part of a collection of local historical papers!
Scheck: Look, my yound friend, as much as I admire your thoroughness and direct approach, the fact remains. I don't have the document, you don't have the document. So the neighborhood's coming down. Any questions?
Gerald: What if we tell you that we don't buy your story?
Scheck: Security.
Sissy: That's harsh.
Johnny: What do you expect from the main villain of the movie?
Sissy: Harsher punishment.
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Susan - Very good point.
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Johnny: I think we should try the Fairly OddParents 3-part special, 'Wishology' next. Honestly, I don't understand why anyone would hate 'Wishology'.
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Susan - Because everyone got memory-erased at the end so nobody remembers what Timmy did for everyone?
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Johnny: Possibly. QUIET! They're talking about Scheck's plan!
Gerald: Face it, Arnold! There's nothing we can do about Scheck's plan!
Arnold: I'm not ready to give up yet! There has to be something we can do!
Gerald: It would take some sort of miracle. (phone rings)
Arnold: Hello?
Deep Voice: The document you're looking for exists. They're hiding it from you. It's hidden at FTi in the room behind Scheck's desk in a safe deposit box. Nick Vermicelli has the key. Find him and you'll find the key.
Arnold: Who are you and how do you know this?
Deep Voice: Call me Deep Voice. Let's just say, I know. I'll be in touch. (hangs up)
Gerald: I'm sorry I ever doubted you. I'm in, man! What's the plan?
Arnold: We find Nick Vermicelli and spy on him until he discloses the location of the key. Then, we head to FTi, evade the guards and grab the document. If we make it that far, all we have to do is head uptown, deliver the document to the mayor and she'll declare the neighborhood a National Landmark and stop the bulldozers!
Gerald: That's one long plan, Arnold.
Arnold: I know, but we have to do it if we want to save the neighborhood. Plus, we'll need some equipment.
Gerald: This may sound crazy, but I know this girl, Bridget. She's kind of an equipment specialist, lives on the other side of town. I know she'll help us.
Susan: Arnold's a bold kid.
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Mary - Yeah... but maybe he's doing wrong this time, I mean, change can be good.
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Susan: WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON, MARY?
Mary: I'm on Arnold's side!
Susan: OH, YEAH? WELL, YOU COULD'VE FOOLED ME!
Sissy: Quiet! Arnold & Gerald are here!
Arnold: You sure she's here?
Gerald: Of course! At least, that's according to Fuzzy Slippers.
Arnold: How do you know she'll help us?
Gerald: Because that's what Bridget does! She helps people. That's how the legend goes.
Arnold: Maybe she's not home.
Gerald: What's this?
Arnold: I don't think you should touch that, Gerald.
Gerald: Aw, come on, Arnold! (pushes button) (Arnold & Gerald are caught in a net)
Bridget: Okay, which one of you touched my button?
Arnold & Gerald: ME!
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Johnny - I want to touch her button too!!! *grins*
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Mary: EASY THERE, SPEEDY GONZALEZ! She's way too out of your leauge.
Susan: Besides, you've already got a girlfriend!
Johnny: Yeah, don't remind me.
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Sissy frowns at Johnny.
Johnny - Aw, you know I'm just kidding, Sissy. *grins* Besides, it's easier for me to touch that button than any of my sisters becoming Gil's girl.
Susan and Mary - HEY!!!
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Johnny: I know. I'm just sayin'.
Sissy: QUIET DOWN! Bridget just finished going over the gadgets.
Bridget: The neighborhood is counting on you. Good luck, boys. (she kisses Gerald, causing him to faint)
Susan: I expected that to happen. I saw this movie before.
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Johnny - And Gerald made all the guys in the audience to feel jealous or envious.
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Why can't hey just be together on the show, this would've made that lame show more enjoyable
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Yeah... in one episode, they actually fall in love, but Johnny fears this will be the end of his freedom, so goes back in time to stop himself from falling in love with Sissy.
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Me; Oohh Johnny, just be her boyfriend man its not that hard, she secretly likes you so secretly like her back!
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Johnny- But then, we'd eventually marry when we grow up... and I don't wanna have that responsibility, never, ever!
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Me: Like your dad, you know wat he wants from you.
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Johnny- No, I have no idea. *pause* Well, except being in time for dinner.
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Me: Yeah but that meatloaf(Blegh), but one day you will be jealous when Sissy finds a boyfriend and she will be jealous when you have a girlfriend.
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Johnny - Pfft, yeah, right.
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Dukey: Oh it'll happen one day Johnny you'll see.
Me: See, even Dukey agrees with me.
(Sissy shows up)
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