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A little 'friends at the beach' pic; Lil, Tommy, Kimi and Phil ready to enjoy the summer.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Un pequeΓ±o dibujo de 'amigos en la playa'; Lil, Tommy, Kimi y Phil listos para disfrutar del verano.
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Phil - Something I'll never forgive myself for.
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Tommy: Yeah, when you saw Ms. Tang, it was pretty much 'game over' for you and Kimi. You left the door open for a direct attack.
Phil: I had nothing to gain and everything to gain.
Tommy: And you lost it, mainly Kimi, to me!
Phil: Yeah, guess I did. How am I supposed to compete with the greatest of us all?
Tommy: No one can, Phil. They don't call me 'Tommy the Great' for nothing!
Phil: You've got everything! Perfect grades, perfect sinuses, perfect teeth....and Kimi.
Tommy: Well, the part about Kimi was mainly your doing.
Kimi: Yeah, you just HAD to go looking at another girl! BIG MISTAKE!
Phil: Oh, rub it in, why don't ya!
Tommy: Nice one, Kimi! Giving Phil the riot act for his big mistake!
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Kimi- Heh, I'm good at that.
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Tommy: Well, he deserved it. He looked at another girl while he was dating you and it cost him dearly.
Kimi: BIG TIME!
Tommy: I took advantage of Phil's mistake and now look at where we are, Kimi.
Kimi: Yeah. We've become the new 'power couple' in school, Tommy.
Tommy: And we owe it all to Phil. I guess now we know the REAL reason Chuckie went into his Ranger form after your duel with Lil.
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Phil - Come on, guys, stop rubbing it on me.
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Chuckie: Well, it's your fault that you lost Kimi! I caught you red-handed looking at another girl while you were dating my sister!
Kimi: Which in turn led to me breaking up with you, Phil.
Tommy: And the breakup led to Kimi & I FINALLY hooking up.
Phil: Man, why do I always end up like Caitlin from '6teen'?
Lil: It's because your boy chemistry is all out of whack, Philip!
Phil: Great! While another one slips away, Tommy's able to take advantage of my slip-up and snatch Kimi right out from under my nose.
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Lil - And this gives Chuckie the push he needed to pair up with Angelica.
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Phil: TOO TRUE, LILLIAN!
Dil: How much longer until Tommy unties Kimi's bikini top?
Angelica: In 3, 2, 1. (Kimi's bikini top is untied) Yep, there it goes.
Chuckie: You called it, Angie. Tommy & Kimi REALLY enjoy being with each other.
Phil: No doubt about it, Chuck!
Dil: Is it just me or is Tommy becoming the second coming of Johnny Bravo?
Chuckie: Seriously, Dil. You've been way too many cartoons. Sure, he may dress like him on occasion, but Tommy is NOTHING like Johnny Bravo. Tommy's more popular than him and he gets all the girls.
Tommy: But there's only one woman for me....and that's the beautiful Kimi.
Kimi: Oh, Tommy! Stop it! You're making me as red as a Charmander!
Tommy: Well, then I'll just keep going. Kimi, I love everything about you! Your beautiful purple hair, your wonderful figure and your shining brown eyes.
Kimi: Oh, Tommy! That's so sweet of you to say! Come here, my Red Ranger! (kisses him)
Tommy: Oh, how I loved that. How about another hot make out session, Kimi?
Kimi: I'm game!
Tommy: Well now, let me feel those soft lips of yours, Kimi.
Kimi: Kiss me, Thomas Pickles! (they make out)
Dil: NOT AGAIN! I feel like I'm losing my brother right before my own eyes!
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Phil *groaning* And I continue watching what I missed.
Lil - And Angelica and Chuckie continue following that example.
Behind them, Angelica and Chuckie start doing as Kimi and Tommy.
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Dil: Well, you have Tommy to thank for that.
Tommy: Indirectly, of course. I got together with Kimi, which allowed Chuckie to lighten up and FINALLY realize his love for Angelica. Don't think this means I won't be keeping an eye on you!
Chuckie: That goes double for you, Tommy!
Tommy: Trust me, Chuckie. Kimi and I know what we're doing. Besides, you know me well enough to be assured that I would NEVER do anything bad to Kimi!
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Angelica- And you know Chuckie enough to know he'd never do anything bad to me... and we all know I don't wanna lose him so I'm restraining from doing bad again.
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Tommy: Just watch those hands of yours, Chuckie.
Chuckie: Same goes for you, Tommy.
Tommy: DRAT!
Chuckie: GOT YA!
Tommy: Curse my overactive boy chemistry.
Dil: What happened, bro?
Tommy: My hands were in the wrong places on Kimi.
Dil: Not again, Tommy! How many times are you gonna get caught by Chuckie for that?
Tommy: Well, I can't help it if my girlfriend's super hot!
Kimi: No, no you can't.
Tommy: Might I suggest that we escape the 'Chuckie-zone' and head back to your beach towel?
Kimi: Good plan. Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
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Tommy smirks slyly at her.
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Kimi: Tommy, you have that look again! What's with the look, Tommy?
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Tommy- My look that says 'I want you now, Kimi'.
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Phil: Something tells me that Tommy is going to have YET ANOTHER makeout session with Kimi.
Dil: Well, that....and then some. I suggest we retreat to the safe zone near Chuckie and Angelica, Phil.
Phil: Right. Let's leave Tommy & Kimi alone for now.
Tommy: What's with Dil and the others, Kimi?
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Kimi- Ah, they don't like us being so 'affective' in public. *chuckles* If they go near Chuckie and Angelica, they'll end seeing the same.
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Tommy: Ouch. That's double trouble for the Dil and the others. (flirtatiously) Now, where were we, Kimi?
Kimi: I think we were about to make out again, Tom-Tom.
Tommy: Well, I don't mind it one bit, Kimi-cub!
Kimi: Come here, Tommy! (she jump tackles him as they kiss passionately)
Tommy: You still got the magic touch, Kimi!
Kimi: When it comes to my boyfriend, I bring the heat....literally.
Tommy: You've certainly pulled out all the stops this time. You're the picture of perfection, Kimi.
Kimi: I know, Tommy. (she looks at his swim trunks and blushes) Is that a baseball bat in your swim trunks or are you VERY happy to see me?
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Tommy *grins* You know the truth, Kimi.
Behind them, they hear the rest of the group groaning.
Phil - Oh, man... we left Tommy and Kimi to avoid watching them, and now Chuckie and Angelica are like, 2 steps far from making Kimi an aunt!
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Lil: Wouldn't surprise me if Chuckie did just that. You know how he and Angelica are around each other!
Dil: Only a matter of time before they have a Rugrat of their own.
Phil: What about Tommy and Kimi? If you ask me, they're just like Chuckie and Angelica!
Dil: If they keep up what they're doing, Chuckie and I are going to be uncles! (laughs)
Tommy: (blushes) Don't exaggerate, bro.
Kimi: PHIL! DIL! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! YOU'RE EMBARASSING TOMMY!
Phil: WOAH! One thing I learned from dating Kimi....NEVER MAKE HER MAD!
Tommy: I got this one, Kimi. I SUMMON HAMON, LORD OF STRIKING THUNDER!
Phil: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, DIL!
Dil: RIGHT BEHIND YOU, PHIL!
Tommy: That oughta sacre 'em off. HAMON, RETURN! (Hamon returns to Tommy's deck) Now, Kimi....where were we?
Kimi: As I recall, we were making out on my PokΓ©mon beach towel.
Tommy: Well, let's pick up where we left off!
Kimi: Come here, tiger! (they kiss)
Tommy: You never cease to amaze me, Kimi. (seductively) Up for another round, Kimi-cub?
Kimi: (flirty) You know it, Tom-cat! (they kiss again)
Dil: I never knew Tommy was so popular with the girls.
Phil: Even if that's true, there's only one girl for him....
Chuckie: ....And it just so happens to be my sister.
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Lil - Hey, weren't' you... doing mature stuff with Angelica?
Angelica- Yes, we're taking a recess. *grins* My mighty man deserves it.
Chuckie chuckles and blushes a bit.
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Phil: Chuckie, aren't you worried that Tommy might go off the 'mature activity scale' with Kimi?
Chuckie: HEY! I trust Tommy completely! I know that he wouldn't do anything to hurt Kimi.
Lil: NO, not that! I mean the same thing you do with Angelica!
Chuckie: Well, if Tommy doesn't mind it with Angelica and I, then I guess it's alright for him and Kimi.
Dil: I hope you're right, Chuckie.
MEANWHILE.....
Kimi: Oh, Tom-cat?
Tommy: Yes, Kimi-cub?
Kimi: Do you mind it if we go to the 'Chuckie/Angelica' level with our love, Tommy?
Tommy: Are you sure about this, Kimi-cub?
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Angelica- Besides, I take my own 'measures' to play it safe. I even gave some to Kimi, just in case.
xxxxx
Kimi *nodding* Angelica gave me some of her pills, and I started taking them 2 days ago, just to be safe.
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Tommy: I sure hope Angelica's right, Kimi. If those 'certain consequences' of going 'over the top' with our love happen, I'll never hear the end of it from Chuckie.
Kimi: Only one way to find out if Angelica's right....Are you up for Round 2, Tommy?
Tommy: No doubt about it, Kimi! I'm ready whenever you are, Kimi-cub!
Kimi: (seductively) Well, let the games begin! (they start making out)
Chuckie: I sure hope you're right about your 'measures', Angelica. I blame you if Kimi ends up as the next casualty of the teen pregnancy epidemic.
(the group is astonished)
Chuckie: Yes, I do watch 'World News Tonight'. It's where I get all my info on recent issues and it comes on right before my favorite TV show, 'NCIS'.
Kimi: Yeah, blame me and Tommy for getting him hooked on that show. Agent Gibbs' head slaps are the highlight of every episode!
Tommy: Not to mention....the kick-butt theme song! [link]
Kimi: Speaking of 'NCIS', Tommy is hosting a viewing party for the season 10 premiere!
Lil: COOL! When's it all goin' down?
Dil: September 25th, the day of the season premiere. Oh, I forgot to mention that it's not just going to be 'NCIS', but also the spin-off, 'NCIS: Los Angeles'!
Phil: Aw, man! We're SO THERE!
Angelica: No kidding! September 19th, it's 'Survivor', 'Hawaii Five-O' on Monday, 'NCIS' and 'NCIS: Los Angeles' on Tuesday and 'The Amazing Race' season 21 on Sunday! This September's gonna rock!
Kimi: Well, this summer's already rocking for me! I've got the best boyfriend in the world right here!
Tommy: Oh, Kimi-cub! (laughs and kisses Kimi)
Chuckie: Seriously, Angelica. You better hope your 'measures' work. I'm so blaming you if Kimi ends up like the millions of other teenage girls around the world who fell victim to this epidemic.
Kimi: CHILLAX, CHUCKIE! Tommy knows what he's getting himself into.
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Angelica- And those pills are good. *grins at Chuckie* They had worked for us, isn't it?
Chuckie grins, hugs her and carries her bridal style.
Chuckie - Round 15?
Angelica- You know it. *they leave*
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Phil: OKAY. This has gone WAY out of hand.
Lil: Affirmative.
MEANWHILE, WITH TOMMY AND KIMI....
Tommy: Kimi-cub?
Kimi: Yes, Tom-cat?
Tommy: I hope the 'methods' Angelica talked about work, otherwise I'll never hear the end of it from your brother.
Kimi: CHILLAX, TOMMMY! We've been friends for as long as I can remember. I'm sure you know what you're getting yourself into.
Tommy: I've always been the daredevil of the group. However, I'm not so sure that it's gonna help me this time, Kimi. This is a whole new endeavor for both of us.
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Kimi - I know. But remember, Chuckie is the cautious one; if he's willing to take this 'risk' with Angelica, you can be sure her pills work.
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Tommy: Well, I'll take your word for it, Kimi.
LATER.....
Kimi: Wow, Tommy! That was exhilirating!
Tommy: Not bad for a rookie, eh?
Kimi: I never doubted you for a second, Tommy!
Tommy: That's my girl! Tough as nails, just like me! (gasps)
Kimi: What's wrong, Tommy?
Tommy: 4 girls, all wearing purple swimsuits....this can only mean one thing: THE ASHLEYS ARE HERE.
Kimi: ASHLEYS?!
Tommy: Yes, the Ashleys are here.
Kimi: Well, this is so SCANDALOUS!
Tommy: Great. My girlfriend just turned into an Ashley.
Kimi: Not really.
Tommy: Well, good thing you're not like those 4. Here they come.
Ashley A: Hey, Tommy! How are you and the other Rugrats?
Tommy: Well, me and the gang are fine. Thanks for asking. Oh, and in case you didn't notice, girls, I have a girlfriend!
Ashleys: WHAT?!
Tommy: Yeah, it's true. Kimi and I are FINALLY DATING!
Ashley A: Congrats, Tommy! Always knew you and Kimi would get together. Tommy, you and Kimi are a perfect couple....even though Kimi's not nearly as beautiful as ME!
Tommy: Ashley A....
Ashley A: Yeah, Tommy?
Tommy: You wouldn't want me to bring out my Dragon Master Knight again, would you?
Ashley A: NO! NOT HIM AGAIN!
Ashley Q: What's wrong, Ashley A?
Ashley A: Last year, I dueled Tommy in a little exhibition match. I had him down to his last 400 Life Points. I was about to win, until....
Tommy (flashback): I ACTIVATE POLYMERIZATION! This will fuse my 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons to summon Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon! But, that's not all! I'll use Versago the Destroyer's effect to copy the Black Luster Soldier! Now, I'll activate INSTANT FUSION! This allows me to fuse my Dragon and my Soldier to form the DRAGON MASTER KNIGHT! I'll reveal my face-down card! MEGAMORPH! If my Life Points are lower than yours, my Knight's Attack Points get doubled! Now, Dragon Master Knight, use your 10000 Attack Points to attack Cyber End Dragon and wipe out the rest of Ashley's Life Points! SABER BLAST! (Cyber End Dragon is destroyed)
Ashley A (flashback): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (Ashley A: 2600 -> 0 Life Points)
Tommy: Looks like I win.
(flashback ends)
Ashley A: That Dragon Master Knight's been the bane of my dueling career for far too long!
Ashley B: WAIT! TIME OUT! YOU PLAY DUEL MONSTERS, ASHLEY A?
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Ashley B - That's a geeky hobby! Nothing an Ashley should play!!!!
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Ashley A: Who cares if it's geeky? I'm, like, proud that I'm a Duelist!
Tommy: Wow, Ashley A, that was so....
Kimi & Tommy: SCANDALOUS!
Ashley A: I know, I get that a lot when my Duel Monsters addiction comes up.
Phil: Hey, Tommy! (shocked) Wow! I never knew you were so popular with the ladies.
Tommy: Well, now you do.
Chuckie: Is that who I think it is?
Lil: Are they....THE ASHLEYS?
Ashley B: Whatever gave you that completely correct idea, Deville?
Angelica: Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because you're all wearing the same color swimsuit and your favorite saying is SCANDALOUS!
Ashley A: Well, that was a dead giveaway.
Tommy: You have no idea how popular I was with girls, Angelica. Ashley A and Ashley Q had monster crushes on me!
Ashley Q: Well, it's true. Tommy's an absolute hunk! I don't understand why he took Kimi instead of me or Ashley A!
Kimi: Ashley Q, have you ever seen Kim Possible?
Ashley Q: Oh my god, that's our most favorite show! Right, Ashleys?
Ashleys: SCANDALOUS!
Ashley A: Oh, that's right. In 'So The Drama', Kim FINALLY got together with her best friend, Ron. It only seemed right that Tommy got together with his best female friend, Kimi. Normally, I'd insult her, but if I do, then Tommy'll get out his Dragon Master Knight and you know how much I hate that card.
Ashley B: Yeah, we know.
Ashley T: Ever since your duel with Tommy, you've spent every recess in the clubhouse improving your deck to counter the Dragon Master Knight, not knowing of any modifications that Tommy may have made to his deck.
Ashley Q: Remember, Ashley A, Tommy's on the same level as Yugi Muto and his granfather owns a game shop.
Ashley A: So he's always one step ahead of the game.
Tommy: Don't you fret, Ashley A! The more you practice, the better you'll get. Who knows, one day you may be able to defeat me!
Ashley A: You really think so, Tommy?
Tommy: I don't think....I KNOW! So, Ashley A, how goes the search for a boyfriend?
Ashley A: Not well, Tommy. Apparently no one knows a beautiful woman when they see one. (looks at Dil) What's with your brother? It looks like he's fallen into a trance.
Tommy: I think he likes you, Ashley A.
Dil: Is it that obvious, T? Yes, I like you, Ashley Armbruster! I know I might be a little offbeat, but that's who I am!
Ashley A: Dil, it doesn't matter if you're offbeat, as you say. Your brother told me all about you and your obsession with the paranormal. That's what I want in a boyfriend. I want someone who's not afraid to express himself and can stare fear in the eye. You're a lot like your brother, Dil.
Dil: I may not be the daredevil my brother is, but when it comes down to it, I'm just as awesome as my big bro!
Ashley A: Okay, don't go overboard, Dil. Just shut up and kiss me, Alien-boy!
Dil: Whatever you say, Ashley! (they kiss)
Tommy: Well, Dil, looks like you finally got a girlfriend.
Dil: I owe it all to you, Tommy.
Tommy: Don't mention it, Dil! (looks at the sand and reads the message) 'DP + AA'?
Ashley A: Sorry, couldn't resist.
Tommy: Shall we, Kimi?
Kimi: We shall.
Tommy, Kimi, Angelica, Phil & Lil: SCANDALOUS!
Dil: You taught my brother well, Ashley. It's almost as if he's an Ashley.
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Ashley A - Nah, Tommy is his own person.
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Dil: Well, I can see why you and Ashley Q liked my bro. He's one cool kid!
Ashley A: Well, he chose Kimi. Tommy clearly wants a Kim Possible-style relationship. I don't blame him one bit. He gets Kimi and I was still stuck without a boyfriend.
Dil: That is, until I came along.
Ashley A: Well, you were in a trance-like state when you saw me.
Dil: Can you blame me? I'm in love with you, Ashley!
Ashley A: I know, Dil. I love you too, Dylan Prescott Pickles. Doesn't matter if you're weird and believe in aliens. I like you for who you are.
Dil: I feel the same way, Ashley Marie Armbruster.
Tommy: Congrats, Dil.
Dil: Thanks, T! Uh, what are you congratulating me on?
Ashley A: He's congratulating you on FINALLY getting a girlfriend, namely ME!
Tommy: Ashley A, can I trust you to treat my brother right?
Ashley A: You can, like, totally trust me!
Tommy: That was a dumb question, of course I can trust you, Ashley A!
Ashley A: Thanks, Tommy.
Tommy: Dil, you and Ashley A make a wonderful couple.
Dil: Thanks, Tommy!
Tommy: Of course, none of this would've happened without me.
Ashley A: Shall we, Dr. Spock?
Dil: Yes, we shall, Golden Girl. That's so....
Ashleys, Dil, Tommy & Kimi: SCANDALOUS!
Angelica: Dil, I take it you can't get enough of that word.
Dil: (trying to play 'dumb') What word would that be, Angelica?
Angelica: You know what word I'm talking about, DYLAN! The one that you've been saying ever since you and Ashley A hooked up.
Dil: You mean....
Ashley A & Dil: SCANDALOUS!
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Angelica *rolls her eyes* Well, I shouldn't be surprised. Chuckie and I sometimes do and say that kind of couple stuff.
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Ashley Q: Why am I not surprised? I knew she would say that. I guess we better get used to your brother dating Ashley A.
Tommy: Ah, don't sweat it, girls! Ashley A and my brother get along quite well, despite Dil's weirdness. I don't think we have anything to worry about with those two.
Ashley B: I guess you're right, Tommy. After all, has Tommy ever been wrong about anything?
Phil: Uh, no.
Lil: It's what makes him a good leader!
Ashley T: Tommy's, like, the man with the plan!
Tommy: Now, girls, I know you like me, but I told you I already have a girlfriend!
Ashley Q: Yeah. We noticed.
Kimi: I'm okay just so long as Ashley A doesn't insult me again.
Ashley A: Believe me, I now know better to insult the girlfriend of Tommy Pickles.
Ashley Q: Yeah. You don't want to have another run in with that Dragon Master Knight card of his.
Ashley A: Don't remind me, Ashley Q. I still haven't gotten over how Tommy was able to get the cards he needed right when he needed them.
Dil: That's one mystery even I can't solve, Golden Girl. (kisses her)
Ashley A: Wow, Dil! I never knew you could be so romantic! You're a wonderful kisser for someone who's an alien freak.
Dil: Why, thank you, dear Ashley! Shall we makeout again?
Ashley A: I'm game, Dylan!
Dil: Well, what's holdin' us back? (they makeout)
Kimi: What's with your brother, Tommy? Ever since he and Ashley A hooked up, all he can think about is her! It's like Dil's gone mad for Ashley A!
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Tommy - Heh, he had crushed on her for years now. I can't blame him. *pause* And I appreciate you guys trust me this much, but I'd been wrong at times in the past; luckily, I always have my friends to cover up for my mistakes and support my plans so they can work.
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Ashley A: You were the most popular boy in school, Tommy! With your leadership skills and sense of style, you could've been friends with anyone, yet you chose Chuckie, Phil, Lil and Kimi.
Tommy: They've been my friends since I was a baby. We remain friends to this day.
Ashley Q: Wow. That's one tight-knit friendship. Tommy, you're lucky to have friends like them.
Tommy: As for my brother, Dil's lucky to have a wonderful girlfriend such as Ashley A. Can't blame you, though, Dil. You have excellent taste in girls.
Dil: I got that from you, Tommy. It's a dream come true for me to FINALLY have the beautiful Ashley Armbruster as my girlfriend.
Ashley A: Aw, Dylan! That means a lot to me!
Dil: Thanks, Ashley. You don't know how long it took me to figure out that I was in love with the coolest and most beautiful girl in school.
Ashley A: Believe me, Dil. I know how long it took you to realize who the girl of your dreams was. I knew you had a crush on me, Dil. I saw the inside of your locker.
Tommy: What? Dil, did you have photos of Ashley A in your locker?
Dil: Yes, I did, Tommy. Every picture of her from preschool-8th grade.
Ashley A: Really, Dil? You were so into me that you had every picture of me up to the 8th grade?
Dil: I don't lie, Ashley A.
Ashley A: How'd you get those pics?
Dil: Same way Helga got the pictures of Arnold: I asked the teacher for the class pictures.
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Angelica- Plus you probably used a camera with a good zoom to get some pics yourself.
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Dil: I leave the camera work to the REAL expert, my big brother, Tommy.
Tommy: Yeah, Dil. Using any kind of camera is a huge responsibility. Leave it to the pros. Still, I never knew why you had so many pictures of Ashley A in your locker.
Dil: Can you blame me, Tommy? She's hot!
Ashley A (flirtatiously): Well, you may be weird, but you have excellent taste in women.
Dil: Well, I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but when I see a girl I like, I go for the gold!
Ashley A: Well, it looks like you got the gold medal this time, Dil!
Dil: Thanks, Golden Girl!
Tommy: 'Golden Girl'? Is that your nickname for Ashley A?
Dil: Yeah, you like it?
Ashley A: I know I like it!
Tommy: I like it, but I have no idea what its origins are. Can either of you explain it?
Dil: Well, it comes from Ashley A's golden blonde hair that I love so much!
Tommy: One of the many reasons you fell for her to begin with.
Ashley A: Yeah, my hair wasn't the only thing that made your brother fall madly in love with me, Tommy.
Kimi: Dil, why did you fall in love with Ashley A in the first place?
Dil: Well, she has her shiny golden blonde hair, perfect blue eyes, awesome figure and dare I say it....her voice is like the chorus of a thousand angels! I shouldn't forget to mention her perfectly manicured nails and her long, silky smooth legs.
Tommy: Okay, I get it, Dil! You really love her!
Dil: More than you could ever know, Tommy.
Tommy: Dil, look behind you. Your girlfriend's there.
Dil: Aw, nuts! ASHLEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!
Ashley A: Like, BOMBS AWAY! (She jumps on top of Dil)
Dil: Woah, Ashley! Who knew you could be so rambunxious?
Ashley A (flirty): There's a lot about me you don't know, Dylan.
Dil: I know that look, Ashley! You only bust it out when you're getting romantic with someone! What's the sitch, Golden Girl?
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Ashley A *grins* I'm gonna get VERY romantic with you, Dil.
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Dil: Boy, do I know what that entails!
Ashley A: MMMMMMMMM, It involves an awful lot of kissing, Dylan!
Dil: Of course it does. It also means I get to feel your warm, silky smooth hair.
Ashley A: One of my many lovable features! Now come here, Dil! (she kisses him) I love you, Dylan Pickles.
Dil: I love you too, Ashley Armbruster. (sniffs) Mmmmmmm, lavender scent, eh?
Ashley A: Yeah, you like it?
Dil: Yeah, I do! Shampoo, body wash or perfume?
Ashley A: Actually, it's all 3. I want to look as gorgeous as I can for my new boyfriend!
Dil: Well, I LOVE IT, Ashley Armbruster!
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Tommy- Heh, easy, Dil; you two just started dating. YOu can't go all 'mature stuff' like Kimi and I, or Chuckie and Angelica.
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Dil: Tommy, I'm 15 years old! You should at least be proud of me for scoring my first girlfriend!
Tommy: I am proud of you, Dil! What kind of brother would I be if I wasn't proud of what you accomplished?
Ashley A: It's the Sibling's Unwritten Code of Honor. Older Brothers have to be accepting of their younger counterpart's accomplishments and vice versa. My younger brother, Tyler, violated the code by being a snitch!
Dil: I was friends with your younger brother until he tried to snitch on my brother. He challenged me to a duel and I beat him with Tommy's deck.
Ashley A: Figures. None of our classmates has ever been able to solve the dueling puzzle that is Tommy Pickles.
Dil: Trust me, my brother's a mystery even I can't solve. (flirty) Now, where were we?
Ashley A: Well, if my memory serves me right, we were about to make out, Dylan.
Dil: Well, I'd be insulted if we didn't! Plus, I love it when I'm with you, Ashley Armbruster. I love your long, shiny blonde hair, your perfect blue eyes, your marvelous figure and your super kissable lips!
Ashley A: You really like kissing me, Dil?
Dil: More than anything, my Golden Girl!
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They start making out with a passion.
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Dil: WOW! Ashley, you're amazing! (licks his lips) Mmmmmmmmmm, could that be Pretty Princess lip gloss in Tropical Pinapple?
Ashley A: That's like, so correct! I knew you liked pineapples, so I, like, chose the flavor that would make you want to kiss me even more!
Dil: Well, I certainly want you more than ever before!
Ashley A: Looks like my plan worked!
Dil: It worked to perfection. (they kiss)
Didi: DYLAN PRESCOTT PICKLES!
Ashley A: Mother alert!
Dil: MOM! Please don't ground me again!
Didi: Relax, Dil. I'm not grounding you. I'm congratulating you. I didn't know you had a girlfriend.
Tommy: Well, now you do.
Dil: Mom, I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend, Ashley Armbruster.
Ashley A: Hi, Mrs. Pickles!
Didi: Well, hello there, Ashley! Dil, you reeled in a keeper. She's very, very pretty.
Ashley A: I know I'm beautiful. Dil can't get enough of me!
Dil: What was your first hint? The messed up hair or the numerous lip marks on my face?
Didi: Actually, my first hint was that you were in a trance when you saw Ashley. It's about time you found a girl who likes you for who you are! Congratulations, Dil!
Ashley A: You approve of us, Mrs. Pickles?
Didi: Of course, Ashley! As Tommy and Dil's mother, I support most everything that they do. When I see both my sons getting a girlfriend, it's a sign to me that my little boys are growing up. Dil, I have to say you and your brother both have very beautiful girlfriends.
Dil: Thanks, mom! So, Ashley, what do you think of my mom?
Ashley A: Her fashion sense may be outdated, but she's a real nice lady. I better get used to seeing her since we're dating, Dil.
Dil: Pretty much. So, where were we?
Ashley A: We were about to make out before your mom interrupted. (looks and sees her bikini top is missing) Dil, where's my bikini top? Did you untie it while we were talking with your mom?
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Dil *grins* Maybe. *shows her bikini on his hands*
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Ashley A: DYLAN!
Dil: Okay, Ashley. You got me! I untied your bikini top! I couldn't help myself, okay?
Ashley A: Hey, boys will be boys, Dil. I can't blame you for what you did while you mom was here. Besides, now there's more of me to love!
Dil: You mean....your 'rack'?
Ashley A: Like, so totally correct, Dylan! (she moves closer to Dil) I knew you couldn't resist untying my bikini top.
Dil: Yeah, I wanted to see your breasts, Ashley.
Ashley A: Well, now you get to feel them full force!
Dil: I wouldn't have it any other way, Golden Girl. (they move closer to each other)
Ashley A: Come here, Dil! (She jumps Dil and starts kissing him)
Dil: Guess this is my reward for untying your bikini top, Ashley.
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Dil moans in delight while touching and kissing her lips and breasts.
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Ashley A: You really like my rack, don't ya, Dil?
Dil: I love your rack, Ashley! Yet another thing that I love about you! I love FINALLY having a girlfriend!
Ashley A: Well, I love finally having a boyfriend! (looks down at his swim trunks) Is that a tennis racket in your swim trunks or are you happy to see me?
Dil: Oh, I'm VERY happy to see my girlfriend! (kisses her) You know, you seemed surprised when you found out I took off your bikini top.
Ashley A: Yeah, it's not something I'd expect you to do.
Dil: Well, I learned that trick from my brother.
Ashley A: Speaking of which, where is Tommy?
Dil: My guess, he's making out with a bikini top-less Kimi. I can't blame him, though. Tommy's got a hot girlfriend in Kimi.
Ashley A: But you've got an even hotter girlfriend, Dil.
Dil: I knew you'd say that! (he kisses her breasts)
Tommy: You do realize that you just kissed your girlfriend's breasts, Dil.
Dil: So? You've done the same thing with Kimi!
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Tommy *chuckles* Yeah, and Chuckie does it all the time with Angelica. Guess I'm just surprised you can do this too.
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Dil: Can you blame me, though? Ashley's HOT!
Tommy: Yeah, but you can't go acting all 'Johnny Bravo' on her.
Dil: I know, Tommy. However, aren't you being a little overprotective of me?
Tommy: Maybe. I'm your older brother, after all. It's my job to help you through life. I have nothing but love and respect for you, Dylan and I'm happy that you finally got a girlfriend that loves you for who you are, but please don't go overboard!
Dil: Alright, Tommy!
Tommy: You're on your way, Dil.
Dil: Older brothers....they're overprotective, but they have good reason.
Kimi: So, what happened?
Tommy: I busted Dil for kissing his girlfriend's breasts. Now, I don't see why I did that. I mean, I've done the same thing with you countless times, Kimi.
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