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original author of this genius= Keri Smith!
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for finding out who wrote it

I want it on my coffee mug
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JStanSantana [2010-05-24 18:32:43 +0000 UTC]

LOL That's terrific.

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Me-Shey-El [2010-05-21 07:34:17 +0000 UTC]

Wow, you got me in a nutshell.

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cocoumi [2010-05-20 16:49:49 +0000 UTC]

This is great! Thanks!

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babbletrish [2010-05-02 21:26:15 +0000 UTC]

Wonderful! Thank you for this.

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Andres-Blanco [2010-04-18 17:38:30 +0000 UTC]

mmm i just do every point of this list hahah, i understand why i' feel so miserable haha i'm gonna print this stuff in some post it xd

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K-hermann [2010-04-17 07:02:04 +0000 UTC]

lmao !!!
so true!!! hahahaha

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peannlui [2010-04-12 21:09:28 +0000 UTC]

I'm horrified that I can tick every point on this list that applies to me. Twice.

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ColdomadeusX [2010-04-10 10:06:39 +0000 UTC]

Um, if I got paid for what I do (which isn't all that much... ahem), I think all of these might apply to me... >__<

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caycemoyer [2010-04-02 05:49:22 +0000 UTC]

Yeah...I don't do well with guidelines. I tend to make things up as I go.

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jdoem [2010-04-01 08:14:52 +0000 UTC]

Who gave you a copy of my life rules?!

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Skeware [2010-03-30 16:11:08 +0000 UTC]

A great list! I don't totally agree with #2, because there are 2 types of artist's families:
Type a - indifferent, never miss one oportunity to say "go find a REAL JOB!"
Type b - illusive, always love what you do, even when it's a total crap.
This reminds me one golden rule i heard somewhere: never ask your family what they think about your work.
(The lucky ones are who have older artists in their families...)

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AttitoonZ In reply to ??? [2010-03-30 15:14:11 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for posting this. Over half of those USED to apply to me. I can't deny that at least ONE still applies to me. Perhaps if I re-read this, I'll get it through my thick-skull.

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zepher234 [2010-03-30 12:33:49 +0000 UTC]

....ALL of those apply to me... Exept the money one O_o... and the Family ones...

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GeneralSoundwave [2010-03-29 20:58:30 +0000 UTC]

...there is so much more to add to that list...

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PumpkinHollow [2010-03-22 23:11:57 +0000 UTC]

THIS! Is so me! Unfortunately~ xD

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UncarvedWood [2010-03-15 23:35:20 +0000 UTC]

How useful.

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DrChipMunk [2010-03-14 07:48:30 +0000 UTC]

i sign that!

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ZEPH-RAH84 [2010-03-10 18:52:19 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS SO TRUE.

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juhoham [2010-03-06 01:30:12 +0000 UTC]

gotta print this on my wall, thank you for this

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Deaths-Daughter [2010-02-28 20:35:20 +0000 UTC]

I oughta print this out and staple it onto the front of my sketch books.

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nienor [2010-02-28 18:06:18 +0000 UTC]

Shit, I should post this somewhere where I can see it all the time...I'm 6/10

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Stargazer-Gemini [2010-02-28 01:12:21 +0000 UTC]

This... is fantastic. Thank you.

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TIMISDEATH2ALL In reply to ??? [2010-02-27 23:59:36 +0000 UTC]

HOLY SHIT this is great

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OttoArantes In reply to ??? [2010-02-25 17:40:00 +0000 UTC]

Incredibly, I have only two underlines... oh me.

Then again, I'm just starting, much much time to get the other ones. D:

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mangoten [2010-02-24 19:44:32 +0000 UTC]

i kind of learn from artist that are lots better than me...so i cant help but fall victim to #1

....

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fermentedmind [2010-02-23 23:14:06 +0000 UTC]

Should print this oot.

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HeroGear [2010-02-20 18:19:57 +0000 UTC]

These are all pretty funn - I gotta say though that my family is pretty supportive.

The last one makes me think of a graphic design tennet:

"Under-promise and over-deliver"

It's always better to get a client to agree to something you know is possible, and then know THAT expectation out the park. Better than the reverse (having to deliver the universe in a day ><)

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xavor85 [2010-02-18 18:01:04 +0000 UTC]

lol XD This is so true and so funny! I would like to share it!

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joverine In reply to xavor85 [2010-02-21 03:34:54 +0000 UTC]

go for it-just credit the original author--link found in the description above X)

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xavor85 In reply to joverine [2010-02-23 16:20:50 +0000 UTC]

ok I will

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noelrodriguez [2010-02-17 17:59:30 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha XD

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jonathanvair [2010-02-16 21:41:35 +0000 UTC]

#2, which isn't necessarily bad. They ask me what I'm up to from time to time. c:

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MasterofRaviel [2010-02-15 17:54:58 +0000 UTC]

orz 3/4ths of these are shit i do...

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Leonidas666 [2010-02-15 13:26:55 +0000 UTC]

2, 5 and 7 - Guilty!

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LIVIDUP-MikeyFNC [2010-02-15 13:20:37 +0000 UTC]

All too true!!

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Aceleeon [2010-02-14 04:29:28 +0000 UTC]

wow. But number 2 got me for a second. Its bad to EXPECT your family to cheer you on? What if you know they already are (cheering you on) and you happen to tell them your projects anyway? is that kind of the same thing? this one spooked me a little bit.

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joverine In reply to Aceleeon [2010-02-15 01:38:53 +0000 UTC]

I think the author is just pointing out that not every family will support all subject matter(monsters/nudes/violent pics etc) and if that's the case to allow it to be so-and just continue to art in the way that makes you happy.
just my 2cents on it

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Aki-likes-your-ART [2010-02-13 22:29:35 +0000 UTC]

Really true ~

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metalgearray09 [2010-02-13 18:04:01 +0000 UTC]

Sad to say that all of the above apply. D:

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elsevilla [2010-02-13 17:40:53 +0000 UTC]

nice pretty cool, except for the one that my family really supports me.

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joverine In reply to elsevilla [2010-02-15 01:37:20 +0000 UTC]

that's great!
mine does too-although the comment is usually-its so ugly but so beautifully done!(monsters etc)

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cdmalcolm [2010-02-13 17:12:44 +0000 UTC]

you hit right on the nose. every artist has their own style. even when they are mimicking. it's like a fingerprint.

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charco [2010-02-13 15:42:22 +0000 UTC]

I agree, but I can't promise I'm not going to do some of them anyway

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joverine In reply to charco [2010-02-15 01:36:30 +0000 UTC]

agreed!
but it's a great list to review when that grumpy artist mood sets in hahahaa

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Mavor [2010-02-13 15:20:53 +0000 UTC]

Ha! Brilliant indeed.

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t-m-sama [2010-02-13 12:40:24 +0000 UTC]

LMAO
soo true XD

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Jaysa-Laser [2010-02-13 11:49:46 +0000 UTC]

so true

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Raphelt [2010-02-13 10:12:28 +0000 UTC]

In a ideal World,
this list
would not exist


(it rimes even)

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azurespiritwolf [2010-02-13 05:04:43 +0000 UTC]

lmao!! so true XD

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Zounderth [2010-02-13 02:12:00 +0000 UTC]

i'm living no. 10 every day... and i'm like, "well yeah i'll definietely accomplish it tommorrow", and the whole cycle starts over again, so it's been like what? 3 years now, i'm getting no where lolz

well this definitely will be my wallpaper now

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