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Which character’s Stand is this? Sky’s, Shawn’s, Sugar’s, Jasmine’s, or Max’s?
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Scarlett: I can't; it's going out of control!
Max: I'm calling Chris!
(Outside; bonfire area of Pahkitew Island)
Chef: Chris, it's gone haywire beyond our control.
(Chris' phone rings)
Chris: Did I REALLY have to pick that ringtone?
(Swipes the green circle to the right)
Chris: Hello?
Max: (on phone) Put me on speaker.
(Chris hits the Speaker icon with his thumb)
Max: Evacuate the island; scrap the remainder of the season entirely.
Chris: Thanks.
(Hits the End Call icon with his thumb; he then gets on the underground passageway's loudspeaker system)
Chris: Attention all remaining contestants, including Scarlett and Max; please return to the surface immediately. The remainder of the season is scrapped entirely; the island has gone haywire beyond our control. Please follow the path on the screen; thank you.
(15 minutes later)
Chris: Everyone, onto the plane; there is no winner being declared for Total Drama Pahkitew Island. Since there are ten of you left, you'll each receive $100,000 in cash.
(50 miles east of Pahkitew Island)
Scarlett: If my memory serves me correctly, the island will explode in about one minute; we need to get as far away from the island as we can without having pieces of the artificial island damage the plane.
(55 seconds later; 100 miles east of Pahkitew Island)
Max: 5! 4! 3! 2! 1!
(Pahkitew Island blows up)
Chris: There goes my career in reality television.
Chef: I'm going home and looking for a new job; one that actually gets me a paycheck.
Chris: You know what, Chef?
Chef: What?
Chris: That reminds me of something.
(Chris gets his checkbook out and uses a pen to write down something)
Chris: It's just to make up for lost time.
(Chris hands the check to Chef)
Chef: $500,000? Thanks, Chris!
Chris: You're welcome, Maurice!
Former Pahkitew Island contestants: MAURICE???
Chris: We go way back; back when we were kids.
(5 months later; abandoned film lot)
Chris: Blaineley Stacey Andrews O'Halloran, will you marry me?
Blaineley: YES, CHRIS! I WILL MARRY YOU!
(2 weeks later)
Priest: Chris, do you take Blaineley to be your wife?
Chris: I do.
Priest: Blaineley, do you take Chris to be your husband?
Blaineley: I do.
Priest: I now pronounce you husband and wife; you may kiss the bride.
(15 minutes later)
Chris: Whoever catches the bouquet gets hitched next week!
(Chris throws the bouquet behind him; Gwen catches it, then turns to Duncan)
Gwen: I guess we're getting married next week.
Duncan: It sure is, Gwen; it sure is.
Courtney: I guess I'll just have to marry Trent next month.
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oh god, just kill her tobi!!!!!!! scarlet's such a bitch!!!!!!
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