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Published: 2011-09-14 22:31:59 +0000 UTC; Views: 1043; Favourites: 20; Downloads: 16
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Oh, Rex. You're so derpy...Rex was taken...to the bush. He finally has his jacket (sort of) and has found the thief, but doesn't realize it. Meanwhile, there's trouble lurking...what's going to happen to the bush?!
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KD: Ooh, tell me more!
Cesar, Rex, Kakashi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!
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FreaK: Then we make kitties fall from the sky and throw tuna fish all over the place...and on the people we see
Stella, Steve, Lacey: We live this >:I
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Rex: Huh.
Kakashi: I wonder who's worse...?
KD: C:< yesssssssss.
Rex, Kakashi: Nooooooooo.
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Freak:...let's add puppies and baccon...and rainbows!
Lecay: >.> You had a Mountain Dew again didn't you?
Freak:Yesssssss
Stella,Steve: O GAWD IT WAS ARE IDEA!
Lacey: YOU IDIOTS!
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Rex: I like Mountain Dew.
Kakashi: You're supposed to be SHUTTING UP!
Rex:
Cesar: >_<
Kakashi: O_<
KD: Yeah to slap fights, rainbows, puppies, and bacoooon!!!!
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Freak: Don't forget the fist of fury and taking away their juice >3
Lacey: NO NOT MY JUICE BOX!
Steve,Stella: ;>_>
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Rex, Kakashi:...Juice?
Cesar: *groan*
Rex: <.< YAY!
Cesar: OOF!
Kakashi: ....
Rex: *cuddle*
Cesar: ...? Um...
Kakashi: he was worried.
Cesar: ...why?
Kakashi: I'll tell you later. Anyway, juice? Really?
KD: And cookies.
Kakashi: ...
KD: Yum.
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Freak: We can't forget their milk and most loved iteams...>.> or maybe thats a bit to much.
Stella,Steve,Lacey: You think?
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KD: No. >=3 Nothing is enough when it comes to torture...
Kakashi: x-x T_T
Cesar: O_O
Rex: =.=
Cesar:
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Freak: Then we are taking Kakashi book, Cesar's 'smootie maker' and science, and Rex's...I gon't nothing on him how about you?
Lacey,Steve,Stella: Thank gawd we aren't being targeted
Freak: >.> I stole your homes
Lacey,Steve,Stella:
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Kakashi: NO!!! Not Icha Icha!!!
Rex: Porn. It's porn.
Kakashi: No it's noooooooot!!!!
Cesar: O_O But-but science....
KD: For Rex, we can take away Circe.
Rex: O_O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cesar: I knew you liked her.
Rex: O///O NO! We're just friends!
Cesar: >w< Right....(to Kakashi) Not.
Kakashi: TT_TT Not my Icha...
Cesar: Senor Kakashi, you're are getting emotional over pornography.
Kakashi: RO-MANCE NOVELS!
Cesar:
Kakashi: Here. Read.
Cesar: Um...
Kakashi: You're over 18. REEEEEAD.
Cesar: Um...
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Freak: Lets get the rest of the stuff, I got Circe with duck tape >D
Lacey,Steve,Stella: >_> We have no idea how we live with you.
Circe: Oxo
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Rex: @_@ Okay wait. How many Circes is that now?
KD: Hrm...pbht. 5.
Rex: O_O
Kakashi: How many of him?
KD: Hrm...also 5.
Rex: Huh.
KD: But, one of them is a four-year-old clone.
Rex: -_-
KD: The other ones even out.
Kakashi: I don't know how we live with her. -_-
KD: >=D Rawr.
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Freak: I have mental issues which cause me to be crazy .3.
Stella: >.> And you're listening about the economy while typing this
Steve: Multi tasking?
Lacey: ;O.o not good for her or us
Freak: I want to squish little Rex >3> In a half strangle (hug)
Stella,Steve,Lacey: She's lost it even more
Freak: Lost what?
Stella: -_- Your mind
Freak: I have one?
Steve,Lacey: ...
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KD: =3 me too.
Rex: Don't squish little me! He doesn't get enough love as is. He doesn't need to die!...again...
Kakashi: Rawr.
Rex: Kakashi!!! Help me!
Kakashi: What did you do know, kid?
Rex: Cesar grounded me. ;_;
Kakashi: Really?
KD: Yeah...ESTONTA...yeah...
Kakashi: -_- not the company, Al.
KD: Dudley, dudley, HA~
Kakashi:
Rex: O_O Oh gawd, oh no! Little me was never placed in a home!
Kakashi: O_O We need a COUNCIL MEETING!
KD: Meeting nazi.
Kakashi: -_-
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FreaK: I'll take little Rex in!
Stella: I doubt you can take care of a kid...
Freak: You're just jealous cause little kids love me!
Steve: O.o And shockingly that's true...
Lacey: But what if you kill him with your...being yourself
Freak: o3o wha~?
Stella
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Rex: Nuu!
Kakashi: Oh god.
KD: Idea.
Kakashi: OH GOD.
L. Rex: Hm?
Kakashi: O_O; Heya, kiddo!
Rex: You're never that nice to me...-3-
Kakashi: Shutupyou'regrounded.
Rex: 030 >3<
L. Rex: =<
Kakashi: <.<;
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Freak: Hello little Rex would you like some candy~?
Stella: We'll later throw you in our big white van.
Lacey: With the candy man! OwO
Steve: And us!
Stella: >.> Maybe I should leave
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L.Rex: Huh?
Rex: Hey! What's going on, little man?
L. Rex: Rex! *hug...er leg hug*
Rex: Aw...
Kakashi: O///O too...adorable...
Rex: <.< What's that, Kash?
Kakashi: O_< I hate that nickname!
Rex: >:P
Kakashi: Well, it's nothing, Rexy.
Rex: >_<
L. Rex: ...What's 'candy'?
Rex, Kakashi: O_O;
Kakashi: I forgot no one pays attention to him.
Rex: Me too.
L. Rex: And what's a 'van'?
Kakashi: Nothing! Nothing at all!
Rex: You guys!!! You're pervs!
Kakashi: Wrong, my Mexican shadow. They are 'pedophiles'.
L. Rex: What's that mean?
Rex, Kakashi: O_O; NOTHING!
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Freak: No we're not! OwO we happen to have a big white van with candy it's awesome >.> you people just have dirty evil minds!
Lacey: Though we wish we had jellyfish O^O
Steve: Or fire breathing duckies!
Freak: And if we did have them I wouldn't share >D
Stella: ._. I'll just go and be more mature than all of you somewhere else
Lacey,Steve: YOU'RE MATURE?!
Freak: Like fine wine or milk?
Stella: >C Hey
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Kakashi, Rex:
L. Rex: What're duckies?
KD: ^^ *show*
L. Rex: O.O Rex!
Rex: Hmm?
L. Rex: I like duckies. =3
Rex: =3 Aw.
Kakashi: Do you know my name?
L. Rex: Uh...no.
Kakashi: -_-
Rex: *hiss*
Kakashi: What?!
KD: Ay liek mehlk.
Rex: I know what you're doing.
Kakashi: ...doing?
Rex: Our relationship's weird, no doubting that.
Kakashi: ...how? I HATE you.
Rex: LIES! You're jealous, but also REEEEEEEEEEEALLY attracted to me and it's creepy.
Kakashi: ._. n-no...
Rex: So, you want to get good with him early cuz we're the same and when he grows up...well... T-T y'know.
Kakashi: ...You're an idiot, Rex.
L. Rex: No, he's not!
Rex: I agree with myself!
Kakashi: -_-
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Freak: Phsst KD what does Kakshi feel about Rex a creepier love or hatin love?
Lacey: 
Steve: My fem-self and I are going to see a movie
Stella: ...It's calle Wall-e inwhich we will be laughing are butts off...for no reason
Lacey: I'm going too!
Stella: No, Lacey you stay here and make sure Freak doesn't have a 'Freak moment'
Lacey:
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KD: It's an odd love-hate relationship: =3 So, it is both. Some days, he can't stand him, others...X3
L. Rex: Fishies? O.O Are they like duckies?!
Rex: =3 No...fishies look like...like...hmm...*paper/pencil grab, draw*
Kakashi: PSH, HAHAHAHA! (drawing is poo)
Rex:
L. Rex: Hhh! Rex! Rex!
Rex: Hmm?
L. Rex: I wanna draw a duckie.
Rex: 
L. Rex:
Kakashi: =3 Aw...
Rex:
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Feak: -Pours cold water on Rex-
Lacey: We don't want the place to burn flames...
Frak: Wait he was really on fire? o3o I just poured it on him because...he looked like he was gonna blow up -skips away-
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Rex: GAH! Cold!!! Contridicting-hot-Spanish-blood! AAAAAAHHHH! *running around screaming*
L. Rex: O.O
Kakashi: Krk. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cesar: Rex! Hold still! I'll get a towel! *trots away*
Rex: Raaaapiiiidooooooooo!!!!
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Freak: My Spanish blood doesn't do that to me...I love cold water >3<
Lacey: >.> You're just weird.
Freak: I wear sweaters in the Summer...and melt
Lacey: Weirdo~ Lets go get popcorn to enjoy this moment before Cesar gets back~
Freak: Heck yeah!
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Cesar: Excuse me? T3T
Rex: ;_;
Cesar: >_< WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BROTHER?!
Rex: They said they wanted to "enjoy this moment before you got back".
Cesar:
Haruka (female Itachi): Now, Cessy, let's not be rash.
Kakashi: *snort* Cessy...XD
Cesar: T3T But I want to be rash.
Haruka: Nih-nih. No. *nose poke* Bad Cessy.
Cesar: (whiny) Stop calling me that~!
Haruka: But you're my Cessy-weezy-boo.
Cesar: -3- But it sounds stupid.
Haruka: It's your pet name. -w-
Cesar: And I don't have one for you.
Haruka: You'll think of something. After all, you're soooo smart!
Cesar: In ways of science, yes. I suppose I am. But I'm not creative in the least. I don't see how-
Haruka: T_T
Cesar: ...
Kakashi, Rex: <.< >.> T.T *ROFL*
Cesar, Haruka: T_T
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Freak: Vamos a ir a la caja mΓ‘gica!
Lacey: Heck yeah and none of you are allowed to come with unless your little and still a kiddo .3.
Stella: We're back!
Lacey: You two are not to pass! >C
Steve: :C Wha?
Stella: D| fine we're leaving to see another movie...and we hate ninjas -runs-
Steve: -runs too- Stella wait!
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Kakashi: >:[ I. Will. Kill. Them.
Rex: Ooh! Ooh! can I go? Huh? HUH?!
Cesar: You are not going anywhere called "the magic box"! That just screams trouble!
Rex: CE-SAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Cesar: No, mijo.
Rex: -3-
Cesar: T_T
Rex: Then, can I go to the movie?
Cesar: Go with your girlfriend.
Rex: NUH-UH. My friend who is a girl. Not girlfriend. We are FRIIIIIIEEEENDSSSS.
Cesar: Ah, no se, mijo. Usted parece muy cerca. Heh, heh. Muy, muy cerca. *sigh* Mi hermanito tiene una novia. Es tan lindo.
Rex: ΒΏQUΓ? No, no, no! Nosotros no somos novio y novia y yo no soy linda!
Cesar: Bueno, creo que eres el mΓ‘s lindo hermanito nunca. Y ustedes dos van de la mano tambiΓ©n.
Rex: NO SOY LINDO! Yo soy un arma poderosa y no se debe a cruzar!
Cesar: Aw, mijo. Eres tan lindo cuando estΓ‘s tratando de ser serio ... *Cheek pinch*
Rex: AY!
Cesar: *giggle*
Haruka, Kakashi: ...o-o whut?
Cesar: You always make me laugh when you try to speak Spanish...^///^
Rex: KWHIT IT SCHE-SHAR!
Cesar: Aw...
(To save you the trouble of translating...)
Cesar: Oh, I don't know, mijo. You seem very close. Heh, heh. Very, very close. * sigh * My brother has a girlfriend. It's so cute.
Rex: What? No, no, no! We are not boyfriend and girlfriend and I'm not cute!
Cesar: Well, I think you're the cutest brother ever. And you two go together well.
Rex: I'M NOT CUTE! I am a powerful weapon and you shouldn't cross me!
Cesar: Aw, mijo. You're so cute when you're trying to be serious ... * Cheek pinch *
Rex: OW!
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Freak: I really didn't need that translating since I already know Spanish, my fist language~
Lacey: And now you're learning French...
Freak: I like saying the letter 'R' in French its funny and tickles my tounge when pronouncing.
Lacey: Join us Rex join us to the magical box. Es seguro~
Freak: We have bubbles and bubblewrap!
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KD: *shrug* =3 I'm learning French, too.
Rex: Cesar, please?
Cesar: T_T I'm going to do a background check on them, though. Just quick.
Rex: Psh, fiiiiiine. -3-
Cesar: .............fine. Go have fun.
Rex: Yay!
Cesar: Don't suffocate on the bubble wrap!
Rex: Whatever!
Cesar: *sigh* He's so reckless.
Kakashi: Yep.
Haruka: =3
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Freak: -Wraps self in bubblewrap and and rolls into the box- Yeauh!
Lacey: We'll take care of him as if he were are own child~!
Freak: Wait what?!
Lacey: -wears a dress and jumps in the box- Hello darling~
Freak: O.o...I need a mustache...
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Rex: Bubble wrap, YEAH-- Wait, whut? O_O
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Freak: >.> Nothing...
Lacey: Now come on in so we can put this bubblewrap hat on you~ -holds up a baby bonnet-
Freak: bwahahahehehe! |D
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Rex: O_O uh...It's a bonnet...o-o Can I pop it?...cuz it's made of bubble wrap. Ooh! Then it and be like a top hat! Or-or...hmm...A helmet! Like a motocross helmet! BRAAAP!!! *starts running around with hands holding imaginary handles* Vroom, barp, BRR-AAAWT!
Meanwhile...
Cesar: I wonder if Rex is having fun.
Haruka: *shrug* Knowing Rex, he probably is.
Kakashi: Hormone propelled psychopath. -_-
Cesar, Haruka: <.< >.> *giggle, hug*
Kakashi: -_-
KD: Iiiiiii knoooooooooooow. >=3
All: O_O
Kakashi: That sounds bad.
KD: No...>.> <.< No.
Cesar: T_T Allison. Tell me now.
KD: NEVAR~!
Cesar: I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice...
Kakashi, Haruka: <_< >_> What're you doing?
Cesar: Um...I had nothing in mind, actually...
Kakashi: *facepalm*
Haruka:
Cesar: =3 I love you too.
Kakashi: Don't you get all mushy!
KD: They always do.
Cesar, Haruka: *moar hugz*
Kakashi: -_-
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Freak: -still wraped in bubble wrap and rolls around- I'm rolling and popping bubbles! >D Fear my awesomeness
Lacey: -In a bubblewrap dress and wearing a bubblewrap tiara- I'm queen of bubblewrap! And yes you may pop the bonnet since it is made of bubblewrap~
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Rex: Whoo! *Popopopopopopopop, places on head* Now, I need to make a motorcycle. ...Well, I could make my Ride, but I don't want to break the box...
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Freak: Fool we are having more bubblewrap placed in our box!
Lacey: Yes, yes we are...and we ranout of packing tape D:
Freak: Wait... how are we fitting in this box?!
Lacey: It's a magical box! Which means we can have anything happen!
Freak: Then I wish to be covered with frosting! -is magical covered in chocolate frosting- YEAUH!
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Rex: *licking box* OhmaiGodh, thisch ish aweshome! *stops* Awesome. O.O PACKING PEANUT FIGHT!!! *starts chucking random magic packing peanuts around* YEAUH! Eat my foamy wrath!!!
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Freak: Ihay ownkay ightray?
Lacey: D: hatway arehay yayou ayingsay?
Freak: igpay atinlay!
Lacey: Oyay odgay!
Freak: Wait what?! Are we speaking pig latin?!
Lacey: See what you did Rex >C Sick'em Freak!
Freak: -Jumps on top of Rex- Fear my chocolate frosty covered body!
Translate:
Freak: I know right?
Lacey: What dare you saying?
Freak: Pig Latin!
Lacey: O god!
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Rex: O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Horrible memories, coming back* GETOFF, GETOFF, GETOOOOOFFFF! NOTAGAIN, NOTAGAIN, PLEEEASE! NO-HO-OH!!! *Sobbing* I don't want it to happen again!!!!
Cesar: O-O My big brother senses are tingling.
Haruka: ...um.
Kakashi: ...TCCCCH. Yeah.
Haruka: -_- What?
Kakashi: Nothing. Nothing at all.
Cesar, Haruka: T_T
Kakashi: What? It's nothing, I swear!
Haruka: I don't believe you.
Kakashi: -I need to get out of this...>.>; O.O I'm gonna get punched so hard....- CROTCH GRAB!
Cesar: O///O AH!
Haruka: >_< I KNOW you didn't just do that, Kakashi!
Kakashi: O///O RUN AWAY!
Haruka: GET BACK HERE, YOU HORNY BASTARD!
Cesar: TT///TT I feel so violated....
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Freak: -nibbling Rex's hair-
Lacey: Ewww...doesn't he taste tasty.
Freak: >^> No just pasty
Lacey: We have to tasrte his skin -takles Rex-
(I was at my first school game 
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Rex: O__________O; I'M-NOT-FOOOOOOOOD! *flail, Smackhands* GET OFF!
Kakashi: I'm so confused.
Cesar: Me too.
Holiday: *busy doing sciency things to Cesar*, needle*
Cesar: Ow.
Holiday: Sorry about that.
Haruka: T_T *does not approve*
Cesar: What?
Haruka: Are you SURE there isn't a male scientist?
Cesar: There's always Van Kleiss.
Haruka: O_O' Ew.
Cesar: -w- exactly.
Haruka: -_- You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Cesar: Ow. No, I'm not. How many blood samples do you need?!
Holiday: Stop moving around or I'll have to sedate you. *looks up* Which would you prefer?
Cesar: O_O; I will stop.
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Freak: -is hit in the face and is thrown out of the box- My faceeeeee!
Lacey: >.> Ummm...you're just so cute you looked edable...something like that.
Stella,Steve: The h-e double hokcey stick is going on?
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Rex: -//3//- People were trying to eat me. Wait...cute, you say? TwT
Cesar: *sigh*
Kakashi: 'Sup?
Cesar: Lonely, I suppose.
Kakashi: Well, you have your girlfriend.
Haruka: owo ~ <3
Cesar: ...si, but still...
Haruka: Aw, cheer up, sweetie.
Cesar: He comes, he goes. It's confusing and depressing.
Haruka: B'aw, there there. *pat pat*
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Freak: -in the middle of nowhere- 
Lacey: Yeppie skippie >3< -huggles Rex-
Steve: 
Stella: Too bad
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Rex: -//w//-
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Lacey: Now I'm going to eat you |D
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Rex: O_O
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Lacey: Figure of Speech >.> Rex it means I'm going to kiss you to 'death'
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