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For Voltlightning20 , Gpla-ster90 , ShinySeedot47 (made a majority of the dialogue) and Hritz123 .Builder bits and other resources by me and Kphoria .
Sequel to: www.deviantart.com/shinyseedot…
Alternate Names: Captain Toad And The Sacred Allies P178
[As the fight picks up, Professor Rodney sees a huge bomb.]
Professor Rodney: Hey, who put that bomb there?!
Mike: Uuhhh... I don’t know.
Kirby: Wait a sec...
Professor Rodney: (choked Mike) Okay, spill it, did you place that bomb?! That thing is going to kill us all! Disarm it!
Mike: Look, it wasn’t me, all I did was go to the popcorn store, get an electric keyboard, free some cloaked guy from a cage and-
Professor Rodney: What?! Do you know how dangerous he is?! He’s a highly trained explosives engineer! Yulis told me to never ever let him out of that cage and now he placed the most dangerous weapon explosive… A Subspace Bomb!
R.O.B: What...?!
Mike: Wait I got an idea!
Professor Rodney: (drops Mike) What...?
Mike: (plays the keyboard in a dramatic way) Hmm, let’s see that in the fart settings. (plays the keyboard with fart sounds) Eeh, it’s funnier, but it takes away the dramatic affect.
R.O.B: NOW'S NOT THE TIME TO SCREW AROUND!
Omochao: (was panicking) Wahhh! We’re all going to die, oh crapbaskets... I knew I should’ve stayed home! Find the nearest fridge to hide in cause we’re all completely f**ked!
Wonder Woman: Easy Omochao, no one’s gonna die, we just gotta disarm it before it goes off.
Kirby: It'll be pretty easy.
Omochao: Great, you guys disarm it, your master is going to hide in this abandoned fridge to hide from the explosion. (jumps in the fridge)
Batman: Ughh… (facepalms) Superman get him out of the fridge
Superman: (grabs Omochao) Come on, Omochao.
She-Hulk: What's up with him lately?
Mike: Oh, I don’t know, maybe it’s the GIANT BOMB, YOU FEM SHREK- (gets choked by She Hulk)
Kas Dee: Guys, we need to focus on disarming the bomb!
Professor Rodney: Only the one who made it knows the code to disarm it we’re all doomed!
[Kamek is shown approaching.]
Kas Dee: Who even made them?!
Professor Rodney: A cultist called Bombshell, he’s very dangerous and he knows the code to disarm this thing.
Kirby: Mike... You found him in (points) that popcorn shop, right?
Mike: No, after I left the popcorn store and got my keyboard, I saw him in some cage with a sign that says do not let out next to some bakery.
Kirby: (looks) So he's somewhere in the city.
R.O.B: My sensors indicate that he's a few blocks down the street.
Omochao: Then go get the code, then murder him horribly and disarm this bomb now I’m going back in the fridge so I won’t get caught in the explosion. (went back in the fridge)
Raven: Typical...
[Sonic runs over and grabs Bombshell.]
Bombshell: Agh, let go heretic!
Mike: Awesome let’s blow his brains out! (holds a shotgun)
Sonic: Mike!
[Bombshell almost has a heart attack, or a malfunction in this case.]
Kirby: Do you WANT this city to die, Mike?!
Bombshell: What do you want from me!
R.O.B: Tell us how to disarm the bomb.
Diana: We want that disarm code.
Bombshell: Okay, fine, the code is-
Mike: (whispers to Bombshell) Pineapple on pizza.
[Bombshell short-circuits and shuts down.]
Kirby: Dammit!
Kamek: Fret not.
Marvin: Hmm, this is risky, but I have an idea.
Kirby: Eh?
Marvin: Black Matters are known to eat anything in sight, including black holes. It’s rare, but they do it for their unstable cores.
Mike: So we feed this to a Black Matter. F**king GENIUS!
Kirby: And the last place we encountered a Black Matter was...
Marvin: in space yes.. Kamek can you use your wand to teleport the bomb into space?
Kamek: (summons a vortex to swallow the bomb) Already taking care of that.
[The bomb gets sucked in. Meanwhile, in space, a Black Matter was napping. It snores a bit, but is awoken by something in the distance.]
Black Matter 1: Hrmm...?
[The Subspace Bomb was floating around.]
Black Matter 1: Uh... Huh? Meh, free lunch, I guess.
[He eats the bomb, then exploded from the inside.]
Black Matter 1: Owww...
[Another one looks over.]
Black Matter 2: Too much Chipotle, my dude?
[The one that ate the bomb just runs off somewhere.]
Black Matter 2: I guess so.
[Cut back to the others.]
Bowser: Nice shot, Kamek!
Mike:Ah, this ending is so lame I need to make it manly ( runs at Snoozin ) Kick the baby! (kicks Snoozin into a lake) 60 points baby!
[Aithne tackled Mike, beating him with a chair. Snoozin gets out of the lake, but instead of crying as he comes back, he just remains silent, then stops and looks at Mike, shaking his head.] (edited)
Kamek: Good Grambi, that woman has a bad temper. I’m glad I’m not that hedgehog right now.
Kirby: Agreed.
Music
Escape Mt Vesuvius - Ducktales Remastered
Toad Town - Paper Mario Origami King
Tomfoolery - SpongeBob