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For Voltlightning20 , Gpla-ster90 , ShinySeedot47 and Hritz123 .Builder bits and other resources by me, MarlonHX, Voltlightning20, JulioTheInkling(Happy Birthmonth, sorry I forgot to say that), Legoland1085 and Kphoria .
Sequel to: www.deviantart.com/kasden95/ar…
Alternate Names: Sorrow Of The Koopa Kingdom Part 3
[While the two made their return, Rhixaldir was still panicking about his new body.]
Rhixaldir: Who could've turned me into this...?!
Cultist 1: (offscreen) Sire, you know he could kill you AND Dagas. So why'd you do that?
Rhixaldir: Hmm?!
Cultist 2: This is insane, you can’t recruit him.
Astarcuthox: Who said anything about recruiting?
Rhixaldir: (punches the wall down) YOU!!!!
Cultist 1: If it's not for recruiting, then what's it for?
Astarcuthox: If ya wanna find out... (Runs off) RUN!!!
[The Cultists see Rhixaldir and run away.]
Rhixaldir: (summons the sword that he was imprisoned in) I'M GONNA TEAR OUT YOUR INNARDS AND STRING THEM ON MY CHRISTMAS TREE!! (Rushes after them)
Astarcuthox: Run! Here he comes, look out! Run! He's gonna get ya!
Cultist 1: What's gonna stop him?!
Astarcuthox: You'll find out in a-one... A-two-hoo... A-three...
[A loud gurgle is heard, making Rhixaldir stop.]
Rhixaldir: (looks down) Eh?
Astarcuthox: (stops, speaks in a mocking-motherly tone) Aww, sounds like you're hungry.~
[As Rhixaldir scowls and blushes, the cultists point and laugh.]
Cultist 1: Oh, I get it. You're NOT recruiting him... You're just picking on him!
Astarcuthox: Hey, I was made by him to be his rival.
Rhixaldir: It's NOT funny!
Astarcuthox and Cultists: (laughing) It is to us!
Rhixaldir: (mumbles) Where can I find something to eat...?
[At a Flameburger.]
Rhixaldir: (hands over some money) How does he even put up with this form...? You all disgust me. You, the human he based his appearance off of, this filth you call food, it's foul, smelly, oily digestive preparation... Everything here practically reeks!
Counterman: (handing him a bag of cheese fries and a burger) Yeah, sure. As if seeing the Children of the Demon and one of their bosses running around was bad enough...
Rhixaldir: (whiffing the bag) Ugh! All the same, I find myself craving the entire, putrid experience now. It must be in the DNA.
[Mike was holding a pile of chili dogs.]
Counterman: (looks) And speak of ANOTHER devil.
Mike: Hello, my good man.
Rhixaldir: (looks at Mike) Hmm?
Mike: I kinda burned my friend’s house down, so I’m just gonna pickpocket you- (sees Astarcuthox) Oh, hi! (realized his mistake) Oh… (runs away screaming)
Astarcuthox: (chucks a Bomb Walker at Mike) So... Enjoying your meal?
Rhixaldir: (eating the burger) I hate it, yet I love it... How do you put up with being despised by the mortals...? I mean, I get it, you're pure evil, but...
Astarcuthox: Hmm?
Rhixaldir: I made these worlds, or rather, helped make them, and what do I get? Sealed away in your sword-body, beaten up upon release, turned into a sword, beaten up again and then turned into THIS. Being hated is the worst feeling there is.
Astarcuthox: Well I think being hated is a wonderful feeling.
Rhixaldir: Seriously?
Astarcuthox: (chuckles) You've got it all wrong, my friend. Once you see it my way, you'll understand that being hated is the greatest feeling in existence. (Walks by a lady) ♪ Don't really care for chasing women. ♪ (breaks a beer bottle) ♪ Never was keen on booze. ♪ (While scaring drug dealers) ♪ Don't take cocaine or Mary Jane. ♪ (Walks inside) ♪ No, I get drunk on boos... ♪ Uh, as in the word used as a scare or a jeer. What those round ghosts are named after.
Random Boo: Dude, we get it!
Astarcuthox: (snatches a cane) ♪ Because... ♪
Old Man: (grunts and falls) Ow!
Astarcuthox: (strides and bonks people) ♪ You've got to love to be hated! Find the good in being bad. ♪ (sees fancy people) ♪ Oh, the crowd is full of ladies and gentlemen. ♪ (jumps on their heads) ♪ But they've paid to see the cad! ♪ (throws food) ♪ Yes, it's a hoot, a kick, a gas ♪ (dresses fancy) ♪ when you're the villain of the show. Once you wear black, you'll never go back. It's a high to be loathed. ♪ (turns into the following that he names) ♪ Ultron, Thanos, Megatron, Eric Cartman, Bluster Kong. Vader, Nader, Simon Legree. Terminators, one, two and three. Lex Luthor, Joker, Voldemort. Lord X from Sonic PC Port. Mr. Burns and Skeletor. ♪ (normal form) ♪ Keep your good guys, what a snore! ♪ (pops up next to Rhixaldir) ♪ When it's your head they wanna sever and your blood they wanna shed... You know you're gonna live forever, if everybody wants you dead. So listen up, because I'm giving the best advice you'll ever know. So feel the thrill. I know you will... It's a high to be... Loathed! ♪
Rhixaldir: Hrmmm...
Cultist 1: Catchy song, Your Darkness.
Cultist 2: Very showy!
Astarcuthox: Thanks.
Rhixaldir: Speaking of... I wonder what happened to that wolf-dog...
Astarcuthox: Eh, he's in another section of Hell. But anyways... Boys? Let's paint the town red!
[The Cultists and Astarcuthox rush off to cause chaos.]
Rhixaldir: (walks away after finishing his meal) Outrageous.
[As he walks off, pan to another area.]
Waren: (wakes up) Ugh, my head...
Giga Blamclops 1: Oh, he's up.
Waren: Gah! Shadows! (tries to get his sword but it’s gone) What, where’s my sword?!
Giga Blamclops 2: Relax, we're not gonna hurt you. Welcome to HFIL!
Waren: Why the hell is it a cul-de-sac?
Giga Blamclops 1: Hey, it's better than what a lot of sinners have to go through out (points) there. This is just a rehabilitation area.
Giga Blamclops 2: Plus your sword's in the office. As for why you're here... Well... Your deeds varied between good and bad.
Waren: Hey, the only reason I turned evil was because of Wolrick!
Giga Blamclops 1: Ah! Speaking of which, your reason for doing so is right over (points) in that yard.
[Waren sees a battered Wolrick.]
Wolrick: MX... That...
Giga Blamclops 1: It isn’t real, it’s just an illusion that one of the Terrortraumes made.
Giga Blamclops 2: Yeah, you can stop freaking out now.
Wolrick: (looks) Huh? Waren?!
Waren: I never thought he'd end up here of all places, let alone Hell as a whole.
Giga Blamclops 1: He wasn't easy enough to drag here. One of the Terrortraumes scared him so much that he ran until he tripped and saw something, or someone, or multiple someones waiting for him.
Wolrick: Yeah. I also saw the town's population that I killed. They were waiting for me and they were angry. Even all those children had a crack at me, and boy, were they nasty. MX may have been an illusion, but those people were REAL.
Waren: But I think the best thing about this situation is that I get to you suffer for everything you done! (laughs)
[King Boo looks over at the whole scene.]
Wolrick: It's not funny! A little girl kicked me between the legs!
Waren: Oh, allow me to laugh harder. (laughs)
King Boo: (eyes roll) Yeesh, this is just like that Simpsons episode.
Wolrick: Shut up! She was stronger than I anticipated!
[More laughter from Waren.]
Wolrick: She probably worked out too much at some afterlife gym!
[More laughter.]
Waren: That’s what ya get for blowing up that town and for framing me and what you did to Hannah!
King Boo: You mean the wolf girl who escaped from becoming a scrap heap?
Waren: Yeah! She was the only woman I ever loved...
King Boo: Weird... If she's dead... Why did she escape from Ronny's clutches?
Waren: Wait, she’s alive!?!?
King Boo: Yeah, saw her back in that dimension when the Shadow Queen, Dark Star and I went to untangle Astarcuthox from those vines made by King Frogg.
Waren: Wait, how did you even get here anyway?
Wolrick: Probably got dragged down here again... Wanna know the weird part...? Souls are surprisingly indestructible.
Waren: Huh... Neat.
Wolrick: Yeah...
Music
Murder - Within Temptation
Rake Hornpipe - Robert White
High To Be Loathed - Simpsons
Wooden Bear - Gil Flat, Tony Tape, and Florian Voelxen